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Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

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The SWASH system is the first in-home system that provides a convenient way to get clothes ready to wear on your schedule, in just 10 to 15 minutes. Filling the space that exists between washing and dry-cleaning, you’ll spend less time visiting the dry-cleaner and more time in your favorite outfits that smell fresh and look great. Best of all it comes to you from trusted brands Whirlpool and Tide, who’ve both been caring for clothes for the past 50 years.

World’s Smallest Stun Gun

$12.24

Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.

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Battle Of Helm’s Deep LEGO Set

$719.99

Recreate one of the most epic scenes in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy using the Battle of Helm’s Deep LEGO set. This 1,368 piece set comes with everything necessary to construct the iconic fortress and pit the forces of good and evil against each other.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Air Powered Arrow Rifle

$1,055.99

The line between assault rifles and cross bows just got blurrier thanks to the Crosman Airbow. This 8 shot air bow fires fully sized arrows out of a rifle style gun at speeds of 425 FPS and can be easily operated using just 2 fingers.

The Ultimate Portable Power Bank

$149.99

When you’re on-the-move there’s no better option than the Sherpa 100 AC power bank from Goal Zero. This 25,600 mAh airline approved power station features a 100wh AC power outlet, wireless charging, an OLED display, and 2.4A USB ports.

Ship In A Bottle Whiskey Dispenser

$150.00

Bring some class to your quaint home bar with this ship in a bottle whiskey dispenser. It’s expertly hand-blown from durable, thick glass and comes with a ground glass stopper to create a hermetic seal so that your spirits never evaporate.

Glowing Starry String Lights

$4.99

Add a festive glow to mantels, centerpieces, planters, trees, walkways and more with these stunning starry lights. The double-bulb strands offer superior sparkle, while the bendable copper wire conforms to any shape to create elegant decorative accents.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

$18.65

Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.

Fiber Optic Light Up Pants

$988.00

These fiber optic light up pants will not only ensure you’re the most stylish raver at the club, but also the most comfortable. These eye-catching pair of pants are made from a special fiber optic fabric that will make your outfit come alive in the dark.

Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

$19.90

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

Nugget Ice Machine

$350.00

Give your drinks the perfect blend of taste, texture, and temperature with help from the counter top nugget ice machine. Simply fill it up with clean water and you’ll be able to whip up to one pound of easily chewable flavor absorbing nugget ice every hour.