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110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$17.23

If you really want to make some noise, get your hands on this 110db lung-powered signal horn. This brightly colored orange horn will let you emit an eardrum-shattering 110 decibel sound without the need for any CO2, Freon, or batteries

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Description

Lung-powered horn delivers 110 decibels.
No CO2, Freon, or batteries required. Designed for personal protection and safety on land and on water.

Instant Language Translator Device

$294.65

Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.

Bug Catcher Vacuum

$9.31

Keeping your home insect free is easier than ever thanks to this rechargeable bug vacuum. It charges via USB and gives you the option to release the creepy crawlers you catch back into the wild.

The Mini Scalp Head Massager

$89.99

Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Hair Growing Helmet

$699.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

Inflatable Speed Boat

$399.99

Become the life of the party next time you hit the water by showing up with this inflatable speed boat. This giant inflatable comes with both a front and rear lounging area and is also equipped with sturdy side handles and built-in cup holders so that your drink is always close by.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$14.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

$31.29

Not all fairy-tales have a picture perfect beginning, and now you can honor those tumultuous times with the reluctant groom cake topper. This cake topper makes light of the groom’s cold feet and serves as undeniable proof of who really wears the pants.

Passive Aggressive Notes

$10.70

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

These Cards Will Get You Drunk Game

$15.99

Lower everyone’s inhibitions in record time by bringing out These Cards Will Get You Drunk. In this wildly entertaining card game for 2 to 8 players you and your friends will take turns drawing cards and competing against each other to see who comes out on top.

LED Bathroom Infinity Mirror

$319.99

Give your plain bathroom some added appeal by creating an amazing optical illusion using this LED infinity mirror. The LEDs can be set to one of eight vibrant colors and create a seemingly never-ending tunnel on the mirror’s surface when they come on.

World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$19.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

Nintendo Poke Ball Plus

$139.95

The Nintendo Poke Ball Plus is going to make your Pokemon gaming experience feel more authentic than ever! It’s designed to work like a Joy-Con controller with the upcoming Nintendo Switch games – allowing you to easily move, battle, and navigate menus.