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Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$299.95

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

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Monitor your food temperatures remotely and receive an alert on your smart phone when your food is ready!
Bluetooth to WiFi range extension built-in up to 165ft. Stand-Alone Mode: Cook without the use of your smart phone.

Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$7.07

Keep your hungry doggy from overeating or finishing his food too fast by serving it on this slow feeder dog mat. This handy little mealtime accessory’s unique pattern helps promote fresh breath, healthy teeth, and gums by scraping bad bacteria from the tongue.

Cathedral Gothic Gargoyle Statue

$3,667.95

Give your porch, garden, or patio a more regal feel by decorating with this imposing cathedral Gothic gargoyle statue. This 140 pound statue measures 46″ x 45.5″ x 74″ and is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high-quality designer resin.

Holographic Halloween Decorations

$60.88

Transform your humble abode into a haunted mansion with these holographic Halloween decorations. Once your insert the disc into your projector, your home will be flooded by a series of life-like spirits that float around to terrify anyone that walks by.

Thief Detection Kit

$39.95

With the thief detection kit at your disposal you’ll easily be able to catch a kleptomaniac housemate or coworker in the act. You’ll be able to coat your possessions in either a visible stain powder, or a UV-reactive invisible powder that’ll leave the thief red-handed.

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The Book Of Unusual Knowledge

$12.64

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

$139.20

Celebrate the holidays Griswold style by placing this National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation village on display. It depicts iconic and hilarious scenes from the beloved holiday flick such as Clark’s electrocution and cousin Eddie emptying the shitter.

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Banana Duct Taped To A Wall

$113.99

Class up your humble abode with high-end art at a fraction of the price by adding Banana Duct Taped To A Wall to your collection. This contemporary piece is modeled on Maurizio Cattelan’s iconic work involving a banana and Duct Tape.

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Bounce Battle Game Set

$25.99

Put your skill and luck to the ultimate test with Bounce Battle. This inventive, challenging, and thrilling game can be played in dozens of different ways to provide endless thrills for you and all your game-loving competitive friends.

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Light Up Bow Ties

$24.99

Make your formal wear pop during the night by accenting your dapper suit with one of these light up bow ties. This custom accessory is outfitted with a vibrant glow wire around the edges that shines bright for over 12 hours.

Ring Indoor Cam

$39.99

Get piece of mind while you’re away from home by keeping a watchful eye over the place using the Ring indoor cam. Its compact design allows it to easily fit virtually anywhere so that you can get real time notifications and stream live HD video to your phone.

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Model Flux Capacitor

$45.00

Time travel will be closer than ever before when you get your hands on this excellently made flux capacitor. This screen-accurate replica will make a stellar gift for your favorite Back to the Future fanatic in this or any other time line.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.