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Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$269.00

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

Description

Monitor your food temperatures remotely and receive an alert on your smart phone when your food is ready!
Bluetooth to WiFi range extension built-in up to 165ft. Stand-Alone Mode: Cook without the use of your smart phone.

Blackhead Remover And Pore Cleanser

$5.88

Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face.

Instant Language Translator Device

$199.00

Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.

Hair Growing Helmet

$649.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

Tabletop Horse Racing Game

$75.00

Get your fix – even if you can’t make it to the tracks – by playing the ponies using this tabletop horse racing game. This thrilling game is carefully handmade using the highest quality materials to ensure countless nights of family fun.

Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook

$10.26

Treat your taste buds to a delectable treat from Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook any time the munchies strike! It’s packed with 50 mouth-watering recipes from Tha Doggfather himself, with OG culinary staples like fried bologna sandwiches and baked mac and cheese.

U.S. Treasury Two Dollar Bills

$17.78

Become the proud owner of the rarest bills on the market by adding these U.S. Treasury two dollar bills to your currency collection. Each set includes five consecutive two dollar bills in near mint quality that have seen little to no use in circulation.

Rack And Pour Liquor Dispensers

$225.00

Give your home bar the look and feel of a fancy watering hole by serving your drinks with the rack and pour liquor dispensers. Perfect for bars that are tight on space, it allows you to store bottles in a manner that keeps them handy and ready to serve at all times.

Pickup Truck Bed Unloader

$118.99

This pickup truck bed unloader is the immensely helpful accessory that will unload your haul in record time. No matter what you’ve loaded onto your ample truck bed, with this easy-to-install device you will be able to unload the entire cargo in just 30 seconds!

Tumbler Holder Flashlight Handle

$31.99

This tumbler with a flashlight handle will not only keep your coffee piping hot, but will also solve any lighting-related task that comes your way. Apart from the 30-ounce tumbler, the removable ergonomic handle is fitted with a bright light that will shine for 3 hours.

The Indoor Sausage Grill

$74.00

No need to go through the hassle of firing up the grill when you have the indoor sausage grill at your disposal. This neat kitchen appliance allows you to efficiently and simultaneously cook up to five sausages to perfection in just ten to fifteen minutes.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

The Death Nut Challenge

$18.99

Forget The Tortilla Challenge, if you really want to test your spice threshold then you need to try The Death Nut Challenge! To claim victory you have to chow down on 5 progressively hot extra large Virginia peanuts that are infused with some of the hottest peppers known to man.

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