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Indestructible Dog Toys

$27.00

Tearribles are the indestructible dog toys that your dog can tear apart over, and over, and over again without actually destroying them. Made from strong plush and durable mesh, they’re designed with tear-away limbs that you can easily stick back on the dismembered body.

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Dogs love a lot of things, but they love nothing more than playing with their owners. This toy is intended for interactive play time with your dog. Can be used for tug, hide and seek, and prey drive. This is not a boredom buster toy, or a chew toy.

Underground Dog House

$159.00

Ensure your furry friend stays happy and comfy when the temperature fluctuates throughout the seasons by providing him with the underground dog house. This weather-proof house’s unique design helps keep your pup warm in the winter and cool in the summer.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

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Backyard Crystal Dome

$13,636.00

Turn your yard into the ultimate camping spot with this backyard crystal dome. The dome will allow you to hang out under the stars while keeping you and your fellow adventurers protected from the elements.

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Battle Of Helm’s Deep LEGO Set

$449.99

Recreate one of the most epic scenes in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy using the Battle of Helm’s Deep LEGO set. This 1,368 piece set comes with everything necessary to construct the iconic fortress and pit the forces of good and evil against each other.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$79.99

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

The Indoor Sausage Grill

$79.99

No need to go through the hassle of firing up the grill when you have the indoor sausage grill at your disposal. This neat kitchen appliance allows you to efficiently and simultaneously cook up to five sausages to perfection in just ten to fifteen minutes.

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Venom Helmet Mask

$120.00

One-up everyone with a regular silicone mask by topping off your outfit with this amazing Venom helmet mask. This incredibly well-made, detailed, and durable mask will transform you into everyone’s favorite symbiote.

Roll-Up Solar Charger

$180.00

When you venture far away from civilization, this roll-up solar charger will be your best friend. It can easily strap onto your pack without weighing you down, can charge your cell phone 1.5 times, and will recharge its internal battery with about 6 hours of sunlight.

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Death/Rebirth Decision-Making Coin

$120.00

Leave things up to chance with a bit of flair using this Death/Rebirth decision-making coin. It’s crafted from sterling silver and is about the size of a silver dollar which is approximately 32mm in diameter, making it an ideal and unique addition to anyone’s everyday carry.

Exposed Gears Skeleton Watches

$214.95

Class up any outfit you throw on by topping it off with one of these exposed gears skeleton watches. These exquisite timepieces are accented with an elegant leather band and boast a skeletonized design that gives you a front-row view to the watch’s inner workings.

Dragon Incense Burner

$34.00

Melt your stress away by creating a soothing environment with this dragon incense burner. After the incense is lit, the smoke backflow gives the illusion that the exceptionally crafted fire breathing dragon has come to life as smoke flows out of its nostrils.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.