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D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$24.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

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Back in the 90’s nostalgia that is Dare gear…the perfect addition to any throwback outfit you may be rocking. Plus it holds your things!

The Pimple Popping Game

$10.46

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$90.00

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Monkey Face Orchid Seeds

$1.99

Give your garden some personality by growing these eye-catching monkey face orchids. With these flower seeds you’ll be able to fill your already lively garden with rare and alluring orchids that can bloom during any season and will make your yard the talk of the block.

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

$11.50

Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.

Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth Speaker

$54.99

Make your favorite tracks really thump with the Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth speaker. This little gadget boasts a 16-hour battery life, is both dustproof and waterproof, and features a compact design that makes it incredibly portable.

Smartphone Endoscope Tube

$25.00

Now you can enlist the help of your smartphone to explore things like drain pipes and anal cavities using this USB endoscope tube. It features a waterproof 7mm camera capable of transmitting 640×480 visuals at 30 frames per second.

The Waterproof Packable Backpack

$83.98

This waterproof packable backpack from Catalyst is a traveler’s best friend. This great hiking pack comes with breathable mesh shoulder straps and is made from an ultra durable nylon fabric that will prevent water from penetrating and soaking all your gear.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$19.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

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Cat Shaped Throw Rug

$34.95

This cat shaped throw rug is so charming and cute that it’ll fill your home with warmth and fuzzy feelings. This adorable medium-sized throw rug measures 17″ by 35″ and is the perfect way for any cat lover to add some feline charm to their home.

Beer Slushie Machine

$84.97

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

Giant Bean Bag Denim Sofa

$379.00

Create an oasis of comfort right in your humble abode by bringing in this giant bean bag denim sofa. It features a tough, machine washable denim cover and comes stuffed with thinly shredded polyurethane foam that provides support while remaining comfortable.

DIY Back/Body Shaver

$49.95

Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.