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Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

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It has no data plan, no camera, no battery, no Wi-Fi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant.
It’s the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much.

Snow Traction Tire Socks

$99.99

Stay in control of your vehicle when the roads get icy with these snow traction tire socks. They’re inexpensive, machine washable, and are made up of a patented woven material that allows for extra traction at speeds of up to 25 mph.

Tumbler Holder Flashlight Handle

$28.25

This tumbler with a flashlight handle will not only keep your coffee piping hot, but will also solve any lighting-related task that comes your way. Apart from the 30-ounce tumbler, the removable ergonomic handle is fitted with a bright light that will shine for 3 hours.

These Cards Will Get You Drunk Game

$19.99

Lower everyone’s inhibitions in record time by bringing out These Cards Will Get You Drunk. In this wildly entertaining card game for 2 to 8 players you and your friends will take turns drawing cards and competing against each other to see who comes out on top.

Optical Illusion Lady On Carpet Rug

$1,395.00

Spice up your home’s bland interior decor with a dose of color and allure using this optical illusion lady on a carpet rug. The semi psychedelic and trippy design of this 79″ x 111″ carpet creates the illusion that there’s a vivacious lady trapped withing the rug’s fabric.

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Nuclear Explosion Lamp

$229.44

Bring a warm apocalyptic glow to your home by lighting the room with this eye-popping nuclear explosion lamp. Incredibly styled to look like a nuclear explosion, this pint-sized mushroom cloud lets off a warm amber glow perfect for creating an inviting environment.

Rosé Pool Float

$28.41

Do Sunday funday right by hitting the water with this rosé pool float. This inflatable pool float measures 94-inches long and is styled like an elegant bottle of fine rosé wine so that you can keep it fun and classy while you soak up some rays.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

The No Pressure Head Bed

$124.96

Sleep better than ever before by resting your tired noggin on the no pressure head bed. This one of a kind pillow features a patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s arranged into small triangles to provide core lateral strength, so it won’t ever go flat or sink.

Harry Potter Real Talking Sorting Hat

$79.99

See what Hogwarts house you’d be placed in if you attended the renowned school of wizardry with this Harry Potter real talking sorting hat. Simply place the hat on your head, press the button, and listen as the hat sorts you into your Hogwarts house.

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Cat Paw Oven Mitts

$19.99

Bake up a storm in true cat person fashion by protecting your hands with these cute cat paw oven mitts. These adorable oven mitts will transform your hands into two giant cat paws that can resist temperatures as high as 480 degrees Fahrenheit.

R2-D2 Bop It Toy

$70.43

Put an intergalactic spin on family game night by seeing if you’re fast enough to keep up with this R2-D2 Bop It toy. This pint-sized droid will shout out commands in the familiar voice of C-3PO while also emitting R2-D2 sound effects during gameplay.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$85.55

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.