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Glimmering Loot Light

$15.00

This glimmering loot light will bring a bit of gamer-inspired glow and style to your personal space. This handmade geeky gem crafted from PLA plastic requires minimal assembly and even comes with a button-cell battery-operated light strip.

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Glimmering Loot Light!

Comes with a button-cell battery operated light strip.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$10.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Pop-Up Fire Pit

$99.95

Enjoy the warmth and inviting ambiance of a bonfire virtually anywhere by setting up the pop-up fire pit. This portable fire pit is crafted from heavy-duty stainless steel, features a burn area of 576-square-inches, and even comes with its own handy carrying case.

Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag

$22.00

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.

Relief Shower Steamers

Relief Shower Steamers

$29.99

These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus aroma that is guaranteed to relax you.

Minimalist Travel Wallet

$25.00

Keep important documents safe and at hand while you trot the globe using this minimalist travel wallet. This genuine leather wallet is designed to securely carry everything from credit cards to boarding passes and passports while still maintaining a slim profile.

Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$12.95

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Sushi Boat Serving Tray

$209.99

Impress your dinner guests with your meal presentation skills by placing your delicious rolls on this sushi boat serving tray. These quaint commercial quality boats are crafted from durable bamboo and available in sizes ranging from 16.5″ to 47.5″ in length.

Shipping Container Home

$33,500.00

You can now buy a home on Amazon! These extremely affordable pre-fabricated shipping container homes offer all the comforts of a stationary home like running water, a fully functional bathroom, bedroom, kitchenette, and a cozy living room.

5000-Lumen LED Work Light

$41.98

Don’t let darkness slow you down. Keep your jobsite lit up with ease by turning on this 5,000-lumen LED work light. It comes with 2 brightness modes along with 3 heads that will ensure the area is adequately lit. Best of all, it can even charge your electronic devices.

Donald Trump Dog Toy

$20.24

Make Sparky’s exercise time great again by playing fetch using this Donald Trump dog toy. This pint-size Commander in Chief comes dressed in his finest navy blue suit and oversize red tie and stands 8.5-inches tall, making it perfect for dogs of all sizes.

phone umbrella sun shade

Phone Umbrella Sun Shade

$9.74

This phone umbrella sunshade will make glare a thing of the past on sunny days. This must-own for the modern-day will block the sun’s rays from hitting your phone’s screen, allowing you to easily see what’s on the screen without trouble.

Horror Movie Sound Effects Instrument

$329.00

Place the finishing touch on your haunted home this Halloween by adding an eerie soundtrack using this horror movie sound effects instrument. It features a stainless iron design with a total of 30 metal sticks that surround the instrument and create horrifying sounds.