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Ryobi Air Conditioner Drink Cooler

$499.95

Battle the heat on hot and sunny days by cooling off with help from the Ryobi Air conditioner drink cooler. This rugged 50 quart capacity cooler comes with a built-in 18-Volt One+ battery that runs for over 4 hours and blasts a cool breeze out of the front facing vent.

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The Ryobi 18-Volt Cooling Cooler is a new offering from the ONE+ system of over 70 great tools. This transfer pump is unique in that it can act as a 50 qt. cooler, or can double as an air cooler. The cordless convenience makes this an awesome option for keeping cool on the jobsite or at any outside event. The 18-Volt ONE+ Cooling Cooler is sold as a kit with the P102 battery and P119 charger. Best of all, like every 18-Volt ONE+ blue or green tool, this cooler works with any 18-Volt ONE+ battery. Upgrade to LITHIUM+ batteries for better performance.

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Cat Shaped Throw Rug

$34.95

This cat shaped throw rug is so charming and cute that it’ll fill your home with warmth and fuzzy feelings. This adorable medium-sized throw rug measures 17″ by 35″ and is the perfect way for any cat lover to add some feline charm to their home.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

Iron Man Floating Action Figure

$129.99

Tony’s making a pit stop by your desk to relieve you of your boredom with the Iron Man floating action figure. This tiny Iron Man utilizes electromagnetic attraction and repulsion to create a hovering effect so that the Mark II appears to be flying!

Therapeutic Weighted Blanket

$158.01

Harness the power of deep touch stimulation and simulate the feeling of being hugged with this therapeutic weighted blanket. The blanket is designed to stimulate pressure points on your body that are associated with improved sleep and relaxation.

Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

$39.99

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

The Most Stuf Oreo Cookies

$22.50

Oreo has just introduced the most disconcertingly plump cookie known to man – the Most Stuf cookies! Each cookie comes crammed with three times the amount of creme as a regular Oreo for an unforgettably gluttonous experience!

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$3.78

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

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Green Laser Gloves

$190.00

Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.

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The Impossible Table

$43.33

The impossible table will add an attention-grabbing wow factor to any corner of your home. This 3d-printed handmade beauty creates an optical illusion that will mesmerize and add charm to any workspace or tabletop.

Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread

$898.99

Winter is coming – ensure you are warm and toasty when the temperature dips by getting under this faux wolf fur bedspread. This luxurious bedspread is crafted entirely from animal friendly faux fur and is given unique style accents to create a realistic appearance.

Giant Liquor Flask

$15.37

Now with the giant liquor flask you’ll be able to stay fully inebriated no matter how far you are from the nearest bar. This stainless steel flask’s enormous size will store up to one gallon of your favorite spirit so that you’ll never have to be sober again!