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Green Laser Gloves

$190.00

Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.

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Description

Do your neighbors have green laser gloves?
No, if they did you’d know.
Trust us.
These are bright.
And dope.
You’d want to tell your neighbor about your new laser gloves if you had them.

So let’s get you some!

These laser gloves are adjustable so they can fit essentially anyone and come as a SET.
8 Pew Pew beams (4 per hand).
2-6 Hours before recharge (colors and use vary).
On/Off button easy to hit.

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XXL Tyrannosaurus Rex Skull

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Candy Charcuterie Tray

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Creepy Coin Eating Bank

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Sticker Toilet Plunger

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Unclogging your toilet is easier than ever thanks to this sticker toilet plunger. Instead of having to insert a plunger into poop-ridden water, simply place the sticker over the toilet and flush to create an air bubble – then push down on the bubble to unclog the toilet.

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