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World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

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Easy to operate, compact and portable, making your experience more wonderful. Lightweight and easy to carry to everywhere you want to go. This is a very new and interesting and funny gift. It will make you laugh at parties. This is a 100% new product.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

$58.78

Ensure you’re never caught unprepared by keeping the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife handy. Expertly crafted from 420HC steel with a black ceramic coating, this American-made knife features a compact skeletal frame that can be discreetly carried.

Huffy Electric Drifting Green Machine

$439.83

Make your little adrenaline junkie king of the road by getting him on the Huffy electric drifting green machine. It features an ultra durable steel frame and a push button throttle and hand brake that are designed to perform awesome drifting maneuvers.

Audiophile Tesla Earbuds

$609.00

The Audiophile Tesla in-ear earbuds deliver premium sound without the bulkiness of over-ear headphones. They’re ergonomically shaped for ultimate comfort and feature a Qualcomm apt HD codec to ensure an outstanding Bluetooth transmission quality.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

Tactical Self Defense Pen

$18.23

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

Below Cabinet Kitchen Vacuum

$126.42

This below cabinet kitchen vacuum makes it remarkably easy to keep your kitchen floors immaculate. The vacuum installs discreetly under your kitchen cabinet without taking up any additional space, so you don’t have to bend over with a dustpan.

Self Sustaining Aquarium Garden

$159.95

Comfortably grow your favorite veggies all year round without making a mess using this self sustaining aquarium garden. The kit comes with everything necessary to transform any 10 gallon tank into a lively ecosystem.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Kichler Terna Vertical Blade Ceiling Fan

$404.00

Add a visually compelling element to any room by keeping it breezy with the Kichler Terna vertical blade ceiling fan. The intrepid design swaps out traditional horizontal blades for these modern and sleek vertical blades that will surely turn heads.

Circular Grill And Fire Pit

$2,095.00

This circular grill and fire pit is the perfect addition for any backyard. This versatile grill can either be used as a fire pit ideal for roasting marshmallows or can be outfitted with a round cooking slab that is perfect for grilling all your meats and veggies to perfection.

The Powerbreather Snorkel

$149.00

Improve your performance on the water by strapping on this Powerbreather snorkel. The unorthodox design enables you to intake air from the top while you exhale through the bottom so you breathe 100% pure oxygen, not mixed with Co2 like traditional snorkels.