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Taco Sleeping Bag Blanket

$31.95

Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.

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This fleece-like sleeping bag is ideal for snuggling in to, while the plush crust makes the perfect finishing touch. Not just for lounging on the couch, this blanket is also great for sleepovers, parties, gifts, camping, and car trips! The weight and fabric provides enough warmth in the winter, yet is breathable in the summer, for a perfect year-round necessity.

The Original Tamagotchi

$49.72

Give your sad solitary life some meaning and joy by pouring your heart and soul into caring for your little Tamagotchi pet. Famed toymaker Bandai has re-released the Original Tamogatchi – only this time they’re half the size of the original!

Penguin Egg Holder

$19.99

Place a fun twist on the way you boil your eggs by putting them inside this penguin egg holder. The clever design of this practical kitchen accessory allows you to easily boil up to a half dozen eggs simultaneously without risk of burning your hands.

Tushy Bidet Toilet Attachment

$89.00

Experience a level of cleanliness no amount of wiping can match with the Tushy bidet toilet attachment. This marvelous attachment installs in a snap and comes with a small control box that allows you to adjust the water pressure and spray angle.

Refrigerator Lock

$14.95

Keep your curious toddlers from opening up the fridge and making a total mess in the kitchen by outfitting your fridge with this refrigerator lock. It features an easy installation that requires no tools and opens up using a small key.

Hidden Camera USB Wall Charger

$119.00

Keep a watchful eye over your dominion – even when you’re not there – using this hidden camera USB wall charger. Designed like a run-of-the-mill wall charger, this WiFi enabled device lets you stream 1080p HD footage directly to your smartphone or tablet.

Pepperoni Pizza Slice Blanket

$29.99

What better way to spend a lazy Sunday than wrapped up in this pepperoni pizza slice blanket? Designed like a mouth-watering slice, this vibrant blanket is made from ultra-soft polyester fleece – making it deliciously comfortable and super cozy.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.98

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$8.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$14.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Air To Water Generator

$1,679.44

With droughts and water restrictions becoming an ever-growing challenge, the AquaBoy Pro II air to water generator seems like a must-have for every home. Everyday it makes 2-5 gallons of purified great tasting water right out of thin air.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$7.99

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.