$49.99
Make the red-blooded meat lover in your life salivate with this Carnivore Club gift box. This premium package comes filled with over two pounds of exquisite cuts such as country cured bacon, ham, Mangalista ham and country ham slices – yum!
Carnivore Club is the world’s first cured meat of the month club featuring artisans from around the world. Our members receive an impressive box filled with 4-6 handcrafted cured meats from top artisans. Like wine, the laborious craft of cured meats is an art form that requires the diligent pursuit of perfection through endless hours of trial and error. Carnivore Club celebrates the individual recipes of each cured meat savant, no two meats are alike even when similar in name.
Help maintain a more youthful appearance without going under the knife by using this facial fitness device. Although it may look a bit silly, it’s designed to tone and firm weak facial muscles with just two short 30 second sessions per day.
Instantly transform your simple tub into a five star delight using the dual jet bath spa. This attachment fits all standard tubs and features adjustable jets and nozzles to create an enthralling whirlpool experience that’ll leave you fully relaxed.
Store your prized hooch like a loyal Imperial by keeping it inside this Stormtrooper decanter. This elegant and geeky 750ml decanter is made from high quality super flint glass based on the Stormtrooper’s helmet from the original 1976 film.
Expand your culinary horizons with a little treat from the sea by snacking on a bit of gourmet tinned octopus. This small low-calorie Portuguese octopus is high in B12 and comes marinated in a mix of garlic and olive oil to enhance its flavor profile.
Add a festive glow to mantels, centerpieces, planters, trees, walkways and more with these stunning starry lights. The double-bulb strands offer superior sparkle, while the bendable copper wire conforms to any shape to create elegant decorative accents.
Monopoly: Cheaters Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.
Spice up your meals Captain Morgan style with the hot sauce cannon. Styled like a pint-size cannon, this Captain Morgan brand hot sauce will add a zesty and spicy twist to any meal. Best of all, the bottle can be refilled and reused after you empty it out.
Something’s cooking in the kitchen and it’s deliciously adorable. The baby lobster costume is a two piece ensemble that’ll transform your tiny tot into an impossibly cute sea critter ideal for complementing your chef costume.
The iPhone stun gun case is the only case on the market that doubles as a personal bodyguard. Apart from protecting your treasured iPhone, the case comes with a built in stun gun capable of delivering up to 7,000,000 volts of knockout power to an assailant.
Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.
Give your players an edge on the field by honing their shooting and passing skills with these soccer goal scoring zones practice nets. They feature changeable pocket zones and also come with unique shock absorbing bungee attachments for ultimate durability.
Cozy up to a warm and roaring fire without being covered by a cloud of smoke by setting the smoke-free and spark-free portable fire pit ablaze. It features a compact design and burns small wooden pellets that eliminate smoke – making it perfect for backyard use.
Help transform your humble abode into a grisly haunted manor with this animated hanging corpse. Made to look like a horrifying decaying corpse, this ghoulish prop comes with glowing red eyes and lets out haunting screams as he shakes from side to side.
Remain at peace but ready to throw down if the situation should arise by carrying around this self-defense Buddha beads necklace. This 40-inch long chain comes fitted with 108 small 10mm beads that you can wear as an accessory or use to deter a would-be attacker.
These mini red bricks are pint-sized construction tools that you can actually use for building projects! Each set comes with thirty-two 1:6 scale red bricks that measure 1.33″ x .66″ x .66″ – making them ideal for all types of fun and creative craft projects.