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World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$19.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

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Description

The toughest ultralight survival tent you’ll find anywhere – guaranteed. Designed for hikers and outdoor adventurers, the DDITW PRO Ultralight Survival Tent provides year-round protection for 2 adults from harsh weather in any season.
Other emergency shelters are made flimsy and cheap for one time use. We’ve tested and designed every detail with the highest quality materials available. Our HeatFlex™ mylar is stronger and more flexible than ordinary mylar to withstand harsh weather conditions and rocky terrain. With 425-lb strength paracord, reinforced tape seams, and a nylon storage sack, this tent is reusable and built to last.
To Use: Simply run the paracord through the tent and tie the ends to a tree or bush. Anchor the corners down with rocks or gear, and climb inside.

Reverse Peephole Viewer

$42.94

Assess potential threats inside an unknown home by giving it a quick once over using this reverse peephole viewer. By placing it over the peephole you’ll be able to scope out the place so that you know what you’re getting yourself into.

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

$26.99

Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.

Fiber Optic Light Up Pants

$988.00

These fiber optic light up pants will not only ensure you’re the most stylish raver at the club, but also the most comfortable. These eye-catching pair of pants are made from a special fiber optic fabric that will make your outfit come alive in the dark.

Pink Flamingo Pool Float

$30.00

Soak up some rays in style by jumping on top of this pink flamingo pool float. This vibrant hot pink flamingo is made from a durable multi-color vinyl and measures over four feet wide when inflated, assuring there’s plenty of room to lay out on.

Don’t Step In The Poop Game

$22.76

Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.

Baby Yoda Plush Doll

$27.99

Bring home the cutest thing in the galaxy by adding this Baby Yoda plush doll to your collection. This uber adorable little Yoda plush features a super soft body and stands at 11-inches tall. He’s the perfect gift for Star Wars fans of all ages.

Portable Water Turbine USB Charger

$129.99

Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.

26 Pound Gummy Worm Python

$149.97

Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$14.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife

$59.99

Place a big old smile on your favorite knife enthusiast’s face by surprising them with the CRKT snap lock folding knife. It features a razor sharp drop point shaped blade that rotates outward for easy opening along with a snap lock mechanism that effectively secures the blade.

Speedo Hydro Shredders

$99.95

These Hydro Shredders from Speedo are proof you don’t need a gym to get a grueling workout. They come with non-slip grips and are designed with a series of valves and tubercles that channel water in order to create resistance for the ultimate upper body workout.

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Pirate Shack Tree House

$18,000.00

Yarr, matey! Set sail for fun and adventure aboard this pirate shack tree house! Sitting atop a hand-sculpted concrete base, the ship that’s complete with everything from powder barrels to a crow’s nest boasts features like a secret hatch, swings, monkey bars, and more!