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Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$9.95

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

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When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Headless Body Halloween Prop

$39.99

Turn your unassuming garage door into a horrific accident scene with this headless body Halloween prop. This brilliantly designed prop creates the illusion that someone got gruesomely sliced in half by your garage door during a freak accident.

HP ENVY 34″ Curved All-In-One PC

$1,999.99

The HP ENVY 34″ curved all-in-one PC is perfect for the modern home. It comes with features like a hybrid storage setup, an incredible ultra wide monitor, and comes with Amazon Alexa built-it so that you can conveniently control your smart home.

Chicken And Waffles Flavored Cereal

$18.99

Make your morning routine suck a whole lot less by starting your day off with a big bowl of this Chicken & Waffles flavored cereal. This limited edition version of Honey Bunches of Oats now features a delicious chicken and waffles flavor that’s out-of-this-world.

Shot And Chaser Shot Glass

$12.99

The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.

Stained Underwear Wallet

$14.99

Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

Guitar Learning System

$44.95

Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.

Camping Cube Tent

$179.99

This camping cube tent transforms your breezy canopy into a cozy shelter in mere seconds. This 10′ x 10′ shelter latches onto an existing canopy and comes with a large entry door with a screen to keep out bugs, 3 pockets for power cords, and even a doggy door.

Amazon Alexa For Your Car

$49.99

Make the most out of each drive by making Alexa your co-pilot using the Amazon Echo Auto. This handy device allows you to easily perform a myriad of activities from choosing your favorite tunes to voice-controlling your home from your car.

Rainfall Shower Head

$500.00

Make bath time more exotic and relaxing than ever with this rainfall shower head. It employs an integrated system of four 22-nozzle adjustable spray heads that combine to simulate the effects of a gentle summer shower.

Door Knocker Balls

$35.84

Add some charm to your man cave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high quality PVC.

Multi-Tool Stylus Pen

$14.99

Easily carry around a drawer’s worth of useful tools by making this multi-tool stylus pen part of your EDC. This versatile multi-tool features a solid aluminum construction and comes with nine different tools including a bottle opener, a saw, and a window breaker.

Snow Traction Tire Socks

$99.00

Stay in control of your vehicle when the roads get icy with these snow traction tire socks. They’re inexpensive, machine washable, and are made up of a patented woven material that allows for extra traction at speeds of up to 25 mph.