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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$2.25

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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XXL Tyrannosaurus Rex Skull

$465.63

Bring museum-style flair to your pad with your very own Tyrannosaurus Rex skull sculpture on display. Each large skull measures 20″ x 19″ x 11″ and sports a hand-painted chestnut-brown finish that gives it a rustic and antique flair.

Pulp Fiction Tiki Mugs

$49.99

What better way to enjoy a drink with your partner in crime than by sipping them out of these Pulp Fiction tiki mugs? The set includes two Tarantino themed tikis styled like the iconic hitmen duo of Mr. Jules Winnfield and Mr. Vincent Vega.

The Bubble Tent

$1,452.99

Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.

One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$22.99

Cleanup will be easier than ever before with this one-piece silicone placemat and bowl. It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$27.99

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$20.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

Bath Tub Wine Glass Holder

$15.99

Wash away the stress caused by a hectic day by making bath time a little more enjoyable with the bath tub wine glass holder. The suction cup sticks securely onto porcelain or tile and can accommodate both stemware and cans.

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Tree House Dome

$8,500.00

Slumber among the treetops like a creature of the forest inside this treehouse dome. This handmade 13-foot wide hangout that’s cozy as hell is also outfitted with multiple windows to keep it nice and breezy on the inside on hot days.

Sweet Sweat Workout Enhancer

$29.95

Make those pounds shed faster than ever before by complementing your killer workouts with the Sweet Sweat workout enhancer. It is designed to improve circulation and increase sweating while encouraging thermogenic and muscle activity during your work out.

Rambo R1000XP Extreme Power Bike

$1,899.99

If it’s power and stealth that you’re looking for, the Rambo R1000XP extreme power bike will deliver! It comes equipped with fat high traction tires ideal for off-roading, a powerful 750W motor with a top speed of 20 mph, and a range of 19 miles.

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DIY Moss Art Kit

$30.00

This DIY moss art kit is the perfect way for the crafty do-it-yourselfer in your life to bring a little beauty into their home. The kit includes everything from art supplies like paintbrushes and a glue gun to a variety of naturally preserved mosses and ferns.

The Camping Rocket Stove

$86.49

Level up your culinary game at the campsite by preparing your meals on the camping Rocket Stove. In just five short minutes, this heavy-duty accessory quickly goes from a box to a fully functional wood-burning stove top that you can set up virtually anywhere.