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World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$21.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

Description

The toughest ultralight survival tent you’ll find anywhere – guaranteed. Designed for hikers and outdoor adventurers, the DDITW PRO Ultralight Survival Tent provides year-round protection for 2 adults from harsh weather in any season.
Other emergency shelters are made flimsy and cheap for one time use. We’ve tested and designed every detail with the highest quality materials available. Our HeatFlex™ mylar is stronger and more flexible than ordinary mylar to withstand harsh weather conditions and rocky terrain. With 425-lb strength paracord, reinforced tape seams, and a nylon storage sack, this tent is reusable and built to last.
To Use: Simply run the paracord through the tent and tie the ends to a tree or bush. Anchor the corners down with rocks or gear, and climb inside.

Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

The Noogle Car Air Conditioning System

$45.91

Keep your kids from melting due to the scorching heat in the back seat by outfitting the old family ride with the Noogle car air conditioning system. The Noogle will easily hook onto your car’s front A/C ports so that your kids can enjoy the nice cool air.

The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$58.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.

Cat Face Massager

$7.85

Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.

Fine Edge Keychain Knife

$24.00

Whether you need to slice open an envelope or cut open a box this fine edge keychain knife is the tool for the job. It features a small razor-sharp blade that is ideal for cutting and scraping and comes with a sturdy key ring so that you can conveniently tote it around.

Hybrid Tent Hammock

$199.00

Turn virtually any terrain into the ideal campsite by heading out with this hybrid tent hammock. The innovative and functional design allows you to suspend your shelter using the trees around you – so you can stay safe from threats on the ground while sleeping.

Washable Keyboard

$23.31

This washable keyboard is ideal for those who like to snack while they’re on the computer. Any time the keyboard gets too dirty, you can simply hand-wash it and dry it off until it’s good as new, making this a must-have for homes with kids.

Air To Water Generator

$1,679.44

With droughts and water restrictions becoming an ever-growing challenge, the AquaBoy Pro II air to water generator seems like a must-have for every home. Everyday it makes 2-5 gallons of purified great tasting water right out of thin air.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

$559.99

Practice your passion without disrupting those around you by playing on this Yamaha silent guitar. It features a comfortable mahogany neck and maple body in addition to an onboard preamp system with a headphone jack so you can practice silently.

Bottle Cap Gun

$4.02

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

Beer Slushie Machine

$56.79

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

Car Interior Lighting Kit

$29.99

Give your whip a futuristic appearance with this car interior lighting kit. The kit includes four specially designed ultra bright LEDs that light up to give your car’s interior an out of this world neon blue glow that is bound to turn heads wherever you drive.

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