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Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

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It has no data plan, no camera, no battery, no Wi-Fi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant.
It’s the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much.

70 MPH NERF Gun

$59.99

Guarantee your team comes out victorious by arming yourself with this 70 MPH NERF gun. Viewed as the crown jewel of the NERF arsenal, it holds 12 NERFS balls per magazine, has flip up sights for added accuracy, and has a trigger lock for additional safety.

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Headwind Creating Machine

$299.99

Kick your home training into high gear by placing this headwind creating machine in front of your bike. Designed specifically for cyclists, it will automatically increase the fan speed as your heart rate goes up for an unrivaled training session.

Lion Shaped Pet Bed

$70.30

Celebrate your little kitty’s proud feline heritage by keeping him comfy inside this adorable lion shaped pet bed. This cute little sleeping nook is made from a high quality cotton blend material and comes with a removable and washable cushion for easy cleaning.

Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

$25.00

Give your bedroom a bit of A-list Hollywood flair with this stunning Nicolas Cage sequin pillow. With an effortless stroke of your hand along its surface, the eye-catching shimmering sequin design will give way to an image of the one true God’s flawless face.

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Oreo Spooky Halloween House Cookie Kit

$32.99

Bring some spine-tingling deliciousness into your Halloween celebrations by making your very own Oreo chocolate haunted house with this kit. It comes with everything you and your pint-size trick-or-treater will need to build this spooky and delectable house.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

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US Treasury Two Dollar Bills

$299.99

Become the proud owner of the rarest bills on the market by adding these U.S. Treasury two dollar bills to your currency collection. Each set includes five consecutive two dollar bills in near mint quality that have seen little to no use in circulation.

UPS Delivery Person Dog Costume

$22.99

This Halloween, make your canine companion look even more adorable than usual by transforming him into a furry UPS delivery person. The costume comes with two tiny arms holding a small box and also includes the matching brown cap that completes the ensemble.

Beetlejuice Adam & Barbara Masks

$43.80

This Halloween, one-up every couple in your town – and the afterlife – by dressing up in these Beetlejuice Adam and Barbara masks. These freaky masks are modeled on the ghoulish faces created by the Maitland’s in their attempt to scare the Deetz family away from their home.

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Indian Healing Clay

$16.95

Experience the most powerful facial of your life with this container of Indian Healing Clay. It stands apart from the rest for being the only deep pore cleanser made from 100% natural calcium bentonite clay which helps to draw out impurities from the skin.

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Tarantula Bedding Set

$39.99

Nothing will guarantee a restful night’s sleep quite like sleeping wrapped up in these tarantula bedding set. Each piece of this microfiber set sports a massive and very detailed depiction of a tarantula, making this a fabulous addition for any arachnophobe’s room.

Hands-Free UFO Raincoat

$2.28

The hands-free UFO raincoat may look silly, but while everyone else is struggling to juggle their bags and gadgets and their umbrella, you’ll be getting the last laugh. The bold design will keep you high and dry and is available in both kids and adult sizes.