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Filet Mignon Beef Jerky

$49.99

One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

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Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

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Psychedelic Bodysuit

$109.99

Become the living embodiment of a drug trip by slipping into this psychedelic bodysuit. This trippy ensemble is made from four-way stretch Italian Lycra to ensure a snug and comfy fit and sports a one-of-a-kind colorful design that’ll set you apart from everyone else.

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Poseable Dinosaur Lamp

$55.99

This poseable dinosaur lamp will bring some neat prehistoric flair and quaint ambient lighting into your pint-sized dino lover’s room. It’s crafted from black walnut and features poseable limbs so that it can be changed into any position.

Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend

$34.95

Watch the Force in action by placing your literary collection on this Star Wars Yoda metal bookend. The clever design creates the illusion that the pint-sized Jedi master is using nothing but the Force to hold up your books.

Self-Stabilizing Spoon

$199.00

Now those suffering from conditions that limit hand movement can chow down in peace using the self-stabilizing spoon. It features built-in sensors that detect and counteract hand tremors, and can be adapted with a fork and knife attachment.

The Cooling Fan Necktie

$29.45

Stay breezy throughout the long workday by topping off your corporate ensemble with the cooling fan necktie. This stylish and functional tie is embedded with a small USB powered fan that you can conveniently control with an “on/off” switch.

Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook

$15.65

Treat your taste buds to a delectable treat from Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook any time the munchies strike! It’s packed with 50 mouth-watering recipes from Tha Doggfather himself, with OG culinary staples like fried bologna sandwiches and baked mac and cheese.

Smartphone Endoscope Tube

$25.00

Now you can enlist the help of your smartphone to explore things like drain pipes and anal cavities using this USB endoscope tube. It features a waterproof 7mm camera capable of transmitting 640×480 visuals at 30 frames per second.

Folding Bedside Shelf

$19.89

Stop losing stuff in your giant blackhole of bed sheets by placing your things on this folding bedside shelf. No assembly required – it comes with convenient cord holders along the sides and provides enough space for phones, wallets, and tablets.

Exfoliating Butt Masks

$34.00

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Sling Shoulder Crossbody Bag

$39.99

Ensure your essentials are there when you need them by keeping them organized in this sling shoulder crossbody bag. This sling comes with enough storage space for everything from your keys to your smartphone, while still maintaining a slim profile.

Cereal Killers Figures

$175.00

Contemporary artist Ron English takes aim at the breakfast foods we all grew up eating with his Cereal Killers collection. Each 8″ or 9″ vinyl figure is designed like an obese and unhealthy version of classic cereal mascots like Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger.

Rick & Morty Space Cruiser USB Light

$15.99

Enjoy the company of the multiverse’s most dynamic duo this Rick and Morty space cruiser USB light. Modeled after Rick’s old beat up cruiser, the spaceship lights up to create the illusion that Rick and Morty are hovering right above your laptop.