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Filet Mignon Beef Jerky

$49.99

One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

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Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$498.00

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

The Scratch & Sniff Book Of Weed

$16.79

Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scratch-and-sniff scents.

Baby Lobster Costume

$26.90

Something’s cooking in the kitchen and it’s deliciously adorable. The baby lobster costume is a two piece ensemble that’ll transform your tiny tot into an impossibly cute sea critter ideal for complementing your chef costume.

Center Console 3-Layer Mesh Organizer

$21.98

Keep chaos from befouling your vehicle by installing this center console 3-layer mesh organizer. It hooks up to each front seat in order to transform the empty space above the center console into a barrier of organization with space for all your possessions.

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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

The Original Tamagotchi

$49.72

Give your sad solitary life some meaning and joy by pouring your heart and soul into caring for your little Tamagotchi pet. Famed toymaker Bandai has re-released the Original Tamogatchi – only this time they’re half the size of the original!

Amazon Alexa For Your Car

$49.99

Make the most out of each drive by making Alexa your co-pilot using the Amazon Echo Auto. This handy device allows you to easily perform a myriad of activities from choosing your favorite tunes to voice-controlling your home from your car.

Fallout Vault Dweller’s Cookbook

$21.49

Nourish yourself like a true Wastelander by cooking up the irradiated delicacies found inside Fallout: The Vault Dweller’s Cookbook. Inside, you’ll find a variety of delectable recipes that’ll show you how to whip up everything from BlamCo Mac & Cheese to Nuka-Cola.

Acer Mixed Reality Headset

$299.99

Experience the freedom to create the content that you imagine with the Acer mixed reality headset. It combines both mixed reality and virtual reality while tracking your movements using a gyroscope, accelerometer, and magnetometer for an unrivaled experience.

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Phone Umbrella Sun Shade

$7.74

This phone umbrella sunshade will make glare a thing of the past on sunny days. This must-own for the modern-day will block the sun’s rays from hitting your phone’s screen, allowing you to easily see what’s on the screen without trouble.

Shot And Chaser Shot Glass

$16.99

The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.

Sticker Toilet Plunger

$19.30

Unclogging your toilet is easier than ever thanks to this sticker toilet plunger. Instead of having to insert a plunger into poop-ridden water, simply place the sticker over the toilet and flush to create an air bubble – then push down on the bubble to unclog the toilet.