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Emergency Breathing System

$18.99

Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.

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Safety iQ – Saver Emergency Breath System – Portable One-Person Unit
The Saver Emergency Breath System is a personal life-saving device that allows you to breathe clean air in the event of a fire. Designed to prevent smoke inhalation, the leading cause of all fire fatalities, Saver filters chemical substances and removes carbon monoxide and toxic gases for up to 5 minutes. Compact and simple to use and can be activated within 5 seconds.

Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

$41.99

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

Razer Opto-Mechanical Keyboard

$119.99

Improve your overall gaming experience by upgrading to the Razer Huntsman Opto-Mechanical keyboard. This innovative model features opto-mechanical key switches that can provide up to 30% faster response and function during gameplay.

Sticker Toilet Plunger

$19.30

Unclogging your toilet is easier than ever thanks to this sticker toilet plunger. Instead of having to insert a plunger into poop-ridden water, simply place the sticker over the toilet and flush to create an air bubble – then push down on the bubble to unclog the toilet.

Monster Pencil Case

Monster Pencil Case

$7.60

Help brighten up your little one’s long school day with this amusing monster pencil case. This remarkably fun and vibrant pencil case measures 8.6″ x 0.78″ x 3.54″ , comes fitted with a sturdy zipper, and can fit up to 30 pencils inside.

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Tactical Pocket Sand

$10.00

Fend off any would be assaulter that comes your way by throwing a fist full of pocket sand! Popularized by King of The Hill’s Dale Gribble, each tactical drawstring cotton pouch comes loaded with two 1 oz. baggies of top quality granules of deterrence.

The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

$59.97

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

Han Solo Carbonite Inflatable Costume

$119.99

Show up to your next Halloween party in this Han Solo trapped in carbonite inflatable costume and you’ll be a shoe-in for best getup! It’s made from 100% nylon and features a hook and loop close for easy access in and out.

Pac-Man Lamp

$65.99

This amazingly designed Pac-Man lamp is perfect for adding some quaint ambient lighting to your game room. Styled like the iconic video game character, this little lamp is capable of emitting 12 retro Pac-Man sounds and can be controlled via a handy remote.

Werewolf Dog Muzzle

$89.34

Keep strangers from wanting to pet your doggy when you’re out on walks by transforming him into a mutant beast with this werewolf dog muzzle. It’s designed to fit your pup without causing discomfort and is intricately styled to make your dog look like a ravenous beast.

Workaholics Bear Coat

$165.00

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

G-Shock Rangeman Rugged Watch

$224.95

The G-Shock Rangeman rugged watch was made with outdoorsmen and adventurers in mind. Shock resistant and waterproof up to 200 meters, it is capable of tracking barometric pressure, temperature, and altitude – in addition to GPS navigation.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.