Slicing open your hand has never been easier or more fun than with the stress relieving fidget spinner knife. This 2-in-1 device comes with ceramic bearings that make it spin effortlessly while concealing a small but razor-sharp 3″ Japanese steel blade.
This is first of its kind Spinner Knife made with the highest quality in mind. Titanium Handle with Stainless Steel with Brush Finish on the blade. Feel the quality in your hand of the titanium. Not meant to be spun at spinner speed or treat it as a spinner. This is a fully functional Titanium handle knife to keep in your tool box or desk while offering the ability to be fiddled with.
If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space
Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.
Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.
The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.
Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!
Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.
Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.
This tumbler with a flashlight handle will not only keep your coffee piping hot, but will also solve any lighting-related task that comes your way. Apart from the 30-ounce tumbler, the removable ergonomic handle is fitted with a bright light that will shine for 3 hours.