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Real Piranha Fish Display

$104.99

Marvel at one of the strangest and most terrifying creatures on earth by adding this real piranha fish display to your collection. This museum-quality display comes in a double-walled glass frame that allows you to view the specimen up close from every angle.

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STURDY, ATTRACTIVE DOUBLE GLASS FRAMED Piranha fish specimen is wide enough to stand up on your desk and create a lively conversation piece for customers and guests to enjoy.

MUSEUM QUALITY REAL TAXIDERMY PIRANHA. Your treasured Serrasalmus Nattereri (or red bellied Piranha) is an exceptional natural specimen. Professionally preserved in it’s natural form, the taxidermy fish is guaranteed to bring out excitement and wonder.

AWESOME COLLECTIBLE ITEM. This highly sought after species is the ultimate showpiece for your collection. It’s a thoroughly impressive natural wonder that will elevate the quality of your assortment.

Two Person Umbrella

$74.98

Your romantic night doesn’t have to come to an end just because of a little rain – the two person umbrella will allow you and your date to stay dry while also facilitating you to get in each others comfort zone… making the two person umbrella the ultimate wingman.

Batarang Letter Opener

$70.00

Slice open your snail mail with ruthless efficiency using this Batarang letter opener. Styled like the Caped Crusader’s iconic and immensely versatile weapon, this superbly crafted letter opener will be perfect for the home, office, or even to put on display.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$21.49

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Parks & Rec Ron Swanson Figure

$27.99

Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.

Taco Sleeping Bag Blanket

$34.95

Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$19.99

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

Extreme Chores Video Game

$8.99

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

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The Holy Meme Bible

$16.95

Relive the internet’s greatest memes by unleashing your creativity on the Holy Meme Bible coloring book. Each page showcases a different meme such as “dat boi”, “Harambe”, and “Damn Daniel” in the form a fun children’s activity like a fun maze or crossword puzzle.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Inflatable Green Oogie Boogie

$99.95

Fill the night with terror – Halloweentown style – by placing this inflatable green Oogie Boogie on your front lawn. Standing over six feet tall once inflated, Oogie Boogie will tower over all your other decorations while simultaneously giving your yard an eerie green glow.

Hands-Free UFO Raincoat

$2.28

The hands-free UFO raincoat may look silly, but while everyone else is struggling to juggle their bags and gadgets and their umbrella, you’ll be getting the last laugh. The bold design will keep you high and dry and is available in both kids and adult sizes.

Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboards

$99.00

Enjoy the versatility of a compact board with all the stability of a traditional longboard by riding around on an Eggboard. These mini longboard cruiser skateboards, feature a wider than normal deck for increased stability while you cruise.