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Two Person Umbrella

$65.00

Your romantic night doesn’t have to come to an end just because of a little rain – the two person umbrella will allow you and your date to stay dry while also facilitating you to get in each others comfort zone… making the two person umbrella the ultimate wingman.

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Founded in 1990, vista international Corporation is an importer and distributor of high-quality umbrellas, walking sticks, novelty canes, and shoe horns. Based in Roselle, NJ, vista is home to a vast collection of umbrellas, walking sticks, novelty sticks, and shoe horns to fit every occasion. Originating with only umbrellas in vista’s collection, we carry a variety of unique everyday umbrellas for adults and children alike, as well as various golf umbrellas to suit your tastes. Specialty items include umbrellas used for weddings as well as dramatic productions

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$8.00

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

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Mini Tabletop Fireplace

$44.99

Enjoy a campfire classic from the comfort of home by preparing it on this mini tabletop fireplace. Apart from adding atmosphere and creating warmth, this practical and stylish tabletop accessory is the perfect place to whip up some tasty s’mores.

Solar System Bracelet

$9.99

Show our planetary neighbors some love with this solar system bracelet. This unique accent piece comes with a series of gemstones that each represent a different member of our solar system like the Sun, Venus, Mars, Neptune, and even Pluto.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

DC: Women Of Action

$4.49

Learn the real and fascinating history of some your favorite DC characters by reading DC: Women of Action. This brilliantly illustrated work profiles some of the fiercest, strongest, and most independent superheroines and female villains in the DC universe.

Smartphone Game Boy Adapter

$39.19

The Hyperkin Smartboy turns your Android phone into a full-fledged Game Boy that you can play while you’re on the go. It features a double-sided USB port, classic handheld-style tactile buttons, and is compatible with both Game Boy and Game Boy Color cartridges.

Spherical Food Converter

$169.99

Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

Traxxas TRX-4 Sport Kit

$299.95

Why settle for a store-bought R/C car when you can build your very own with this Traxxas TRX-4 sport kit? The kit comes with everything required to build your very own rugged R/C ride – including a transparent body, a chassis, and a detailed step-by-step manual.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

The Phone Jail

$13.98

Help others curb their smartphone addiction by placing their beloved device inside the phone jail. It features a tamper-proof design, can fit up to six smartphones, and can be locked from the outside – it’s the perfect way to keep your kids form over-using their phones.

Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$12.95

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.