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The Gigantic Wine Glass

$64.99

This gigantic wine glass is just perfect for those extra hectic and stressful days. If you’re not using this comically large wine glass to hydrate, you can also use it as an eye-catching wine bottle/champagne chiller. It’s the ideal gift for the wine lover who has it all.

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The giant wine glass is a perfect novelty for a table decoration filled with flowers or as an ice-bucket to chill wine.

Swarovski Crystal Yoda

$181.92

Bring some class and elegance to your geeky collection with this magnificent little Swarovski crystal Yoda. The iconic and powerful Jedi master is artfully recreated from sparkling and brilliantly colored Swarovski crystal with 291 facets.

The Mini Scalp Head Massager

$89.99

Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Manly Scented Candles

$32.00

Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.

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PepperBall VKS Launcher

$1,299.99

Deter home intruders without resorting to lethal measures by stopping them with the PepperBall VKS Launcher. It can utilize two types of air sources to extend time in the field and is accurate up to one hundred fifty feet.

Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove

$179.00

Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.

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Monopoly World Edition

$2,477.77

If you love travel and fighting with those you love most, you’ll go wild for Monopoly World Edition. It sports some eye-popping 3D artwork and will give you a chance to own some of the world’s most famous cities like Jerusalem, New York, Rio, Dubai, Paris, and London.

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microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$30.99

Save yourself a trip to the emergency room by repairing minor small wounds with a microMend emergency wound closures. It’s remarkably simple to apply and can effectively close a wound up to 1-inch, making it ideal for all kinds of cuts and scrapes.

Netgear Next Gen Nighthawk Routers

$349.00

These next-generation Nighthawk routers from Netgear are designed to keep up with our technology driven lives. This line of new routers will boast WiFi 6 technology which will reportedly deliver up to 4x better performance than the previous generation.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.75

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Beauty And Beast Pillow Cases

$29.95

Embrace the reality of your relationship with these Beauty and The Beast pillow cases. Fitting to her soft and graceful personality, her pillow case comes with a sublimely written ‘Beauty’ moniker to let her ‘Beast’ of a man know which side he belongs on.

The Phone Jail

$11.98

Help others curb their smartphone addiction by placing their beloved device inside the phone jail. It features a tamper-proof design, can fit up to six smartphones, and can be locked from the outside – it’s the perfect way to keep your kids form over-using their phones.