Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.
When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.
The Magic-Stone cleaner scrub makes quick work of greasy messes so that you can clean your trusty grill in record time. This time-saving tool is surprisingly made entirely from heat-treated glass and has bactericidal properties to prevent the spread of bacteria.
Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.
Stay organized while you toil away in the yard by placing all your gear on the wheelbarrow garden tray. It not only adds to your wheelbarrow’s storage capacity, but also helps you keep all your tools and gardening accessories organized and at hand for when you need them.
The Odyssey 800 eight-person family tent will make you and the entire clan feel just like you’re at home. This ginormous tent comes with three separate sleeping areas in addition to a large common area where the entire family can hang out in.
Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.
Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.
Keep yourself and your family safe by placing the anti-choking device in your first aid kit. This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.
Why save your documents on a plain old USB when you can do so on this outstanding steampunk vacuum tube flash drive instead? Originally crafted in the USSR, this vacuum tube has been converted into a fully functional flash drive capable of supporting both Macs and PCs.