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Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$8.49

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

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When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Magic-Stone Grill Cleaner Scrub

$8.75

The Magic-Stone cleaner scrub makes quick work of greasy messes so that you can clean your trusty grill in record time. This time-saving tool is surprisingly made entirely from heat-treated glass and has bactericidal properties to prevent the spread of bacteria.

Weighted Blanket Sensory Sack

$29.95

Help calm down and improve the mood of kids with ADHD and autism with this weighted blanket sensory sack. This helpful product is silky smooth to the touch and will provide the ideal amount of stretch so that it’s snug without feeling constricting.

The Skateboard Surf Adapter

$59.99

Shred the pavement like it were some bodacious waves by upgrading your deck with the skateboard surf adapter. It’s designed to mount onto any skate deck and allows you to make tighter and smoother turns – just like you would in the ocean.

Calculus For Infants

$12.95

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

Wheelbarrow Garden Tray

$39.95

Stay organized while you toil away in the yard by placing all your gear on the wheelbarrow garden tray. It not only adds to your wheelbarrow’s storage capacity, but also helps you keep all your tools and gardening accessories organized and at hand for when you need them.

Odyssey 800 Eight Person Family Tent

Odyssey 800 Eight Person Family Tent

$413.70

The Odyssey 800 eight-person family tent will make you and the entire clan feel just like you’re at home. This ginormous tent comes with three separate sleeping areas in addition to a large common area where the entire family can hang out in.

Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$24.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

Taco Sleeping Bag Blanket

$31.95

Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.

The Anti-Choking Device

$49.95

Keep yourself and your family safe by placing the anti-choking device in your first aid kit. This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.

Swarovski Crystal Yoda

$190.00

Bring some class and elegance to your geeky collection with this magnificent little Swarovski crystal Yoda. The iconic and powerful Jedi master is artfully recreated from sparkling and brilliantly colored Swarovski crystal with 291 facets.

Wingman Shot Glass

$13.00

Leave no man behind when you and your best pal hit up the local watering holes armed with the wingman shot glass. Whether your buddy wants to or not, they’re sharing in your legendary night of inebriation as they are forced to match you shot for shot.

Steampunk Vacuum Tube Flash Drive

$39.00

Why save your documents on a plain old USB when you can do so on this outstanding steampunk vacuum tube flash drive instead? Originally crafted in the USSR, this vacuum tube has been converted into a fully functional flash drive capable of supporting both Macs and PCs.