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Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp

$799.00

This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.

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Description

Tracks local daylight, with light quality that lasts 60 years. The Dyson Lightcycle automatically simulates properties of natural daylight so you get the right light for the time of day, anywhere in your home. This light is engineered to reduce eyestrain, providing powerful, high quality light with glare control and low optical flicker. Personalize your illumination setting your age and location or changing the light modes on the Dyson Link App.

Portable Crock Pot Food Warmer

$40.00

Don’t settle for microwave-heated meals any longer! Thanks to the portable Crock Pot food warmer, while you slave away at your desk you can rest easy knowing that a delicious piping-hot meal is waiting for you when your lunch break arrives.

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

$128.96

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

Benchtop Angle Set Knife Sharpener

$49.95

Keep your cutlery and tools razor sharp at all times using this benchtop angle set knife sharpener. The tri-abrasive rods boast fine grit diamond and extra fine ceramic surfaces and allows you to sharpen at 5 different angles.

Magnetic Balance Lamp

$50.99

Bring a little magic into your life by lighting your bedroom with this magnetic balance lamp. Available in either a circular, oval, or square design, each model features a magnetic switch that hangs mid-air while the light runs along the interior of the frame.

Iron Man Floating Action Figure

$129.99

Tony’s making a pit stop by your desk to relieve you of your boredom with the Iron Man floating action figure. This tiny Iron Man utilizes electromagnetic attraction and repulsion to create a hovering effect so that the Mark II appears to be flying!

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$7.99

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

Beard Christmas Ornaments

$17.26

Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.

Monopoly Game: Cheaters Edition

$18.99

Monopoly: Cheaters Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.

Color Coded Dog Leashes

$24.99

Avoid unpleasant situations while walking ill-tempered Rex around town with the color coded dog leashes. The leashes comfortably fit your canine around the chest and sport informative messages to let others know if your animal is safe to pet or not.

Evapolar Personal Air Conditioner

$109.00

Improve your comfort and air quality simultaneously using the Evapolar personal air conditioner. Apart from spreading air evenly throughout your personal area, this compact unit humidifies and purifies the air around you while cooling it up to 15 degrees.

Remote Control Mini Drone

$19.99

Take flight anytime and anywhere you want no matter how cramped your surroundings, with the remote control mini drone. This pint sized drone features 3 levels of adjustable speed and can easily maneuver in small spaces making it ideal for indoor use.

Build Your Own Video Game Kit

$26.00

Education and gaming combine when building video games with the Bloxels kit. This app-assisted kit uses a specialized gameboard and colored blocks to help design and create every aspect of the video game – from the levels to the main characters.