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Spiral Ear Wax Removal Tool

$14.99

Quit wasting your time with traditional cotton swabs and experience a proper ear cleaning with this spiral ear wax removal tool. The simple grooved spiral tip allows you to effectively and safely extract earwax with a simple twisting motion!

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Description

Too much wax in your ears can cause discomfort, impair hearing and cause infections. Cotton swabs and other ear cleaning solutions can be both painful and dangerous! Now, there’s a better way!
The Smart Swab is a new and innovative ear cleaner. It is a patented ear wax removal tool which allows you to clean your ears safely and comfortably. Unlike alternative ear cleaning methods, the Smart Swab is designed to remove earwax while reducing the risk of injuring the eardrum or impair hearing.
Our disposable, soft spiral grooved head is designed to go the perfect distance into the ear and gently remove ear wax. It’s never been easier or safer to clean your ears. You simply insert the flexible tip into the ear canal and twist the handle in the direction of the arrow. The tip is designed to capture excessive wax easily and prevent earwax buildup in the ear canal. After cleaning your ears, you can simply dispose the silicone tip and replace it with a new one.

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$24.95

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

Lawn Zombie Decoration

$155.39

Zombify your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween, the decoration will make it look like a hungry zombie is rising from his grave and making his way to the surface world to feast on some delicious braainnssss.

Iron Man Hand USB Drive

$46.99

Get Tony Stark to lend you a hand in saving all your important documents by storing them in the Iron Man hand USB drive. Developed in Stark Laboratories, the USB drives are not only reliable but let you carry a small piece of the famed Avenger wherever you go.

Spiral Blade Knife

$82.99

When it comes to piercing factor, the spiral blade knife stands in a class of its own. This deadly knife comes with a fiberglass reinforced nylon handle for a secure grip and features an 8 inch 2Cr13 stainless steel blade with 3 distinct cutting edges.

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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

Giant Butterfly Wings Pool Float

$19.30

Transform yourself into a whimsical creature when you’re cooling off at the pool by laying out on this giant butterfly wings float. The wings are divided into four air chambers which not only makes them easier to inflate but also makes air leaks less likely.

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3D Wooden Topographic Maps

$15.00

Pay homage to your favorite place in the world in a creative manner by beautifying your home with a 3D wooden topographic map. Each map will make geography come alive and can be customized in either walnut, oak, maple, or cherry wood.

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Banana Duct Taped To A Wall

$113.99

Class up your humble abode with high-end art at a fraction of the price by adding Banana Duct Taped To A Wall to your collection. This contemporary piece is modeled on Maurizio Cattelan’s iconic work involving a banana and Duct Tape.

70 MPH NERF Gun

$89.99

Guarantee your team comes out victorious by arming yourself with this 70 MPH NERF gun. Viewed as the crown jewel of the NERF arsenal, it holds 12 NERFS balls per magazine, has flip up sights for added accuracy, and has a trigger lock for additional safety.

Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket

$39.99

On cold days, there’s no better way to lounge around the house than in one of these oversized hoodie sweatshirt blankets! These incredibly soft and roomy blankets come in a range of vibrant colors and feature a loose fit that make them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box

$12.22

Create an awkward but incredibly entertaining situation at the workplace by sending one of these embarrassing prank shipping boxes to a fellow employee. Each anonymous package arrives with a NSFW label guaranteed to make them blush.

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

$15.95

Keep others from talking to you before you’ve gotten your caffeine fix by sipping your brew from the “shuh duh fuh cup”. The not-so-subtle caption along with the cute little unicorn flipping everyone off will ensure your coworkers leave you alone in the mornings.