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Beer Slushie Machine

$87.99

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

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Nothing beats ice cold beer! But if that’s not enough for you, then you could go one step higher–end several degrees lower–with the Frozen Beer Slushy Maker. Basically, the machine turns your favorite brew into a whipped, frozen foam of boozy goodness. It exits the machine soft-serve style, that’s perfect when served on top of beer for a truly booze-worthy treat. Beer slushy was first served up in Japan in specialty beer gardens, but with this machine, its maker Kirin brings the frozen delight to every cold booze lover worldwide.

Baby Lobster Costume

$22.91

Something’s cooking in the kitchen and it’s deliciously adorable. The baby lobster costume is a two piece ensemble that’ll transform your tiny tot into an impossibly cute sea critter ideal for complementing your chef costume.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$2.25

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

The Portable Blade-Less Fan

$14.99

These portable blade-less fans are the fun and fashionable way to beat the heat this summer. These USB-powered fans come in a range of vibrant color schemes and feature a blade-less design that makes them ideal for small kids.

Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

$32.00

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

Amazon Alexa For Your Car

$49.99

Make the most out of each drive by making Alexa your co-pilot using the Amazon Echo Auto. This handy device allows you to easily perform a myriad of activities from choosing your favorite tunes to voice-controlling your home from your car.

Bazooka Water Gun

$16.59

Ensure victory by refilling less than your opponent by using this bazooka water gun instead of a standard Super Soaker. The inventive design features a nozzle that allows you to screw on almost any plastic bottle and fire a stream of water up to 30 feet away.

Shot And Chaser Shot Glass

$16.98

The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.

Truly Wire-Free Security Camera

$79.95

This truly wire-free security camera allows you to keep a watchful eye over your home even in areas where there are no power outlets in sight. This battery-powered weatherproof camera records in 1080p and can stream footage directly to your smartphone.

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

$26.99

Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.

Coffee Table Drink Cooler

$999.99

Bring your living room into the 21st century with the Sobro coffee table drink cooler. Apart from the ample refrigerated compartment, this versatile piece comes with built-in LED lights, charging ports, and Bluetooth speakers.

The Umbrella Hat

$10.89

With the umbrella hat you’ll be able to stay nice and dry while keeping your hands completely free. This functional accessory will not only keep the rain off you, but will also provide excellent UV protection from the sun’s harmful rays.

Shipping Container Home

$33,500.00

You can now buy a home on Amazon! These extremely affordable pre-fabricated shipping container homes offer all the comforts of a stationary home like running water, a fully functional bathroom, bedroom, kitchenette, and a cozy living room.