Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.
Back in the 90’s nostalgia that is Dare gear…the perfect addition to any throwback outfit you may be rocking. Plus it holds your things!
Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.
Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!
Give your garden some personality by growing these eye-catching monkey face orchids. With these flower seeds you’ll be able to fill your already lively garden with rare and alluring orchids that can bloom during any season and will make your yard the talk of the block.
Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.
This waterproof packable backpack from Catalyst is a traveler’s best friend. This great hiking pack comes with breathable mesh shoulder straps and is made from an ultra durable nylon fabric that will prevent water from penetrating and soaking all your gear.
The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.
Create an oasis of comfort right in your humble abode by bringing in this giant bean bag denim sofa. It features a tough, machine washable denim cover and comes stuffed with thinly shredded polyurethane foam that provides support while remaining comfortable.
Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.