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Green Laser Gloves

$190.00

Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.

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Description

Do your neighbors have green laser gloves?
No, if they did you’d know.
Trust us.
These are bright.
And dope.
You’d want to tell your neighbor about your new laser gloves if you had them.

So let’s get you some!

These laser gloves are adjustable so they can fit essentially anyone and come as a SET.
8 Pew Pew beams (4 per hand).
2-6 Hours before recharge (colors and use vary).
On/Off button easy to hit.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

Fingerprint Gun Safe

$129.99

Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.

Retro Fanny Pack Hats

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Army Man Bazooka Wine Bottle Holder

$51.00

Bring attention to your prized bottle of vino by placing it on this army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Styled like a classic green army man toy, the clever design will make your bottle of fine wine look like a boozy missile that is just waiting to be fired.

Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade

$129.99

Stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these life size hidden blades are officially licensed.

Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat

$19.99

Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.

World’s Smallest Glow Worm

$8.04

The world’s smallest glow worm makes the perfect nighttime companion. Measuring just 3-inches long, this adorable little bed bug comes dressed in his finest jammies – complete with a sleeping cap – and lights up when you give him a good squeeze.

Floating Island Raft

$479.99

Enjoy summer the way it was meant to be when you take the floating island raft out on your next maritime excursion. This luxury float features a sturdy construction made to stand up to Mother Nature and will comfortably accommodate up to six people.

Cloud Ceiling Lamp

$126.99

Increase the serenity factor of your bedroom by creating some quaint ambient lighting with this cloud ceiling lamp. Apart from spicing up your room’s bland decor, this decorative light emits a soft white glow that gives this puffy cumulus cloud incredible depth.

Perfect Temperature Coffee Mug

$129.95

Ensure your beverage stays nice and warm up til the very last last drop by serving it inside this perfect temperature coffee mug. This app-assisted mug lets you remotely adjust it to your ideal temperature and sends you a notification when it’s just right.

These Cards Will Get You Drunk Game

$19.99

Lower everyone’s inhibitions in record time by bringing out These Cards Will Get You Drunk. In this wildly entertaining card game for 2 to 8 players you and your friends will take turns drawing cards and competing against each other to see who comes out on top.

Kohler Digital Shower Interface

$1.00

Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.