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World’s Tiniest Violin
$16.95
Put an end to someone’s constant whining by making light of their complaints with the world’s tiniest violin. Whenever you hear incessant bellyaching coming from their pie hole, simply pull out your tiny instrument and serenade them until they shut up.
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This 4 inch miniature violin is perfect for display. One of our favorite gifts!
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Beard Christmas Ornaments
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Pet Spider Costume
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