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Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

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It has no data plan, no camera, no battery, no Wi-Fi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant.
It’s the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much.

Amazon Smart Plug

$15.33

Make your home smarter than ever with the Amazon smart plug! The smart plug allows you to voice control everyday appliances like lights, TVs, fans, or even your coffee maker – while featuring a slim design that keeps the adjacent outlet free and accessible.

The Unbreakable & Reusable Juice Box

$16.99

The unbreakable and reusable juice box is a heaven-sent for parents who are constantly cleaning up spills. Made from 100% BPA-free plastic, this scratch-resistant 10-ounce container features an easy-to-open and close design that minimizes drips and spills.

Aurajet Shower Head

$99.00

Turn your next shower into an enthralling experience by upgrading to the Aurajet shower head. The halo design is full of small openings that are specially positioned to create a criss-cross pattern that expands coverage without sacrificing water pressure.

The Trump Presidential Wall Game

$49.95

Aid The Donald in keeping those scary hordes of “bad hombres” away by helping him construct his fabled border wall when you play the Trump Presidential Wall Game. Build that bigly wall and push out all the bricks -but be careful not to let the president fall!

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Handheld Thermal Imager

$395.06

Fix issues at the job site quicker with this handheld thermal imager at your disposal. This must-have for the toolbelt is perfect for everything from HVAC/R and electrical inspections to finding energy loss in the home.

Wireless Charging Pad

$64.99

Charge your smartphone or tablet like never before using this wireless charging pad. It’s compatible with a range of devices and utilizes Qi inductive charging technology which eliminates the need to attach a charging cable.

Mini Construction Building Materials

$43.95

Give your cubicle some blue-collar charm with these mini construction building materials. You’ll keep boredom at bay for hours by using these mini super realistic materials for everything from tiny construction projects to fun stacking games.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

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Inhuman Conditions Interrogation Game

$199.95

From the co-creators of Secret Hitler and Better Myths comes Inhuman Conditions, the five minute party game for two players that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Through a series of questions, one player must determine if the other player is a robot or human.

Pac-Man Lamp

$41.99

This amazingly designed Pac-Man lamp is perfect for adding some quaint ambient lighting to your game room. Styled like the iconic video game character, this little lamp is capable of emitting 12 retro Pac-Man sounds and can be controlled via a handy remote.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

The World’s Lightest Gaming Mouse

$99.00

Level up your gaming to unimaginable heights by upgrading to the world’s lightest gaming mouse. Built for speed, control, and comfort, this unique gaming mouse features a semi hollow honeycomb shell that keeps its weight down to just 67 grams!