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Green Laser Gloves

$190.00

Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.

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Description

Do your neighbors have green laser gloves?
No, if they did you’d know.
Trust us.
These are bright.
And dope.
You’d want to tell your neighbor about your new laser gloves if you had them.

So let’s get you some!

These laser gloves are adjustable so they can fit essentially anyone and come as a SET.
8 Pew Pew beams (4 per hand).
2-6 Hours before recharge (colors and use vary).
On/Off button easy to hit.

Color Changing Light Panels

$179.99

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Burglar Deterrent Light Bulb

$19.99

Keep your home secure while you’re away by deterring would be burglars with these smart light bulbs. They give off the appearance that you’re home even when the house is empty, can function as smoke detectors, and also provide up to 4 hours of emergency lighting.

Animated Hanging Corpse

$39.98

Help transform your humble abode into a grisly haunted manor with this animated hanging corpse. Made to look like a horrifying decaying corpse, this ghoulish prop comes with glowing red eyes and lets out haunting screams as he shakes from side to side.

Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

$54.99

Ensure you’re never caught unprepared by keeping the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife handy. Expertly crafted from 420HC steel with a black ceramic coating, this American-made knife features a compact skeletal frame that can be discreetly carried.

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Compact Fishing Rod

$225.00

Enjoy the sport of fishing virtually anywhere you travel by bringing along this compact fishing rod. Dubbed the Swiss Army knife of fishing rods, it’s made to be salt water resistant and features modular parts that can be interchanged to fit your style of fishing.

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Death/Rebirth Decision-Making Coin

$120.00

Leave things up to chance with a bit of flair using this Death/Rebirth decision-making coin. It’s crafted from sterling silver and is about the size of a silver dollar which is approximately 32mm in diameter, making it an ideal and unique addition to anyone’s everyday carry.

Lion Shaped Pet Bed

$70.30

Celebrate your little kitty’s proud feline heritage by keeping him comfy inside this adorable lion shaped pet bed. This cute little sleeping nook is made from a high quality cotton blend material and comes with a removable and washable cushion for easy cleaning.

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Lifesize Endgame Nano Gauntlet

$449.99

Experience what it’s like to have the greatest power in the universe at your disposal by adding this lifesize Endgame Nano Gauntlet to your collection. This detailed replica measures 20-inches in length and comes outfitted with 6 vibrantly colored Infinity Stones.

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Motion Sensitive Mailbox Light

$22.29

This motion-sensitive mailbox light is for anyone who gets home from work after the sun goes down. It features a convenient battery-operated design that makes installation a breeze and can be adhered by either an adhesive strip or the built-in magnet.

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$43.30

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

$704.99

Practice your passion without disrupting those around you by playing on this Yamaha silent guitar. It features a comfortable mahogany neck and maple body in addition to an onboard preamp system with a headphone jack so you can practice silently.

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Not My Job Stamp

$10.99

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.