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Door Knocker Balls

$35.99

Add some charm to your man cave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high quality PVC.

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Grab your balls! Designed for laughs and functionality, the Original Doorballs Door Knocker is a high quality, hilariously funny, and totally usable door decoration.
Doorballs make an entertaining addition to your front door decor, perfectly welcoming guests to your man cave, she shed, bachelor or bachelorette pad, or even your bathroom. With the included mounting tape, you can hang your balls on any flat surface, including wood, metal, fiberboard, or glass. And since the mounting tape can be replaced, you can relocate your balls anytime and hang them again whenever you need.

Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

$99.99

This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.

Tactical Self Defense Pen

$14.95

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Smart Floor Door Lock

$406.63

Turn your home into an impenetrable fortress by upgrading to the Haven smart door lock. This reinvented smartphone connected lock is crafted from steel, glass reinforced nylon and aluminum to keep out any and all intruders using an anchored deadbolt-like system.

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Self-Defense Buddha Beads Necklace

$28.69

Remain at peace but ready to throw down if the situation should arise by carrying around this self-defense Buddha beads necklace. This 40-inch long chain comes fitted with 108 small 10mm beads that you can wear as an accessory or use to deter a would-be attacker.

Apollo: VII – XVII Photography Book

$54.63

Feed your mind while also commemorating the 50th anniversary of the moon landing with the Apoll: VII – XVII photography book. The book is packed with tons of trivia as well as rare and historic pictures from the NASA photo records.

Full Body Resistance Training Suit

$239.00

This full body resistance training suit proves that you don’t need an expensive gym membership to get a heart-pumping workout. After strapping the lightweight harness, the extending rubber bands will provide added resistance to your entire body.

Hogwarts Castle Xmas Tree Topper

$184.50

Give your beautiful tree a magical twist with this Hogwarts Castle Xmas tree topper. Designed like the iconic school of witchcraft and wizardry, this plastic tree topper emits cool lighting and sound effects and even interacts with special Harry Potter storyteller ornaments.

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Strength Augmenting Flicking Device

$29.97

Turn your hands into lethal weapons by strapping on this strength augmenting flicking device. Apart from unique, this quirky device is extremely versatile since it can be used to as a finger exerciser, a self defense weapon, and even to open your beer bottle.

Animated Hanging Corpse

$39.98

Help transform your humble abode into a grisly haunted manor with this animated hanging corpse. Made to look like a horrifying decaying corpse, this ghoulish prop comes with glowing red eyes and lets out haunting screams as he shakes from side to side.

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Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25.00

Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.

Tactical Car Seat Cover

$65.00

Maximize your cars limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects your cars upholstery from stains and features a plethora a differently sized compartments great for storage.