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World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

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Easy to operate, compact and portable, making your experience more wonderful. Lightweight and easy to carry to everywhere you want to go. This is a very new and interesting and funny gift. It will make you laugh at parties. This is a 100% new product.

Evapolar Personal Air Conditioner

$109.00

Improve your comfort and air quality simultaneously using the Evapolar personal air conditioner. Apart from spreading air evenly throughout your personal area, this compact unit humidifies and purifies the air around you while cooling it up to 15 degrees.

Filet Mignon Beef Jerky

$49.99

One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

Rambo R1000XP Extreme Power Bike

$1,899.99

If it’s power and stealth that you’re looking for, the Rambo R1000XP extreme power bike will deliver! It comes equipped with fat high traction tires ideal for off-roading, a powerful 750W motor with a top speed of 20 mph, and a range of 19 miles.

Inflatable Green Oogie Boogie

$127.85

Fill the night with terror – Halloweentown style – by placing this inflatable green Oogie Boogie on your front lawn. Standing over six feet tall once inflated, Oogie Boogie will tower over all your other decorations while simultaneously giving your yard an eerie green glow.

Old Book Scented Candle

$19.75

Make your reading nook a little cozier by providing some ambient lighting using this old book scented candle. The candle is made from all natural soy wax and releases a delightful aroma reminiscent of a distinguished library into the air as it burns.

P10 Gaming External Hard Drive

$72.99

Get quick access to your entire gaming library by storing it in the P10 gaming external hard drive. Purpose-built for gamers, this HDD will give your console or PC the performance-enhancing tools required to help you keep your competitive edge.

The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil

$1.29

Quit throwing your money away on flimsy writing utensils by upgrading to the unbreakable mechanical pencil. It employs an ingenious double spring mechanism and a specially designed tip that greatly reduces the likelihood of breaking the lead – no matter how hard you press.

Outdoor Cat Sanctuary

$620.38

The outdoor cat sanctuary is perfect for cats who love the outdoors but have a tendency of running off. This wooden sanctuary offers both a cozy sheltered cabin in addition to an open air area that is covered by a protective netting to ensure your kitty remains safe.

Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume

$135.00

Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.

Personalized Face Stickers

$15.99

Customize all your possessions by plastering your beautiful mug all over them using these personalized face stickers. They’re made from high quality matte vinyl and are both microwave and dishwasher safe, meaning you can stick them on virtually anything.

The World’s Lightest Gaming Mouse

$99.00

Level up your gaming to unimaginable heights by upgrading to the world’s lightest gaming mouse. Built for speed, control, and comfort, this unique gaming mouse features a semi hollow honeycomb shell that keeps its weight down to just 67 grams!

Adult Tiger Sleeping Bag

$189.95

Do sleepovers right by lounging out in style inside of this adult tiger sleeping bag. This comfy and creatively designed sleeping bag is made for people up to 78-inches tall and can conveniently be carried like a backpack for easy transport.