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55 Gallon Drum Of Lube
$1,765.56
Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.
Description
– The Natural Lube You’ll Enjoy
Passion Natural Lubes are Petrochemical, Glycerin and Paraben free. Reapply as desired. Cleans up with mild soap and water.
– Never Run Out Of Lube
With many different sizes of Passion Water-Based Lube, you’ll never have an excuse to run out. Keep one in the bedroom, bathroom and even when you travel.
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Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
$299.99Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
Moving Ink Blot Masks
$29.95If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.
Guitar Learning System
$21.27Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.
The World’s Longest Water Slide
$149.95Transform that grassy hill in your town into an adrenaline pumping thrill ride with the world’s longest water slide! This 75 foot long by 12 foot wide slide is constructed from a thick and ultra smooth specially formulated UV protected plastic for maximum velocity.
Wingman Shot Glass
$9.95Leave no man behind when you and your best pal hit up the local watering holes armed with the wingman shot glass. Whether your buddy wants to or not, they’re sharing in your legendary night of inebriation as they are forced to match you shot for shot.
Star Wars Death Star Tent
$294.89Keep it geeky while you rough it outdoors by seeking shelter in this Star Wars Death Star tent. It can comfortably sleep three and is styled like the Empire’s iconic planet-destroying weapon – making it ideal for any Star Wars fanatic who loves the great outdoors.
Pizza Cone Maker
$22.99Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use set are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for quick cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you can clog your arteries in no time!
Ninjabread Men Cookie Kit
$12.00Transform your kitchen into your own dojo of deliciousness by baking up a batch of Ninjabread men with this cookie kit. With this kit you and the kids will be able to whip up some delectable and fearsome gingerbread ninja warriors that the whole family will love.
Wrap Around Sneakers
$75.00Slip into these wrap around sneakers and the way you look at footwear will change forever. The lightweight design lets you wrap the shoes around your feet just like a bandage, instead of forcing them to conform to the shape of traditional shoe soles.
Stainless Steel Skull Coffee Mug
$16.99Look like a Viking warlord while you’re sipping your premium roast by drinking it from this stainless steel skull coffee mug. This horrifyingly awesome tankard comes with a highly detailed 3D skull design complemented by an ornate stainless steel insert.
Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer
$12.99Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.
Baby Crib Dribbler
$8.99Get rid of the hassle of feeding your pestering offspring with the baby crib dribbler. Endorsed by celebrity role model Snooki Polizzi, the crib dribbler will make feeding your baby a breeze, and encourage him/her to become independent at a young age.
Mason Bee Condo House
$35.99Keep your garden lively and healthy with this Mason bee condo house. This interactive solitary Mason/Orchard bee and insect habitat is made from solid wood and is specifically designed to attract non-swarming bees like the Red Mason bee.
Waving Freddy Krueger Wiper Decal
$19.95Pay homage to your favorite nightmare-inducing horror movie villain with this waving Freddy Krueger wiper decal. The decal is both UV resistant and waterproof and will make a hilarious addition to any horror movie buff’s vehicle.
Forearm Blade Sword
$34.95Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.