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Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$7.50

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

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Removable Vinyl Sticker EAT A D*CK. THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT OFF IGNORANCE IS TO SLAP A D*CK {BUMPER STICKER} ON YOUR ENEMIES AND FRIENDS!

Onmitsu Black Spider-Man

$68.73

Check out how your favorite web-slinger would look like had he lived in feudal Japan by adding this amazing Onmitsu Black Spider-Man to your collection. Apart from his ensemble, Spidey comes a Japanese Katana set, interchangeable hands, and a kaginawa web hook.

BodyBoss Portable Home Gym

$243.52

With the BodyBoss portable home gym by your side, there’s no excuse for not staying in shape. The simple yet functional design combines a fold up platform, a collapsible bar, wrist/ankle straps, and resistance bands so that you can perform over 300 different exercises.

Hidden Storage Compartment Bed

$426.98

Use your bedroom’s space more efficiently than ever by storing all your stuff inside this hidden storage compartment bed. The mattress lifts up to reveal a discreet yet ample space that you can use for storing anything from clothes to books, or spare linens.

JBL Party Box 300

$379.95

Kick your fiesta into high gear by giving it a kickass soundtrack with help from the JBL PartyBox 300. This high power portable wireless Bluetooth speaker features a playback time of 18 hours and lets you to connect up to 2 party speakers so that you can really raise the roof.

Hair Brush Safe

$14.95

Ensure your cash remains safe by hiding it in plain sight inside this hair brush safe. This seemingly run-of-the-mill hair brush comes with a hollowed out body that is ample enough to discreetly store up to thirty rolled up bills, making this a must-have for your next trip.

Rack And Pour Liquor Dispensers

$225.00

Give your home bar the look and feel of a fancy watering hole by serving your drinks with the rack and pour liquor dispensers. Perfect for bars that are tight on space, it allows you to store bottles in a manner that keeps them handy and ready to serve at all times.

The World’s Loudest Whistle

$12.95

Ensure you’re heard – no matter where you are – by blowing on the world’s loudest whistle. This heavy duty whistle outputs an eardrum-shattering 142 decibel ring that’s over 8 times louder than common sports whistles and can be heard from over 2 miles away.

Tactical Coffee Mug

$145.00

No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.

Sparking Heel Skate Wheels

$14.45

Walking is boring and overrated. Get around town in style by outfitting your shoes with these sparking heel skate wheels. These adjustable accessories boast a pair of 50-mm urethane wheels in addition to a removable pad that creates a stream of sparks as you roll by.

Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$9.44

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Dual Jet Bath Spa

$64.99

Instantly transform your simple tub into a five star delight using the dual jet bath spa. This attachment fits all standard tubs and features adjustable jets and nozzles to create an enthralling whirlpool experience that’ll leave you fully relaxed.

Luxury Computerized Steam Shower Sauna

$12,990.00

Enjoy a first-class spa experience from the comfort of your own bathroom by upgrading to this luxury computerized steam shower sauna. Apart from a refreshing shower you’ll be able to enjoy a world class steam and even a hydro massage bath.

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