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Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$649.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

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The SWASH system is the first in-home system that provides a convenient way to get clothes ready to wear on your schedule, in just 10 to 15 minutes. Filling the space that exists between washing and dry-cleaning, you’ll spend less time visiting the dry-cleaner and more time in your favorite outfits that smell fresh and look great. Best of all it comes to you from trusted brands Whirlpool and Tide, who’ve both been caring for clothes for the past 50 years.

Lucid Dreaming Supplement

$29.99

Become the master of your dreams by taking control of them with help from this lucid dreaming supplement. The supplement uses a two pill approach that helps your body achieve the ideal conditions for lucid dreaming and improved dream recall.

Official John Wayne Handy Book For Men

$12.99

Become the noble and self-sufficient man your parents always wanted you to be by taking a lesson or two from The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men. You’ll learn how to live your life with the confidence, grit, and style of the legendary John Wayne.

Rheos Floating Sunglasses

$55.00

Minimize the chance of losing your shades during your next beach day by heading out with the Rheos floating sunglasses. These stylish polarized sunglasses offer 100% UV protection and are extremely lightweight so they will float on the water in case you drop them in.

Arcade Light Switch

$9.99

Add some color and whimsy to your home with these nostalgic arcade style light switches. These arcade light switches are great for game rooms or kids rooms, but look especially great in your parents basement that you still live in at the disturbing age of 38.

Demogorgon Inflatable Sprinkler

$59.99

No need to open up an unstable portal to The Upside Down in order to cool off in style with this Demogorgon inflatable sprinkler. This 6-foot tall Demogorgon will easily hook up to any standard garden hose and shoot out a refreshing stream of water from its face.

I Love You Pillow Cases

$29.99

Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.

Water Saving Modern Shower Head

$129.00

Cut down excess water use in your home by outfitting your bathroom with this water saving modern shower head. This efficient and sleek shower head’s square design allows for ultra-wide coverage while using 28% less water than standard shower heads.

Amazon Smart Plug

$24.99

Make your home smarter than ever with the Amazon smart plug! The smart plug allows you to voice control everyday appliances like lights, TVs, fans, or even your coffee maker – while featuring a slim design that keeps the adjacent outlet free and accessible.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Kit

$10.96

Transform your kitchen into your own dojo of deliciousness by baking up a batch of Ninjabread men with this cookie kit. With this kit you and the kids will be able to whip up some delectable and fearsome gingerbread ninja warriors that the whole family will love.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,570.80

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Amazon Alexa Smart Ring

$129.99

Keep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls.

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