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Fidget Spinner Knife

$34.77

Slicing open your hand has never been easier or more fun than with the stress relieving fidget spinner knife. This 2-in-1 device comes with ceramic bearings that make it spin effortlessly while concealing a small but razor-sharp 3″ Japanese steel blade.

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This is first of its kind Spinner Knife made with the highest quality in mind. Titanium Handle with Stainless Steel with Brush Finish on the blade. Feel the quality in your hand of the titanium. Not meant to be spun at spinner speed or treat it as a spinner. This is a fully functional Titanium handle knife to keep in your tool box or desk while offering the ability to be fiddled with.

Workaholics Bear Coat

$179.99

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

The Mix As You Eat Portable Cereal Cup

$21.95

With the mix as you eat portable cereal cup you’ll be able to chow down on your favorite cereal virtually anywhere you go. The cup’s clever design keeps the milk and cereal separated until they hit your mouth – keeping it nice and crunchy.

Portable Water Turbine USB Charger

$129.99

Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

Reverse Peephole Viewer

$42.94

Assess potential threats inside an unknown home by giving it a quick once over using this reverse peephole viewer. By placing it over the peephole you’ll be able to scope out the place so that you know what you’re getting yourself into.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$29.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

Amazon Alexa Echo Studio

$199.99

Fill any room in your home with premium sound with the Amazon Alexa Echo Studio. Despite its compact size, this voice-controlled device boasts five directional speakers that provide powerful bass, dynamic midrange, and crisp highs.

Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

Mosquito Bite Relief Device

$12.99

Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.

Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume

$135.00

Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.

cat shaped throw rug

Cat Shaped Throw Rug

$36.99

This cat shaped throw rug is so charming and cute that it’ll fill your home with warmth and fuzzy feelings. This adorable medium-sized throw rug measures 17″ by 35″ and is the perfect way for any cat lover to add some feline charm to their home.

Tumbler Holder Flashlight Handle

$28.25

This tumbler with a flashlight handle will not only keep your coffee piping hot, but will also solve any lighting-related task that comes your way. Apart from the 30-ounce tumbler, the removable ergonomic handle is fitted with a bright light that will shine for 3 hours.