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World Champion Dick Trophy
$6.99
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.
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Easy to operate, compact and portable, making your experience more wonderful. Lightweight and easy to carry to everywhere you want to go. This is a very new and interesting and funny gift. It will make you laugh at parties. This is a 100% new product.
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Beard Christmas Ornaments
$31.12Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
$17.99Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.
Self Sustaining Ecosphere
$79.99This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.
Pocket Samurai Keychain Knife
$29.99Slice through anything from a cardboard box to an envelope letter with deadly precision using this pocket samurai keychain knife. It sports a titanium handle along with a mini 440C stainless steel razor sharp tanto blade.
75 Years Of DC Comics Book
$200.00Celebrate 75 Years of DC Comics history by perusing through this fascinating book. The book showcases over 2,000 original illustrations, photographs, and film stills along with year-by-year timelines and in-depth essays chronicling the company’s history.
Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat
$19.99Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.
Creepy Coin Eating Bank
$10.99Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.
Healthy Hair Biotin Gummy Vitamins
$34.99Improve the beauty and health of your hair and nails quickly and easily with Sugarbearhair’s yummy gummy vitamins. They’re loaded with biotin, Vitamin A, C, D, E, B-6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B-12, Pantothenic Acid, Iodine, Zinc, Choline, and Inositol.
Indoor Smokeless BBQ Grill
$1.00Don’t miss out on the unmatched taste of grilled meats and veggies just because you don’t have a backyard or grill. Using this indoor smokeless BBQ grill you’ll conveniently be able to prepare everything from juicy pork chops and salmon to delicious grilled veggies.
Ultra Fast Defrosting Tray
$29.99Defrost rock solid slabs of meat in mere minutes by setting them on top of the ultra fast defrosting tray. The thermal conductive material of the tray dramatically speeds up the thawing process so your meat and poultry are ready to cook when you need them.
World’s Smallest Glow Worm
$8.04The world’s smallest glow worm makes the perfect nighttime companion. Measuring just 3-inches long, this adorable little bed bug comes dressed in his finest jammies – complete with a sleeping cap – and lights up when you give him a good squeeze.
Uberlube Luxury Lubricant
$20.00Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
$19.99Bake up a storm in true cat person fashion by protecting your hands with these cute cat paw oven mitts. These adorable oven mitts will transform your hands into two giant cat paws that can resist temperatures as high as 480 degrees Fahrenheit.
Destruct Hard Drive Data Eraser
$29.99Ensure your data is permanently wiped off with the Destruct hard drive data eraser. Compatible with all Windows OS, this military-grade device will ensure your data is gone for good – just plug it into a USB port, boot up your PC, and select the hard disc you want to erase.
My First Fire Starting Kit
$8.99Keep Jr. busy and entertained while you’re occupied with more important matters by letting him go wild with the My First Fire Starting Kit. Boredom get ready to meet your match, because where there is smoke, there’s a guaranteed good time!