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Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$40.87

Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.

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Enjoy clear music & speech at a lower volume: experience music without distortion and talk easily with your friends.
Loop technology mimics the ear: the first earplug with a round acoustic channel that imitates the length and natural resonance of your ear canal. Combined with an advanced filter that reduces the volume by 20 decibels, you get the best music experience.
Experience ultimate comfort: Choose between heat-activated foam or silicone eartips (both included) and forget you’re wearing them.
Look great wearing earplugs: Loop is the first earplug that looks great. It sits discreetly in your ear, comes in 5 colors, doesn’t stick out and stays put.

Self Defense Coin Purse

$36.95

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$37.95

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$368.65

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Watch Movement Cufflinks

$555.00

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Swiss Miss Pumpkin Spice Hot Cocoa

$11.09

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The Anti-Theft Backpack

$84.40

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Portable Urinal Golf Club

$34.97

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The Fart Filter

$8.99

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$12.95

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Privacy Bed Tent

$129.99

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Dragon Incense Burner

$35.90

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Truly Wire-Free Security Camera

$88.00

This truly wire-free security camera allows you to keep a watchful eye over your home even in areas where there are no power outlets in sight. This battery-powered weatherproof camera records in 1080p and can stream footage directly to your smartphone.