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Beer Slushie Machine

$64.65

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

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Nothing beats ice cold beer! But if that’s not enough for you, then you could go one step higher–end several degrees lower–with the Frozen Beer Slushy Maker. Basically, the machine turns your favorite brew into a whipped, frozen foam of boozy goodness. It exits the machine soft-serve style, that’s perfect when served on top of beer for a truly booze-worthy treat. Beer slushy was first served up in Japan in specialty beer gardens, but with this machine, its maker Kirin brings the frozen delight to every cold booze lover worldwide.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

$31.29

Not all fairy-tales have a picture perfect beginning, and now you can honor those tumultuous times with the reluctant groom cake topper. This cake topper makes light of the groom’s cold feet and serves as undeniable proof of who really wears the pants.

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Monarch Sleeping Bag

$197.23

Avoid freezing to death during your next campout by catching some Z’s inside the Monarch sleeping bag. Its most distinctive feature is a pair of large flaps that you can place over your body to provide a little more warmth on those extra chilly nights.

Sawback Tactical Bowie Knife

$9.74

Upgrade your everyday carry by adding this sawback tactical Bowie knife to your collection. This ultra versatile folding knife boasts a razor sharp 3.5″ serrated stainless steel blade along with life-saving features like a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter.

Don’t Step In The Poop Game

$15.88

Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.

The Plant Urinal

$7.99

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

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ICEE Slushie Making Machine

$153.49

There’s no better or tastier way to beat the heat than with an ICEE Slushie! Now with this ICEE machine, you’ll be able to make this American classic right at from the comfort and convenience of your home’s kitchen!

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

The Personal Foot Massager

$201.56

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

Beauty Recharge Magnetic Mask Kit

$12.58

Fight the ravages of time and keep your complexion radiant with this beauty recharge magnetic mask kit. The unique formula and magnetic tool that come in the kit work together to visibly lift away surface impurities so your skin feels soft, smooth, and recharged.

Remote Control Jeep Wrangler

$418.66

While other dinky toys get stuck in mere grass, the R/C Jeep Wrangler trudges through the toughest conditions mother nature throws its way. This scaled down Jeep Wrangler brings all the fun of a real Jeep without requiring a driver’s license to operate it.

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I Saw That Jesus Pin

$12.00

Help keep those around you on the straight and narrow with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This comical and slightly blasphemous accessory for the not-too-religious depicting the J Man himself measures 1.5-inches and comes with two back pins.

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.