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Two Person Umbrella

$72.50

Your romantic night doesn’t have to come to an end just because of a little rain – the two person umbrella will allow you and your date to stay dry while also facilitating you to get in each others comfort zone… making the two person umbrella the ultimate wingman.

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Founded in 1990, vista international Corporation is an importer and distributor of high-quality umbrellas, walking sticks, novelty canes, and shoe horns. Based in Roselle, NJ, vista is home to a vast collection of umbrellas, walking sticks, novelty sticks, and shoe horns to fit every occasion. Originating with only umbrellas in vista’s collection, we carry a variety of unique everyday umbrellas for adults and children alike, as well as various golf umbrellas to suit your tastes. Specialty items include umbrellas used for weddings as well as dramatic productions

Nintendo Switch Lite

$197.50

The Nintendo Switch Lite is the brand new version of the popular Nintendo Switch that was specifically designed with on-the-go gaming in mind. Cheaper than its predecessor, it’s compatible with all your favorite Switch games and comes in three different color options.

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

$85.00

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Ten Person Cabin Tent

$480.62

Rough it in the wild with your family in absolute luxury by lodging inside the ten person cabin tent. This massive tent features built-in dividers for added privacy and comes with a cozy little front porch ideal for relaxing in.

National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

$349.00

Celebrate the holidays Griswold style by placing this National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation village on display. It depicts iconic and hilarious scenes from the beloved holiday flick such as Clark’s electrocution and cousin Eddie emptying the shitter.

HALO Bolt All-Purpose Charging Device

$119.95

No matter what device, appliance, or tool needs some juice, the HALO Bolt all-purpose charging device is up for the job. Apart from small devices like smartphones and tablets, this device can charge a laptop using its 120V AC outlet and even jump-start your car!

Mobile & Adjustable Laptop Desk

$169.99

Work comfortably from anywhere in your home or office using this mobile and adjustable laptop desk. It can be altered in height from 26 to 42 inches and comes with a padded foot rest ideal for kicking back in total comfort in addition to a sturdy tabletop with an adjustable angle.

Compact Underwater Scooter

$549.90

Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.

Huffy Electric Drifting Green Machine

$229.99

Make your little adrenaline junkie king of the road by getting him on the Huffy electric drifting green machine. It features an ultra durable steel frame and a push button throttle and hand brake that are designed to perform awesome drifting maneuvers.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.98

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Wearable Sled Legs

$54.00

Experience your favorite downhill runs like never before by hitting the slopes wearing these sled legs. After strapping them onto your legs, simply take a few running steps and slide down for a one of a kind thrill ride down your favorite hill.

The Laundry Lasso

$14.99

Keep your laundry room smelling as fresh as your newly washed clothes by preventing mildew from forming with help of the Laundry Lasso. It allows you to keep your washer’s door slightly open yet out of the way to prevent mold, mildew, and bad odors from forming inside.

Workaholics Bear Coat

$195.00

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

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