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55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,880.31

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

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– The Natural Lube You’ll Enjoy
Passion Natural Lubes are Petrochemical, Glycerin and Paraben free. Reapply as desired. Cleans up with mild soap and water.
– Never Run Out Of Lube
With many different sizes of Passion Water-Based Lube, you’ll never have an excuse to run out. Keep one in the bedroom, bathroom and even when you travel.

Hand Shocking Lie Detector

$16.45

Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.

Refrigerator Lock

$14.95

Keep your curious toddlers from opening up the fridge and making a total mess in the kitchen by outfitting your fridge with this refrigerator lock. It features an easy installation that requires no tools and opens up using a small key.

Giant Flying Millennium Falcon Drone

$349.99

Now you can fly the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. A version 1/100th the size, sure, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. With its LED lights and iconic sounds, you’ll be roaring like a Wookiee in no time!

Hot Wheels Coffee Table Book

$259.00

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about one of the world’s most popular toys by reading this Hot Wheels coffee table book. You’ll learn all about its fascinating history – form its humble origins to the monster it is today.

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Rhombic Dodecahedron Infinity Prism

$369.99

This rhombic dodecahedron infinity prism will instantly flood any plain room in your home with vibrant color. This acrylic lamp measures 10-inches by 7-inches and will project the colors on its surface to a distance of 20-feet.

Morning Head Hair Cap

$1.00

Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

Mosquito Bite Relief Device

$12.99

Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.

Living Garden Fort

$159.00

Get your kids to spend more time playing outside and less time indoors in front of a screen by growing a fort in your own backyard! This living garden fort kit comes with everything you’ll need to make a lovely and eco-friendly fort with gorgeous and lively plant walls.

26 Pound Gummy Worm Python

$149.97

Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$91.95

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Bonsai Red Maple Tree Starter Kit

Bonsai Red Maple Tree Starter Kit

$21.25

Cultivate a serene environment in any part of your hectic home by growing your own bonsai red maple tree. With this starter kit you’ll be able to relax yourself while taking part in the ancient tradition of planting and maintaining your very own miniature tree.

Pocket Samurai Keychain Knife

$29.99

Slice through anything from a cardboard box to an envelope letter with deadly precision using this pocket samurai keychain knife. It sports a titanium handle along with a mini 440C stainless steel razor sharp tanto blade.