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Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$299.95

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

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Monitor your food temperatures remotely and receive an alert on your smart phone when your food is ready!
Bluetooth to WiFi range extension built-in up to 165ft. Stand-Alone Mode: Cook without the use of your smart phone.

Indoor Hydroponic Garden Side Table

$189.14

This indoor hydroponic garden side table is the perfect piece for city-dwellers who want farm-fresh herbs and spices but don’t have the space for a garden. It takes all the hard work out of growing – allowing you to have a fresh supply of greens year-round.

Bath Tub Wine Glass Holder

$13.95

Wash away the stress caused by a hectic day by making bath time a little more enjoyable with the bath tub wine glass holder. The suction cup sticks securely onto porcelain or tile and can accommodate both stemware and cans.

Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$15.00

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

swining duck rearview mirror pendant

Swinging Duck Rearview Mirror Pendant

$12.99

Bring charm and personality to your vehicle’s interior by hanging up this swinging duck rearview mirror pendant. The set includes two cute little ducks measuring approximately 2.4-inches long and 1.2-inches wide.

Waving Freddy Krueger Wiper Decal

Waving Freddy Krueger Wiper Decal

$19.95

Pay homage to your favorite nightmare-inducing horror movie villain with this waving Freddy Krueger wiper decal. The decal is both UV resistant and waterproof and will make a hilarious addition to any horror movie buff’s vehicle.

Bull Mask

$69.99

Bring some excitement to your everyday life by topping off your outfit with this hilarious bull mask. This handsome bull mask features a durable construction and is designed with a cushioned chin brace and large eye holes to ensure maximum comfort.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$7.00

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

Tactical Car Seat Cover

$110.58

Maximize your cars limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects your cars upholstery from stains and features a plethora a differently sized compartments great for storage.

Respawn-900 Gaming Recliner

$254.98

Level up your game room with the Respawn-900 racing style gaming recliner! This man-cave must-have features segmented padding that is ideal for all-day gaming marathons in addition to a comfy headrest pillow that will help keep your spine aligned.

Self-Stabilizing Spoon

$199.00

Now those suffering from conditions that limit hand movement can chow down in peace using the self-stabilizing spoon. It features built-in sensors that detect and counteract hand tremors, and can be adapted with a fork and knife attachment.

Fishing Rod Fly Retriever

$23.95

Ensure you never again lose a lure by carrying this fishing rod fly retriever in your tackle box. This handy and intelligently designed tool comes with a sharp concealed blade that will cut through the toughest braided line for easy retrieval.

Propane Fire Pit Coffee Table

$2,099.99

This propane fire pit coffee table will add instant ambiance to your patio. This stylishly designed propane fire pit coffee table also comes with two corner chairs, two middle chairs, and a pair of oversize ottomans to complete your outdoor living room.