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World’s Tiniest Violin

$16.95

Put an end to someone’s constant whining by making light of their complaints with the world’s tiniest violin. Whenever you hear incessant bellyaching coming from their pie hole, simply pull out your tiny instrument and serenade them until they shut up.

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This 4 inch miniature violin is perfect for display. One of our favorite gifts!

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

$39.99

Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!

CRKT Tactical Axe

$127.98

Whether you’re out in the wild, at the job site, or facing off against the undead, arm yourself with the CRKT tactical axe. This mighty axe is forged from 1055 carbon steel with a 4.5-inch blade and topped off with a solid Tennessee Hickory handle.

Sixteenth Century Globe Bar

$169.50

Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.

G-Shock Rangeman Rugged Watch

$330.00

The G-Shock Rangeman rugged watch was made with outdoorsmen and adventurers in mind. Shock resistant and waterproof up to 200 meters, it is capable of tracking barometric pressure, temperature, and altitude – in addition to GPS navigation.

Extreme Chores Video Game

$4.71

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

Iron Man Hand USB Drive

$46.99

Get Tony Stark to lend you a hand in saving all your important documents by storing them in the Iron Man hand USB drive. Developed in Stark Laboratories, the USB drives are not only reliable but let you carry a small piece of the famed Avenger wherever you go.

Gorilla Grabber Arm Toy

$11.95

Why would anyone use their own arms for anything if they could use one of these amazing gorilla arm grabber toys instead? This amazing toy is one of those classic grabber arms for kids and short people who needs a toy to play with or a long grabber arm to reach things.

Magnetic Balance Lamp

$51.99

Bring a little magic into your life by lighting your bedroom with this magnetic balance lamp. Available in either a circular, oval, or square design, each model features a magnetic switch that hangs mid-air while the light runs along the interior of the frame.

Heated Shaving Cream Dispenser

Heated Shaving Cream Dispenser

$45.29

Get a barbershop quality shave from the comfort of home by using this heated shaving cream dispenser. The machine heats up the gel to just the right temperature to provide a close and smooth shave that won’t leave the skin feeling irritated afterwards.

Wooden Robotic Hand

$49.90

This wooden robotic hand is great for nurturing your children’s intellectual curiosity without boring them to death. This entertaining DIY model consists of 199 wooden pieces which must be strategically assembled to create a fully functional wooden robotic hand.

Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

Stick On Shoe Soles

$14.97

Forget flip flops – Nakefit’s stick on shoe soles let you go barefoot whilst protecting you from unforgiving terrains. Available in a variety of colors, these flexible and waterproof adhesive soles provide supreme protection against slippery, coarse, and hot surfaces.