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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$7.49

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Loch Ness Monster Sugar Spoon

$8.70

Give your tea time or coffee break a dash of whimsy with this Loch Ness Monster sugar spoon. This creatively designed sugar spoon creates the illusion that the illusive Nessie has finally appeared and is swimming inside your teacup or coffee mug.

Garden Claw Gloves

$12.99

Transform your hands into rugged digging machines with these garden claw gloves. These rugged and versatile gloves not only provide protection, but come fitted with durable ABS plastic claws so that you can easily plow through the dirt without any additional tools.

Wild Game Jerky

$40.56

Gorge yourself on nearly every creature in the animal kingdom by snacking on some wild game jerky. Why stop at just beef? It’s a good thing someone asked this question because it led to the creation of some of the most tasty jerky on the market – yum!

Donald Trump Dog Toy

$15.99

Make Sparky’s exercise time great again by playing fetch using this Donald Trump dog toy. This pint-size Commander in Chief comes dressed in his finest navy blue suit and oversize red tie and stands 8.5-inches tall, making it perfect for dogs of all sizes.

The Venn Puzzle

$95.00

The Venn Puzzle is a beautiful mechanical puzzle comprised of three identical pieces. This challenging and intriguing puzzle makes for a beautiful desk accessory. Keep it on a desk, shelf, or coffee table as a decoration, game, or paper weight.

Wearable Sled Legs

$54.00

Experience your favorite downhill runs like never before by hitting the slopes wearing these sled legs. After strapping them onto your legs, simply take a few running steps and slide down for a one of a kind thrill ride down your favorite hill.

Samurai Sword Cake Cutter

$31.20

Slice your pastries with warrior-like skill and precision using this samurai sword cake cutter. This creatively designed kitchen accessory is made from sturdy polypropylene plastic and is completely dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Rainbow Sprinkler

$43.99

Help your kids beat the heat in style by setting up the rainbow sprinkler in your yard. This colorful sprinkler conveniently connects to any garden hose, is made from a soft yet heavy-duty PVC material, and is inflatable so it’s remarkably easy to store when not in use.

Quick Defrosting Tray

$14.14

Thaw frozen food faster than you ever thought possible by placing it on top of this quick defrosting tray. This must-have kitchen accessory’s design and build will help your food defrost up to 20x faster than normal so that you can get eating and on with your day.

R2-D2 Bop It Toy

$16.99

Put an intergalactic spin on family game night by seeing if you’re fast enough to keep up with this R2-D2 Bop It toy. This pint-sized droid will shout out commands in the familiar voice of C-3PO while also emitting R2-D2 sound effects during gameplay.

Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume

$49.99

Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.

LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

$15.97

No matter what mood you’re in, the LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered. Each line in this comical wine glass is designed to help you decide how much vino to pour depending on what type of day you’ve had and how ‘relaxed’ you want to feel.

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