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Kohler Digital Shower Interface

$1,499.99

Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.

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Kohler combines water, sound, steam and light like no one else in DTV+. The touch-screen interface lets you control every element of your shower and eliminates the multiple levers and knobs of a manual shower. Customize Your Experience.

Dakboard Smart Wall Display

$399.95

Usher your bedroom into the future by hanging up the Dakboard smart wall display. This giant wall-mounted tablet features a massive 24″ 1920×1080 screen that connects seamlessly to your digital calendar so that you can easily visualize the day ahead of you.

Facial Fitness Device

$99.00

Help maintain a more youthful appearance without going under the knife by using this facial fitness device. Although it may look a bit silly, it’s designed to tone and firm weak facial muscles with just two short 30 second sessions per day.

Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$90.00

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Inflatable Bumper Balls

$19.31

Get the kids to spend more time playing outdoors by placing them in the inflatable bumper balls. With these bubbly suits, your kids will finally be able to roughhouse all they want without risking hurting each other – or listening to their parents tell them not to.

Carbon Steel Fire Starter Kit

$40.95

This carbon steel fire starter kit makes the perfect addition for any bushcraft enthusiast’s pack. This handy kit includes a hand forged carbon steel striker along with an English flint stone, a char cloth, and an emergency tinder jut bag.

Star Wars Death Star Tent

$294.89

Keep it geeky while you rough it outdoors by seeking shelter in this Star Wars Death Star tent. It can comfortably sleep three and is styled like the Empire’s iconic planet-destroying weapon – making it ideal for any Star Wars fanatic who loves the great outdoors.

The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

$149.99

Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$72.76

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.

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Exploding Submarine Desktop Diorama

$350.00

Bring a jaw-dropping factor to your otherwise dull work desk in the form of this exploding submarine desktop diorama. This magnificent diorama measures 3″ x 3″ x 8″ and will make an excellent addition to the desktop of anyone who appreciates naval warfare.

A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese

$169.99

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

Outdoor Cat Sanctuary

$625.89

The outdoor cat sanctuary is perfect for cats who love the outdoors but have a tendency of running off. This wooden sanctuary offers both a cozy sheltered cabin in addition to an open air area that is covered by a protective netting to ensure your kitty remains safe.