Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.
This fleece-like sleeping bag is ideal for snuggling in to, while the plush crust makes the perfect finishing touch. Not just for lounging on the couch, this blanket is also great for sleepovers, parties, gifts, camping, and car trips! The weight and fabric provides enough warmth in the winter, yet is breathable in the summer, for a perfect year-round necessity.
Keep a watchful eye over your dominion – even when you’re not there – using this hidden camera USB wall charger. Designed like a run-of-the-mill wall charger, this WiFi enabled device lets you stream 1080p HD footage directly to your smartphone or tablet.
Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.
Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.