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The Temporary Tattoo Printer

$319.00

Look like the tattooed badass you’ve always wanted to be without the compromise with the temporary tattoo printer. This technological marvel will help you create over 5,000 different tattoo designs that you can put on your skin on a whim.

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A temporary tattoo for every occasion. Prinker is changing the game by introducing a range of instant tattoo devices that are easy to use and heaps of fun. Show off your unique style with designs that can be printed directly on your body at any time. Prinker products are fully portable and promise to bring the excitement to social gatherings, parties, corporate events and more.

Thinking about getting a tattoo but worried about making a life-long decision? Love changing your look on the fly? Scared of commitment? Prinker can help. Prinker designs are a breeze to erase and won’t cost you an arm and a leg. On the other hand, traditional alternatives can last forever and require invasive treatment for removal, which is bad for your skin and backpocket. That’s why, Prinker S instant temporary tattoo printer with its cosmetic grade, cruelty-free inks are the perfect solution for you.

Raspberry Pi Zero Wireless

$47.99

Using the Raspberry Pi Zero you’ll be able to build a functional PC without breaking the bank. It’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand and features a 1GHz ARM11 CPU, 512MB of RAM, a 1080p mini HDMI socket, and a micro-B USB for data and power.

Smart Doggy Doorbell

$34.99

Now you can train Rover to intelligently notify you when he needs to go pee outside by installing this smart doggy doorbell. This water resistant doorbell conveniently installs using an adhesive strip and can be customized to the volume and ring tone of your choice.

Pepperoni Pizza Slice Blanket

$29.99

What better way to spend a lazy Sunday than wrapped up in this pepperoni pizza slice blanket? Designed like a mouth-watering slice, this vibrant blanket is made from ultra-soft polyester fleece – making it deliciously comfortable and super cozy.

Gunpowder Campfire Whiskey Soaps

$17.00

Why settle for those dainty flower scented soaps when you can lather up like the rugged outdoorsman you are with these gunpowder campfire whiskey soaps? This explosively awesome bar features a delightful yet testosterone-laden scent you’re sure to love.

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

Monkey Face Orchid Seeds

$1.99

Give your garden some personality by growing these eye-catching monkey face orchids. With these flower seeds you’ll be able to fill your already lively garden with rare and alluring orchids that can bloom during any season and will make your yard the talk of the block.

National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

$139.20

Celebrate the holidays Griswold style by placing this National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation village on display. It depicts iconic and hilarious scenes from the beloved holiday flick such as Clark’s electrocution and cousin Eddie emptying the shitter.

Carbon Steel Fire Starter Kit

$44.95

This carbon steel fire starter kit makes the perfect addition for any bushcraft enthusiast’s pack. This handy kit includes a hand forged carbon steel striker along with an English flint stone, a char cloth, and an emergency tinder jut bag.

Make Your Own Cheese Kit

$44.99

Don’t settle for sub-par grocery store bought cheese any longer! Upgrade your eating experience with delicious homemade cheese using this make your own cheese kit. It comes with a detailed recipe booklet that’ll let you make everything from Feta to Burrata and Ricotta.

TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

$65.00

Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.

Air To Water Generator

$1,679.44

With droughts and water restrictions becoming an ever-growing challenge, the AquaBoy Pro II air to water generator seems like a must-have for every home. Everyday it makes 2-5 gallons of purified great tasting water right out of thin air.

Waving Freddy Krueger Wiper Decal

Waving Freddy Krueger Wiper Decal

$19.95

Pay homage to your favorite nightmare-inducing horror movie villain with this waving Freddy Krueger wiper decal. The decal is both UV resistant and waterproof and will make a hilarious addition to any horror movie buff’s vehicle.