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Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$8.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

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Removable Vinyl Sticker EAT A D*CK. THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT OFF IGNORANCE IS TO SLAP A D*CK {BUMPER STICKER} ON YOUR ENEMIES AND FRIENDS!

Zip Blade Keychain Knife

$15.50

Keep a trusty utility bade on you at all times by attaching this Zip Blade knife to your keychain. This ultra-portable knife comes with a frame lock safety function, a zipper attachment for everyday carry, and a razor sharp stainless steel blade measuring .68 inches long.

AC Adapter Hidden Spy Camera

$215.00

Keep a watchful eye on babysitters, contractors, housekeepers, or just anyone who enters your home by discreetly recording them using this AC adapter hidden spy camera. This motion activated camera records 720×480 HD Video at 30 FPS using an SD card.

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Exploding Submarine Desktop Diorama

$350.00

Bring a jaw-dropping factor to your otherwise dull work desk in the form of this exploding submarine desktop diorama. This magnificent diorama measures 3″ x 3″ x 8″ and will make an excellent addition to the desktop of anyone who appreciates naval warfare.

Carbon Fiber Wallet

$85.00

Keep your cash and ID safe from the outside world by placing them in the RFID blocking carbon fiber wallet. The introduction of CF-Lex technology allows carbon fiber to be bent and reformed into this sleek and ultra durable wallet that is three times stronger than steel.

Modular Smart Home Inserts Outlet

$57.99

Add functionality to your home’s outlets by upgrading to this modular smart home inserts outlet. It is simple to install and comes with a wired slot in the middle so that you can switch between inserts like a USB charger or a night light.

Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

$21.02

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99

Proclaim yourself sheriff and restore order in the work place by arming yourself with the Model 1911 rubber band gun. This handmade walnut and hard maple semi-automatic piece sports an all-wood construction and can hold and fire up to six rubber bands.

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SUV Camping Window Tent

$44.97

This SUV camping window tent will transform your ride into your rolling home-away-from-home fort the night. It features a universal fit and conveniently installs by stretching around the door’s perimeter without the use of any tools.

LoveBalls Hot Water Bottle & Stress Balls

$19.99

Get the relief you need by grabbing a hold of some LoveBalls. Crafted from silicone, this testicle shaped anxiety relief and hot water bottle can be heated or cooled to provide soothing relief while the soft and squishy testicles will work wonders to take the edge off.

Parks & Rec Ron Swanson Figure

$11.89

Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.

Holographic Halloween Decorations

$52.99

Transform your humble abode into a haunted mansion with these holographic Halloween decorations. Once your insert the disc into your projector, your home will be flooded by a series of life-like spirits that float around to terrify anyone that walks by.

Collapsible Storage Containers

Collapsible Storage Containers

$39.99

Make day-to-day activities a little easier on yourself by transporting whatever you need in these collapsible storage containers. These sturdy crates pop open in a snap and can be flattened out just as easily to save on storage space.