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Emergency Breathing System

$18.99

Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.

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Safety iQ – Saver Emergency Breath System – Portable One-Person Unit
The Saver Emergency Breath System is a personal life-saving device that allows you to breathe clean air in the event of a fire. Designed to prevent smoke inhalation, the leading cause of all fire fatalities, Saver filters chemical substances and removes carbon monoxide and toxic gases for up to 5 minutes. Compact and simple to use and can be activated within 5 seconds.

Batarang Letter Opener

$65.00

Slice open your snail mail with ruthless efficiency using this Batarang letter opener. Styled like the Caped Crusader’s iconic and immensely versatile weapon, this superbly crafted letter opener will be perfect for the home, office, or even to put on display.

iPhone Stun Gun Case

$99.00

The iPhone stun gun case is the only case on the market that doubles as a personal bodyguard. Apart from protecting your treasured iPhone, the case comes with a built in stun gun capable of delivering up to 7,000,000 volts of knockout power to an assailant.

Otamatone Musical Note Synthesizer

$39.95

Make all the women in a five mile radius swoon over your musical prowess when you hit their eardrums with the soothing sounds of the Otamatone musical note synthesizer. It features an adorably odd design and is incredible easy to play.

Official John Wayne Handy Book For Men

$12.10

Become the noble and self-sufficient man your parents always wanted you to be by taking a lesson or two from The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men. You’ll learn how to live your life with the confidence, grit, and style of the legendary John Wayne.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$19.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

$7.97

Brighten up someone’s special day with a little wonder by crafting a magic flying butterfly card. Simply insert this tiny rubber-band-powered butterfly into any greeting card and it’ll fly up to 20 feet in the air once the card is opened by the recipient.

Avocado Shaped Guacamole Bowl

$11.99

Make your already delicious homemade guac look even more appetizing by serving it inside this avocado shaped guacamole bowl. This skillfully hand-painted ceramic bowl features a 1.5-cup capacity and comes with an accompanying lid and serving spoon.

Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$40.87

Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.

Geeky Vincent Van Gogh Paintings

$18.00

Show off your fondness for the classics with these geeky Vincent van Gogh paintings. Each vibrant work of art displays a unique and vibrant mashup of geeky franchises like Star Wars or Super Mario Bros painted in van Gogh’s iconic style.

Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit

$223.98

Make your humble abode feel a little more magical by beautifying it using this fiber optic star ceiling kit. You’ll be able to transform any dull room into a star-studded out-of-this-world masterpiece that you can customize with your favorite color.

Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$7.95

Keep your hungry doggy from overeating or finishing his food too fast by serving it on this slow feeder dog mat. This handy little mealtime accessory’s unique pattern helps promote fresh breath, healthy teeth, and gums by scraping bad bacteria from the tongue.

Carolina Reaper Tortilla Chip

$18.99

Put your spice tolerance to the ultimate test by snacking on this Carolina Reaper tortilla chip. This hellishly spicy chip comes wrapped in a coffin shaped bag and is made using the incredibly hot Carolina Reaper pepper – said to be one of the hottest in the world.