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Green Laser Gloves

$190.00

Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.

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Description

Do your neighbors have green laser gloves?
No, if they did you’d know.
Trust us.
These are bright.
And dope.
You’d want to tell your neighbor about your new laser gloves if you had them.

So let’s get you some!

These laser gloves are adjustable so they can fit essentially anyone and come as a SET.
8 Pew Pew beams (4 per hand).
2-6 Hours before recharge (colors and use vary).
On/Off button easy to hit.

Hogwarts Houses Wearable Blankets

$26.24

Throw away those muggle-infested blankets and get yourself one of these magical Hogwarts houses wearable throw blankets! Made of soft & luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’ll shield you from the cold while leaving your hands free to cast spells!

Star Wars Death Star Tent

$294.89

Keep it geeky while you rough it outdoors by seeking shelter in this Star Wars Death Star tent. It can comfortably sleep three and is styled like the Empire’s iconic planet-destroying weapon – making it ideal for any Star Wars fanatic who loves the great outdoors.

Carabiner Grappling Hook

$37.90

Scale the tallest walls with the greatest of ease when you’re equipped with the carabiner grappling hook. Hand forged from steel, it’s designed to hold heavy loads and features collapsible hooks designed for easy transport.

The Cozy Weighted Blanket

$179.00

If you’re the type who doesn’t like to sleep alone, the cozy weighted blanket is just for you! This 100% organic cotton wool blanket weighs 25 pounds which makes it feel like you’re constantly getting hugged by this snuggly blanket – resulting in a comfy night’s sleep.

Unstable Unicorns Card Game

$19.99

Unstable Unicorns is the extremely entertaining card game that will destroy your friendships – but in a good way. This strategic card game combines unicorns and destruction in a race to see who can assemble an army of deadly unicorns to obliterate opposing players.

DJI Tello Iron Man Drone

$109.00

Pay homage to your favorite Avenger by getting behind the controls of the DJI Tello Iron Man drone. The drone can fly for 13 minutes on a single charge, has a 330-foot range, and features an exterior shell that is modeled after Tony Stark’s iconic gold and red Iron Man suit.

Smoke-Free & Spark-Free Portable Fire Pit

$108.62

Cozy up to a warm and roaring fire without being covered by a cloud of smoke by setting the smoke-free and spark-free portable fire pit ablaze. It features a compact design and burns small wooden pellets that eliminate smoke – making it perfect for backyard use.

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Venom Helmet Mask

$120.00

One-up everyone with a regular silicone mask by topping off your outfit with this amazing Venom helmet mask. This incredibly well-made, detailed, and durable mask will transform you into everyone’s favorite symbiote.

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Global WiFi Hotspot Device

$129.99

Save a bundle on roaming fees while you travel around the world by staying connected using the global WiFi hotspot device. It requires no embedded SIM card, simply switch it on and enjoy surfing the web in over a hundred different countries at discounted rates.

Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

$32.00

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

Everything Is Fucked

$22.28

From the author of the mega-bestseller The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck comes a counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope – Everything is Fucked. He draws from a pool of psychological research to examine the countless calamities occurring in the world today.

Portable Urinal Golf Club

$34.97

Avoid having to make long journeys to the clubhouse every time nature calls by hitting the greens with this portable urinal golf club. Now you’ll be able to discreetly relieve yourself any time you feel the urge without anyone becoming the wiser.