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Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker
$1.00
Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.
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Removable Vinyl Sticker EAT A D*CK. THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT OFF IGNORANCE IS TO SLAP A D*CK {BUMPER STICKER} ON YOUR ENEMIES AND FRIENDS!
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Tactical Coffee Mug
$1.00No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
$1.00Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.
Beard Christmas Ornaments
$31.12Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.
Wireless Bluetooth Beanie
$13.98Stop using uncomfortable headphones! Now you can effortlessly listen to your music through this wireless Bluetooth beanie. This stylish garment not only keeps your head warm, but it also comes with a small internal speaker so you can conveniently listen to your tunes.
Frying Pan Cooking Oil Solidifier Powder
$1.00With FryAway at your disposal, gone are the days of dumping frying grease right down the drain. This amazing and ultra-practical cooking accessory solidifies frying grease so that it can easily and safely be disposed of.
The Mandalorian Full Armor Set
$3,999.00Look like you just stepped away from the set of The Mandalorian by showing up to the convention in this very detailed Mandalorian full armor set. This handmade ensemble comes with everything from a helmet and flying suit to gauntlets, glove armor, and even a cape.
Rainbow Duck Creek Boulder Opal
$25,000.00Bring uniqueness to your gem and mineral collection with the addition of this gorgeous rainbow Duck Creek boulder opal. This visually striking Australian gem weighs 55.3 carats, measures 55mm × 15.5mm × 6.5mm, and was mined in Duck Creek in the 1980s.
Brass Hex Bolt Pen
$1.00Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.
Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume
$135.00Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.
Radioactive Uranium Ore
$1.00Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.
Gold Playing Cards
$52.87Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.
Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove
$1.00Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.
The Gift Of Nothing
$1.00This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.
Levitating Surround Sound Speaker
$75.99This sleek levitating surround sound speaker adds instant ambiance in more ways than one. This Bluetooth speaker will not only provide rich, crisp sound but also some quaint ambient lighting. It’ll be a sure-fire conversation piece with all your guests.
Life Size LEGO Bricks
$213.00Make your childhood fantasy a reality by converting the world around you into real LEGO-like structures by using these life size building bricks. You’ll be able to construct giant structures and real functional furniture – the only limit is your imagination.