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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$2.25

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$27.99

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

Instant Ice Cream Maker

$47.99

Whip up delicious frozen treats in record time using this instant ice cream maker. After following the simple recipes, simply place the mixture onto the bowl’s fast freeze surface and begin turning it with the plastic spatula until your treat is frozen and creamy.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

Telescoping Aluminum Ladder

$87.98

If you’re looking for a quality ladder that’s extremely portable you won’t find a better option than this telescoping aluminum ladder. It’s available in either a 12.5′ model or a 15.5′ model and can fold down to a compact and very portable 37″.

20 Foot Water Trampoline

$4,499.99

Transform your local watering hole into the funniest place in town by setting up this 20-foot water trampoline. This incredibly fun trampoline features a tough inflatable inner tube border made from mesh reinforced PVC with a 3 chamber inflation tube.

Reyleo Rugged Outdoor Cooler

$92.97

The Reyleo rugged outdoor cooler is the ideal travel companion. This ultra durable cooler will retain ice for up to three days, making it ideal for camping trips, and features a solid bear-resistant construction that will stand up to years of use.

Gourmet Tinned Octopus

$22.79

Expand your culinary horizons with a little treat from the sea by snacking on a bit of gourmet tinned octopus. This small low-calorie Portuguese octopus is high in B12 and comes marinated in a mix of garlic and olive oil to enhance its flavor profile.

Cigar Holding Glass

$19.95

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.

Sweet Retro Neon Sign

$58.91

Effortlessly add color and style to any dark corner of your home with this “sweet” retro neon sign. The sign features a professional quality design with rich color that shines bright without straining the eyes, making it a perfect addition for home bars, man caves, and more!

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Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

These fangs will transform you into a ferocious-looking Vampire/Wolf hybrid that’ll send chills down the spine of anyone who crosses your path. Their distinctive appearance takes inspiration from both Underworld in addition to Interview with the Vampire.

Monkey Face Orchid Seeds

$1.99

Give your garden some personality by growing these eye-catching monkey face orchids. With these flower seeds you’ll be able to fill your already lively garden with rare and alluring orchids that can bloom during any season and will make your yard the talk of the block.

Brain Tricking Fruit Flavored Cup

$22.90

Start living healthier by cutting out the sugary drinks and drinking more water using this brain tricking fruit flavored cup. The ingenious design gives the cup a fruity aroma and sweet taste – thereby fooling your brain into thinking it’s drinking delicious fruit juice.