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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$1.58

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Ballistic Dart Launcher

$25.00

Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.

Privacy Starry Bed Tent

$67.93

Sleep under a beautiful blanket of stars every night by outfitting your bed with the privacy starry bed tent. It creates a lovely starry sky while giving you some privacy from your roommate so that you can rest or study and concentrate in peace.

Coffee Table Drink Cooler

$825.51

Bring your living room into the 21st century with the Sobro coffee table drink cooler. Apart from the ample refrigerated compartment, this versatile piece comes with built-in LED lights, charging ports, and Bluetooth speakers.

Rechargeable Heated Beanie

$64.99

Keep your noggin nice and warm when the temperature plummets by heading out with this rechargeable heated beanie. This lightweight beanie comes with a built-in heater that you can set to one of three settings depending on how cold you’re feeling.

110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$27.33

If you really want to make some noise, get your hands on this 110db lung-powered signal horn. This brightly colored orange horn will let you emit an eardrum-shattering 110 decibel sound without the need for any CO2, Freon, or batteries

Self-Stabilizing Spoon

$199.00

Now those suffering from conditions that limit hand movement can chow down in peace using the self-stabilizing spoon. It features built-in sensors that detect and counteract hand tremors, and can be adapted with a fork and knife attachment.

Horror Movie Sound Effects Instrument

$329.00

Place the finishing touch on your haunted home this Halloween by adding an eerie soundtrack using this horror movie sound effects instrument. It features a stainless iron design with a total of 30 metal sticks that surround the instrument and create horrifying sounds.

Sweet To Scary Stuffed Animals

$19.99

Feisty Pets are a set of stuffed animals that you can use to prank people by turning them from happy and cute, to angry and pissed in a split second. Feisty Pets come in a ton of different animals types to choose from, including monkeys, unicorns, pandas, and a lot more.

Rheos Floating Sunglasses

$65.00

Minimize the chance of losing your shades during your next beach day by heading out with the Rheos floating sunglasses. These stylish polarized sunglasses offer 100% UV protection and are extremely lightweight so they will float on the water in case you drop them in.

Hidden Door Kit

$138.05

No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.

mead making kit

Mead Making Kit

$49.95

What do you get your boozy friend that has it all? Why this Mead Making Kit of course! Ideal for beginners and seasoned brewers alike, this kit comes with everything a mead enthusiast will require to whip up a batch of their very own nectar of the gods.

Car Tracking Device For Parents

$77.00

Get piece of mind when your young driver ventures out on their own with Bouncie, the car tracking device for parents. It will provide realtime driving data so that you know where the car is and where it has been in addition to vehicle diagnostics and even roadside assistance.