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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$1.99

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit

$99.00

Help uncover your genetic past from the comfort of home using the Ancestry DNA test kit. The test utilizes the latest autosomal testing technology from your submitted saliva sample to uncover your ethnic mix across 26 regions worldwide.

Hanging Tent Platform

$699.95

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

Hand Shocking Lie Detector

$19.99

Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.

Outdoor Telescopic Fishing Rod Lamp

$48.99

Take back the night and enjoy the outdoors long after the sun sets by illuminating things with this outdoor telescopic fishing rod lamp. It conveniently connects to any 12V or car battery and can extend up to 12.3 feet into the air.

Bite & Sting Extractor Kit

$14.97

Bypass the knife and scalpel next time you need to remove the poison of a nasty sting using this bite and sting extractor kit. Simply place the device over the affected area and watch as the reusable vacuum pump efficiently sucks up all the toxins.

P10 Gaming External Hard Drive

$79.99

Get quick access to your entire gaming library by storing it in the P10 gaming external hard drive. Purpose-built for gamers, this HDD will give your console or PC the performance-enhancing tools required to help you keep your competitive edge.

The Mix As You Eat Portable Cereal Cup

$20.00

With the mix as you eat portable cereal cup you’ll be able to chow down on your favorite cereal virtually anywhere you go. The cup’s clever design keeps the milk and cereal separated until they hit your mouth – keeping it nice and crunchy.

Galaxy In A Crystal Ball

$11.99

Marvel at the majesty of our cosmos by placing this galaxy in a crystal ball on your desktop. This 2.4″ diameter laser engraved crystal sphere depicts a spiral galaxy as seen from a great distance, making this a great accent piece for any science geek.

Ultra Realistic Animal Face Ski Masks

$36.20

Turn heads as you shred down the slopes by staying warm with one of these ultra realistic animal face ski masks. Each of these wind-proof and dust-proof masks are breathable, quick-drying, and are emblazoned with a vivid animal print complete with cute 3D ears.

Nerf Machine Gun

$149.99

Every kid in the neighborhood will be shaking in their boots when they see you charging into battle with the Nerf machine gun. This massive gun features its very own stand for maximum stability and comes with fully automatic shooting capabilities for enhanced carnage.

11-Foot Teddy Bear

$269.99

Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$115.00

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.