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Personalized Homemade Dog Treats

$13.00

Keep Spot happy and healthy with a steady supply of these personalized homemade dog treats. These canine delights are made with natural and wholesome ingredients and can be ordered in a range of yummy flavors.

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Personalized Homemade Dog Treats

Jake’s is getting personal! Due to the high number of customer request for personalizing dog treats, we are offering this fun service. These treats make great gifts for a new pup, parties, weddings, or advertising your business. The maximum number we can stamp on our 2″ bone is 9 letters.

Healthy, Homemade, Wholesome – A simple description for a marvelous treat. Jake’s treats are handcrafted with the finest ingredients to make the ultimate snack for your best friend. At Jake’s we keep it simple and close to nature, using natural and organic ingredients, free of preservatives and flavor additives. To ensure that you receive the best treat possible, each batch is tested for taste and proper crunch by our certified panel of testers.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$8.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

Video Gaming Chair

$149.15

Submerge yourself completely into your favorite game by carrying out your marathon sessions on this video gaming chair. The ergonomic design provides full back support in addition to functional features like forward facing speakers and wireless audio transmission.

The Stealth Engagement Ring Box

$129.00

Catch your significant other off guard when you pop the big question by storing the ring inside the stealth engagement ring box. This sleek aluminum crafted box is compact enough to easily store in your pocket and comes with built-in magnets that ensure a perfect seal.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$8.99

Ensure nothing is left behind at the job site by collecting spare nails and metallic debris with this telescoping magnetic pick-up tool. It comes with a powerful magnet capable of pulling up to 15-pounds and can extend up to 30-inches.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$14,995.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

Doctor Who LEGO Kit

$225.00

Role play the Doctor’s most iconic timey-wimey adventures by building your own TARDIS with this Doctor Who LEGO kit. The kit includes a console room, TARDIS, and four minifigures – the Eleventh Doctor, Clara Oswald, a Weeping Angel, and two Daleks.

Self Defense Coin Purse

$36.95

Stay safe and fashionable when walking down the mean streets by strapping this self defense coin purse to your belt. This versatile fashion accessory not only stores your loose change but doubles as a handy weapon that you can quickly and easily wield with one hand.

The Skateboard Surf Adapter

$59.99

Shred the pavement like it were some bodacious waves by upgrading your deck with the skateboard surf adapter. It’s designed to mount onto any skate deck and allows you to make tighter and smoother turns – just like you would in the ocean.

muscle sensing retractable bionic claws

Muscle Sensing Retractable Claws

$37.99

Become a real life Wolverine by strapping on a pair of these muscle sensing retractable bionic claws. The sensors utilize technology that measures muscle activity to produce the voltage necessary to make the claws extend and retract on command.

The Pimple Vacuum

$25.99

Keeping your face blemish-free is easier than ever with the pimple vacuum at your disposal. The vacuum’s suction will gently remove blackheads and dead skin while also helping combat acne, grease, and wrinkles for a more radiant appearance.

Pet Tornado

$8.49

Experience the awesome power of mother nature from the comfort of home when you gaze at this fun pet tornado. A few twists of the wrist is all you need to create tiny twisters from the white foam clouds floating inside.