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How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$1.35

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

$349.99

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

The Interactive Smart Dog Toy

$79.88

With the interactive smart dog toy you’ll be able to keep Sparky cheerful and entertained even if you’re not home. This high-tech little toy can either interact with your pooch by itself, or you can control it remotely via the Whickedbone app on your smartphone.

The Umbrella Hat

$11.85

With the umbrella hat you’ll be able to stay nice and dry while keeping your hands completely free. This functional accessory will not only keep the rain off you, but will also provide excellent UV protection from the sun’s harmful rays.

Giant Allium Giganteum Flower Seeds

$4.50

Watch your garden take on an other-worldly appearance once these giant allium giaganteum flower seeds bloom. Upon blooming, the tall and sturdy green stock gives way to a cluster of small colored flowers that combine to form a giant and incredibly beautiful flower sphere.

Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

$24.00

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

Retro Typewriter Style Keyboard

$109.99

Bring a little old school charm to your modern setup with this retro typewriter inspired mechanical keyboard. This water and dust resistant keyboard features typewriter style rounded keys with a chrome plated body and key caps.

Shoe Space Savers

$16.99

Maximize your limited closet space to the fullest using these shoe space savers. The simple yet functional design of these storage units allow you to neatly stack a pair of shoes on top of each other – effectively doubling your closet space.

Finger Touch Light Bathroom Mirror

$215.00

Add some charm and ambiance to your bathroom by installing this finger touch light bathroom mirror. Crafted from high quality silver backed glass, this sleek mirror is surrounded by a dimmable LED that you can easily switch on and off with just a touch of your finger.

The Bloody Mary Tree

$21.95

Wow your thirsty guests by concocting professional grade cocktails using The Bloody Mary tree. This handy little stainless steel accessory comes accented with tiny picks so that you can easily and neatly stack all of your drink’s garnishes and keep them in place.

Fishing Rod Fly Retriever

$23.95

Ensure you never again lose a lure by carrying this fishing rod fly retriever in your tackle box. This handy and intelligently designed tool comes with a sharp concealed blade that will cut through the toughest braided line for easy retrieval.

The NoPhone Air

$6.99

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Mickey Mouse Glove Oven Mitts

$33.99

Add a dash of whimsy to your baking routine by handling all of your hot pans with these Mickey Mouse glove oven mitts. These charming cartoon styled mitts are made from a tough heat-resistant silicone and feature a non-slip grip.

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