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Bull Mask

$50.43

Bring some excitement to your everyday life by topping off your outfit with this hilarious bull mask. This handsome bull mask features a durable construction and is designed with a cushioned chin brace and large eye holes to ensure maximum comfort.

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Bull Mask – Cute or scary? this realistic, moving mouth mask will definitely attract people’s attention. It’s perfect for creeping up on your friends too. Clear visibility through mesh eyes. Cushioned chin Brace allows mask mouth to move as you speak.

Telescoping Aluminum Ladder

$87.98

If you’re looking for a quality ladder that’s extremely portable you won’t find a better option than this telescoping aluminum ladder. It’s available in either a 12.5′ model or a 15.5′ model and can fold down to a compact and very portable 37″.

Dog Leotards

$45.99

Keep your precious pooch from shedding all over your home by dressing him up in one of these snazzy dog leotards. They’re lightweight, breathable, and are available in a range of sizes and colors so that you can find the one that’s perfect for your canine.

Forearm Blade Sword

$24.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

Razor Ripsurf

$79.99

Transform your local skatepark into your own personal concrete break by hopping aboard the Razor Ripsurf. The unique two-wheel design of the board allows you to carve and move much like a real surfboard – but on dry land.

Whiskey Decanter Gun

$76.95

Show all the party people who the fastest gun in town is by serving up a round of shots with this whiskey decanter gun. This must-have party accessory comes with 2 pistol decanters along with 8 shot glasses which you conveniently carry using a belt holster.

Scorpion Fantasy Knife

$130.61

While it won’t do you much use in battle, the Scorpion Fantasy knife makes the perfect display piece for any den or man cave. Measuring 15″ long, this ornate scorpion comes accented with 12 razor sharp stainless steel blades – with the largest blade measuring 5.5″

Stab-A-Nut Sweet Gum Ball Harvester

$82.98

Pick nuts more efficiently than you ever thought possible by heading out with the Stab-A-Nut sweet gum ball harvester in your hand. It allows you to effortlessly pick up small round objects without having to physically bend over.

Stick Shift Fidget Toy

$7.99

This stick shift fidget toy is perfect for gearheads who love manual transmissions. This neat keychain features a high quality construction and can actually move just like a real life gear stick shifter – making it ideal for any auto enthusiast with restless hands.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$7.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Robotic Pet Fish

$19.99

While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.

The Toilet Timer

$19.99

The Toilet Timer is for poo-crastinators. Born on Kickstarter, this is a unique sand timer that runs for just about five minutes. Help your loved one do their business and get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

Butt Shaped Pillows

$69.00

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

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