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Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$9.95

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

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When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Smart Floor Door Lock

$235.26

Turn your home into an impenetrable fortress by upgrading to the Haven smart door lock. This reinvented smartphone connected lock is crafted from steel, glass reinforced nylon and aluminum to keep out any and all intruders using an anchored deadbolt-like system.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$14.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$6.58

Keep your hungry doggy from overeating or finishing his food too fast by serving it on this slow feeder dog mat. This handy little mealtime accessory’s unique pattern helps promote fresh breath, healthy teeth, and gums by scraping bad bacteria from the tongue.

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Medieval Winged Dragon Sculpture

$3,294.50

This medieval winged dragon sculpture will give your home a regal feel that every guest will be talking about. This fearsome-looking 135-pound handmade sculpture stands 84-inches tall and will bring the “wow” factor you’ve been searching for.

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Magnus Incog Water Gun

$24.00

Executing a sneak attack on your unsuspecting victim will be easier than ever when armed with the Magnus Incog water gun. It features a deceptive design that looks nothing like your traditional water gun and can blast a steady stream of water up to 32-feet away!

Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

$41.99

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

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Balance Board

$269.00

Get a heart-pumping core workout without needing a whole room of machines using this balance board. This lightweight and portable piece of exercise equipment is designed to help increase flexibility, range of motion, and blood flow in addition to balance and posture.

Hydrogen Reactor Portable Fuel Cell

$89.00

Keep your electronic devices juiced up when you go off the grid by keeping them charged using the hydrogen reactor portable fuel cell. The double hydrogen core design provides the power equivalent of 30 AA batteries – making it ideal for disaster readiness.

Portable Urinal Golf Club

$39.99

Avoid having to make long journeys to the clubhouse every time nature calls by hitting the greens with this portable urinal golf club. Now you’ll be able to discreetly relieve yourself any time you feel the urge without anyone becoming the wiser.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

$704.99

Practice your passion without disrupting those around you by playing on this Yamaha silent guitar. It features a comfortable mahogany neck and maple body in addition to an onboard preamp system with a headphone jack so you can practice silently.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Voice Recorder And Loop Switch Toy

$82.00

This voice recorder and loop switch toy proves you don’t need a fancy smartphone, pc, or console to enjoy technology. This handmade gadget can record up to 30 seconds of audio so that you can play it back, speed it up, slow it down, or loop it to your heart’s content.