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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$2.07

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$92.94

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.

Pocket Samurai Keychain Knife

$29.99

Slice through anything from a cardboard box to an envelope letter with deadly precision using this pocket samurai keychain knife. It sports a titanium handle along with a mini 440C stainless steel razor sharp tanto blade.

The No Pressure Head Bed

$114.95

Sleep better than ever before by resting your tired noggin on the no pressure head bed. This one of a kind pillow features a patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s arranged into small triangles to provide core lateral strength, so it won’t ever go flat or sink.

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Waterproof Socks

$19.39

Keep your feet high and dry when you venture into the wild by slipping into these waterproof socks. Available in a range of colorful and stylish designs, each pair is 100% waterproof yet is breathable in order to ensure maximum comfort while you’re trudging around.

Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

$18.00

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$34.95

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

Carnivore Club Gift Box

$49.99

Make the red-blooded meat lover in your life salivate with this Carnivore Club gift box. This premium package comes filled with over two pounds of exquisite cuts such as country cured bacon, ham, Mangalista ham and country ham slices – yum!

Indestructible Dog Toys

$27.00

Tearribles are the indestructible dog toys that your dog can tear apart over, and over, and over again without actually destroying them. Made from strong plush and durable mesh, they’re designed with tear-away limbs that you can easily stick back on the dismembered body.

Circular Grill And Fire Pit

$2,450.00

This circular grill and fire pit is the perfect addition for any backyard. This versatile grill can either be used as a fire pit ideal for roasting marshmallows or can be outfitted with a round cooking slab that is perfect for grilling all your meats and veggies to perfection.

The Gigantic Wine Glass

$64.99

This gigantic wine glass is just perfect for those extra hectic and stressful days. If you’re not using this comically large wine glass to hydrate, you can also use it as an eye-catching wine bottle/champagne chiller. It’s the ideal gift for the wine lover who has it all.

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Jason Garden Gnome

$15.00

This Jason garden gnome will send every lawn ornament in sight running for the hills. Standing at 8″, this eerie Jason gnome 3D-printed from PLA is armed with a bloody machete and can even be customized with blood spatter to make it extra gruesome.

Philips Hue Lightbar

$137.01

Instantly give any part of your home a unique and alluring ambiance with this Philips Hue Lightbar. It features a slim profile that will fit just about anywhere and gives you access to over 16 million colors that you can easily control through voice commands.