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Coffee Table Drink Cooler

$999.99

Bring your living room into the 21st century with the Sobro coffee table drink cooler. Apart from the ample refrigerated compartment, this versatile piece comes with built-in LED lights, charging ports, and Bluetooth speakers.

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Designed with a refrigerator drawer, the Sobro keeps beverages and food chilled and always within reach. Featuring Bluetooth speakers, charging ports, LED lights, and a sleek touch panel for optimal control, the Sobro coffee table always keeps you connected.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$91.95

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit

$99.00

Help uncover your genetic past from the comfort of home using the Ancestry DNA test kit. The test utilizes the latest autosomal testing technology from your submitted saliva sample to uncover your ethnic mix across 26 regions worldwide.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

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Strength Augmenting Flicking Device

$29.97

Turn your hands into lethal weapons by strapping on this strength augmenting flicking device. Apart from unique, this quirky device is extremely versatile since it can be used to as a finger exerciser, a self defense weapon, and even to open your beer bottle.

Hands-Free UFO Raincoat

$2.28

The hands-free UFO raincoat may look silly, but while everyone else is struggling to juggle their bags and gadgets and their umbrella, you’ll be getting the last laugh. The bold design will keep you high and dry and is available in both kids and adult sizes.

Cock Breath Mints

$5.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

Smart Floor Door Lock

$406.63

Turn your home into an impenetrable fortress by upgrading to the Haven smart door lock. This reinvented smartphone connected lock is crafted from steel, glass reinforced nylon and aluminum to keep out any and all intruders using an anchored deadbolt-like system.

Werewolf Dog Muzzle

$89.34

Keep strangers from wanting to pet your doggy when you’re out on walks by transforming him into a mutant beast with this werewolf dog muzzle. It’s designed to fit your pup without causing discomfort and is intricately styled to make your dog look like a ravenous beast.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Gun Cylinder Pen Holder

$25.95

This gun cylinder pen holder is the perfect addition for the desk of any organized firearm enthusiast. It accommodates up to 6 different writing utensils and sports a solid heavy duty cast aluminum construction which makes it a great paper weight as well.

20 Foot Water Trampoline

$4,499.99

Transform your local watering hole into the funniest place in town by setting up this 20-foot water trampoline. This incredibly fun trampoline features a tough inflatable inner tube border made from mesh reinforced PVC with a 3 chamber inflation tube.

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”