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The Toilet Timer

$14.99

The Toilet Timer is for poo-crastinators. Born on Kickstarter, this is a unique sand timer that runs for just about five minutes. Help your loved one do their business and get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

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The Toilet Timer is for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time. This is a sand timer that runs for about five minutes. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

Hidden 3D Labyrinth Puzzle

$21.90

Keep your brain active during your downtime by passing the time with this hidden 3D labyrinth puzzle. This seemingly run-of-the-mill cube lifts up to reveal a complex three-dimensional maze with 12 levels of difficulty.

The Death Nut Challenge

$19.99

Forget The Tortilla Challenge, if you really want to test your spice threshold then you need to try The Death Nut Challenge! To claim victory you have to chow down on 5 progressively hot extra large Virginia peanuts that are infused with some of the hottest peppers known to man.

Indestructible Dog Toys

$27.00

Tearribles are the indestructible dog toys that your dog can tear apart over, and over, and over again without actually destroying them. Made from strong plush and durable mesh, they’re designed with tear-away limbs that you can easily stick back on the dismembered body.

Ikea Pendant Lamp

$99.99

Create the illusion of a supernova going off in your home every time you pull the cord and turn on this Ikea pendant lamp. This eye-catching piece features a fragmented spherical design that will give your room style as the light seeps through the parted edges.

Needle Blade Meat Tenderizer

$11.99

Ensure your main course is as savory, soft, and juicy as ever by prepping it with this needle blade meat tenderizer. This 48-blade tenderizer forms tiny channels within the meat in order to break down the connective tissues which make meat tough and chewy.

Credit Card Size Game System

$48.51

Keep boredom at bay by making sure you carry the credit card size 8-bit game system with you at all times. It features a brilliant OLED display in addition to soft touch tactile buttons and a long lasting battery so that you can enjoy classic games wherever you go.

Jiobit Real-Time Location Tracker For Kids

$144.99

Keep a tab on your kids, no matter where they run off to with the Joibit real-time location tracker. This durable and water-resistant tracking device will allow you to easily view your child’s location via the app on your smartphone.

Wingman Shot Glass

$9.95

Leave no man behind when you and your best pal hit up the local watering holes armed with the wingman shot glass. Whether your buddy wants to or not, they’re sharing in your legendary night of inebriation as they are forced to match you shot for shot.

Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth Speaker

$33.00

Make your favorite tracks really thump with the Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth speaker. This little gadget boasts a 16-hour battery life, is both dustproof and waterproof, and features a compact design that makes it incredibly portable.

Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System

$639.99

What’s your internet connection worth to you? Well, if it’s in the $700 range then the Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 system is just for you. This top-tier router casts a large 5,000 square foot net of coverage which will effectively eliminate dead zones in your home.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Magnetized Zen Garden

$31.95

Achieve total serenity without meditation by creating gravity-defying patterns on this magnetized zen garden. This small square garden combines natural magnetic sand along with three polished Hematite rocks so you can create a variety of abstract designs.

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