Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.
Do your neighbors have green laser gloves?
No, if they did you’d know.
These are bright.
You’d want to tell your neighbor about your new laser gloves if you had them.
So let’s get you some!
These laser gloves are adjustable so they can fit essentially anyone and come as a SET.
8 Pew Pew beams (4 per hand).
2-6 Hours before recharge (colors and use vary).
On/Off button easy to hit.
Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.
Infuse your look with some rad ’80s inspired fashion by topping off your outfit with one of these retro fanny pack hats. This nifty accessory comes fitted with a handy zippered pocket that is ideal for your shades and comes in dozens of eye-catching colorful styles.
Bring attention to your prized bottle of vino by placing it on this army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Styled like a classic green army man toy, the clever design will make your bottle of fine wine look like a boozy missile that is just waiting to be fired.
Stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these life size hidden blades are officially licensed.
Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.
Increase the serenity factor of your bedroom by creating some quaint ambient lighting with this cloud ceiling lamp. Apart from spicing up your room’s bland decor, this decorative light emits a soft white glow that gives this puffy cumulus cloud incredible depth.
Ensure your beverage stays nice and warm up til the very last last drop by serving it inside this perfect temperature coffee mug. This app-assisted mug lets you remotely adjust it to your ideal temperature and sends you a notification when it’s just right.
Lower everyone’s inhibitions in record time by bringing out These Cards Will Get You Drunk. In this wildly entertaining card game for 2 to 8 players you and your friends will take turns drawing cards and competing against each other to see who comes out on top.
Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.