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The Temporary Tattoo Printer

$289.00

Look like the tattooed badass you’ve always wanted to be without the compromise with the temporary tattoo printer. This technological marvel will help you create over 5,000 different tattoo designs that you can put on your skin on a whim.

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A temporary tattoo for every occasion. Prinker is changing the game by introducing a range of instant tattoo devices that are easy to use and heaps of fun. Show off your unique style with designs that can be printed directly on your body at any time. Prinker products are fully portable and promise to bring the excitement to social gatherings, parties, corporate events and more.

Thinking about getting a tattoo but worried about making a life-long decision? Love changing your look on the fly? Scared of commitment? Prinker can help. Prinker designs are a breeze to erase and won’t cost you an arm and a leg. On the other hand, traditional alternatives can last forever and require invasive treatment for removal, which is bad for your skin and backpocket. That’s why, Prinker S instant temporary tattoo printer with its cosmetic grade, cruelty-free inks are the perfect solution for you.

DIY Vegetable Garden Kit

$199.00

Keep your flourishing crops safe from weeds and pesky critters by planting them inside this DIY vegetable garden kit. The garden keeps your veggies elevated and comes with a steel wire gate and surrounding walls to ensure hungry animals don’t devour your crops.

Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

$19.99

Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.

Omen X Virtual Reality Gaming Backpack

$1,699.99

Strap on the Omen X virtual reality gaming backpack and immerse yourself completely in the virtual world. The backpack allows you to move freely while you play and comes with 4 external battery packs that you can easily swap out during game play.

The Snow Skateboard

$169.00

Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

Disney’s Avenger Campus

Beginning in 2020, you’ll be able to suit up alongside Earth’s mightiest superheroes by visiting the Avengers Campus at Disney’s California Adventure Park. You’ll be completely immersed in the Marvel Universe, making this a must-see for comic and movie fans of all ages!

Waterproof Socks

$38.00

Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.

Retro Fanny Pack Hats

$19.99

Infuse your look with some rad ’80s inspired fashion by topping off your outfit with one of these retro fanny pack hats. This nifty accessory comes fitted with a handy zippered pocket that is ideal for your shades and comes in dozens of eye-catching colorful styles.

Sticker Toilet Plunger

$19.30

Unclogging your toilet is easier than ever thanks to this sticker toilet plunger. Instead of having to insert a plunger into poop-ridden water, simply place the sticker over the toilet and flush to create an air bubble – then push down on the bubble to unclog the toilet.

Stone Fire Bowl

$99.99

Bring harmony and serenity to your backyard by creating some calming ambient lighting using this stone fire bowl. The bowl is fueled by small cans of a special gel that will create a small seven inch tall flame that remains lit for roughly 3 hours.

The Anti-Choking Device

$39.95

Keep yourself and your family safe by placing the anti-choking device in your first aid kit. This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.

Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.