Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.
Do your neighbors have green laser gloves?
No, if they did you’d know.
These are bright.
You’d want to tell your neighbor about your new laser gloves if you had them.
So let’s get you some!
These laser gloves are adjustable so they can fit essentially anyone and come as a SET.
8 Pew Pew beams (4 per hand).
2-6 Hours before recharge (colors and use vary).
On/Off button easy to hit.
This adorable monkey laundry backpack will not only help transport your dirty clothes by will also keep you company at the laundry mat. It’s made from unbleached cotton canvas with a bright red zippered mouth and has long arms that you can wrap around your neck.
Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
Unclogging your toilet is easier than ever thanks to this sticker toilet plunger. Instead of having to insert a plunger into poop-ridden water, simply place the sticker over the toilet and flush to create an air bubble – then push down on the bubble to unclog the toilet.
Cleanup will be easier than ever before with this one-piece silicone placemat and bowl. It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.
Make those pounds shed faster than ever before by complementing your killer workouts with the Sweet Sweat workout enhancer. It is designed to improve circulation and increase sweating while encouraging thermogenic and muscle activity during your work out.
Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.