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Tortuga 1667 Board Game

$24.99

Plunder, pillage, and mutiny your way to victory by trying to best your mateys in the Tortuga 1667 board game. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or to the French and has to try to amount the most treasure before the arrival of the Spanish Armada.

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Tortuga 1667 is a pirate game of mutiny, plunder, and deceit for 2-9 players. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or French and is trying to have the most treasure in their team’s holds before the Spanish Armada arrives. Use vote cards to attack the galleon for treasure, mutiny against selfish captains, or brawl against your fellow pirates. Reveal event cards such as the Letter of Marque, Black Spot, or Albatross to maroon your enemies and to help your friends. But be careful about who you decide to help – not all pirates claiming to share your loyalty can be trusted. Tortuga 1667 is a standalone game in the Dark Cities series by Facade Games.

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