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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$3.99

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Bite & Sting Extractor Kit

$14.97

Bypass the knife and scalpel next time you need to remove the poison of a nasty sting using this bite and sting extractor kit. Simply place the device over the affected area and watch as the reusable vacuum pump efficiently sucks up all the toxins.

Indiana Jones Golden Idol Replica

$98.99

Take home one of the most iconic and recognizable props in cinema by adding this Indiana Jones golden idol replica to your collection. This geeky piece of decor is modeled after the golden statue that Indy retrieves in the opening sequence of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Fluted Cake Pan

$17.99

This fluted cake pan makes whipping up a delectable Halloween treat easier than ever. The pan features a proprietary silicone non-stick coating that will keep your baked goodies from sticking while also allowing for optimal browning.

Emergency Snack Kit

$24.99

Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.

Optical Illusion Lady On Carpet Rug

$1,395.00

Spice up your home’s bland interior decor with a dose of color and allure using this optical illusion lady on a carpet rug. The semi psychedelic and trippy design of this 79″ x 111″ carpet creates the illusion that there’s a vivacious lady trapped withing the rug’s fabric.

Relaxing Waves Projector

$24.95

Transform your room into a serene underwater oasis with this relaxing waves projector. This compact device projects a flurry of vibrant and hypnotizing patterns designed to help you disconnect from the hectic world around you.

BBQ Bucket Grill

$28.99

This BBQ bucket grill turns any open area into the ideal spot for an impromptu barbecue. This ultra portable chrome plated and powder coated charcoal grill features a spacious 9.5-inch cooking surface that is big enough to grill up to 4 burgers at once.

The Stealth Engagement Ring Box

$129.00

Catch your significant other off guard when you pop the big question by storing the ring inside the stealth engagement ring box. This sleek aluminum crafted box is compact enough to easily store in your pocket and comes with built-in magnets that ensure a perfect seal.

Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp

$599.00

This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.

Mickey Mouse Glove Oven Mitts

$24.99

Add a dash of whimsy to your baking routine by handling all of your hot pans with these Mickey Mouse glove oven mitts. These charming cartoon styled mitts are made from a tough heat-resistant silicone and feature a non-slip grip.

Army Man Bazooka Wine Bottle Holder

$45.70

Bring attention to your prized bottle of vino by placing it on this army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Styled like a classic green army man toy, the clever design will make your bottle of fine wine look like a boozy missile that is just waiting to be fired.

Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$15.64

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

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