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The Toilet Timer

$12.99

The Toilet Timer is for poo-crastinators. Born on Kickstarter, this is a unique sand timer that runs for just about five minutes. Help your loved one do their business and get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

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The Toilet Timer is for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time. This is a sand timer that runs for about five minutes. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

Mini Trash & Recycle Bin Pencil Holders

$18.14

Help raise awareness for the environment by keeping your workspace tidy using these mini trash and recycle bin pencil holders. The amusing design disguises these pencil holders as a miniature version of the trash can and recycle bin we all have at home.

DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor

$207.99

Increase your productivity when you’re working away from the office with DUO – the portable dual screen laptop monitor. Simply attach DUO to your laptop using the magnetic adhesives, plug in the USB, and pull out the second screen to begin working.

The Smart Curtain Robot

$19.00

Make your day-to-day life easier by automating your curtains with the smart curtain robot. Even if your home is 100 years olds, it can still easily be installed in 30 seconds without any screws, nuts, or bolts and is compatible with Siri, Google Home, and Alexa.

Brain Tricking Fruit Flavored Cup

$22.90

Start living healthier by cutting out the sugary drinks and drinking more water using this brain tricking fruit flavored cup. The ingenious design gives the cup a fruity aroma and sweet taste – thereby fooling your brain into thinking it’s drinking delicious fruit juice.

Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.

Pet Tornado

$8.95

Experience the awesome power of mother nature from the comfort of home when you gaze at this fun pet tornado. A few twists of the wrist is all you need to create tiny twisters from the white foam clouds floating inside.

Plug-in Insect Trap

$24.98

Keep your humble abode free of annoying little flies using this plug-in insect trap. It conveniently plugs into any wall outlet and lures those poor unsuspecting flies to their doom through the combination of a UV light and a replaceable glue board.

Gold Playing Cards

$52.87

Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.

World’s Biggest Box Of Nerds

$38.00

Open up the world’s biggest box of Nerds and enjoy binge eating your favorite candy until your teeth are nothing more than cavity ridden stumps. This mammoth box of Nerds contains one and a half pounds of delicious strawberry and grape Nerds.

Wheelbarrow Garden Tray

$41.95

Stay organized while you toil away in the yard by placing all your gear on the wheelbarrow garden tray. It not only adds to your wheelbarrow’s storage capacity, but also helps you keep all your tools and gardening accessories organized and at hand for when you need them.

Waterproof Gear Bags

$27.97

Ensure your electronic devices survive the great outdoors by stuffing them inside one of these handy waterproof gear bags.These versatile and tough bags feature RF-welded seams, a patented waterproof zipper, and are made from a durable TPU material.