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Ko-Axis Rail Pen

$129.99

Experience unparalleled comfort while writing by swapping your plain pen for the Ko-Axis Rail Pen. The flat rectangular shape and rounded edges of this unique writing utensil provide a greater surface area than cylindrical pens – resulting in a more ergonomic feel.

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The Ko-Axis Rail Pen leverages the benefits of a flat, wide, rectangular geometry for unparalleled writing comfort and ultra-low profile carry
The perfect pen to accompany journals, notebooks, diaries, etc.
The embedded micro socket provides an “Instant”, no hassle refill replacement that does not require tools: pull-to-remove/push-to-insert.
Accepts a wide variety of commonly available D1 stylus refills, including Fisher pressurized refills (in case you want to write upside-down).
Unique, twin-rail skeletonized body is strong, lightweight and will make heads turn.

Bazooka Water Gun

$16.59

Ensure victory by refilling less than your opponent by using this bazooka water gun instead of a standard Super Soaker. The inventive design features a nozzle that allows you to screw on almost any plastic bottle and fire a stream of water up to 30 feet away.

AC Adapter Hidden Spy Camera

$215.00

Keep a watchful eye on babysitters, contractors, housekeepers, or just anyone who enters your home by discreetly recording them using this AC adapter hidden spy camera. This motion activated camera records 720×480 HD Video at 30 FPS using an SD card.

Airplane Carry On Cocktail Kit

$27.95

Enjoy first class beverages while flying the friendly skies by preparing your own drinks using the airplane carry on cocktail kit. This TSA compliant kit comes in a sturdy tin which houses the accoutrements necessary to mix up some tasty mile high concoctions.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$9.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

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Super Strong Portable Door Lock

$19.95

Keep any door completely secure by locking it with this super strong portable door lock. As thin as an envelope, this compact lock can be easily installed or removed in mere seconds – making it a must-have security and privacy tool while traveling.

OrCam Artificial Intelligence Assistive Reader

OrCam Artificial Intelligence Reader

$1,990.00

OrCam Read is the revolutionary new gadget that utilizes AI to read large amounts of texts out loud so that you don’t have to. Simply point to the text you want to read, and this incredibly useful device will instantly being reading the entire text to you.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

Rick And Morty Monopoly

$80.00

Buy, sell, and trade your way around the universe by sitting around the table for a rousing game of Rick and Morty Monopoly. You and five of your closest glip glops will take an interdimensional journey as everyone makes their way around the game board.

Doctor Who LEGO Kit

$245.01

Role play the Doctor’s most iconic timey-wimey adventures by building your own TARDIS with this Doctor Who LEGO kit. The kit includes a console room, TARDIS, and four minifigures – the Eleventh Doctor, Clara Oswald, a Weeping Angel, and two Daleks.

Levitating Darth Vader Helmet

$219.99

Make your allegiances known to all by showing your support for The Empire with this levitating Darth Vader helmet. Lord Vader’s iconic black helmet hovers above an LED lit base that illuminates it from underneath to create a sinister and eerie look.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Deadwood 1876 Board Game

$24.99

Scheme and backstab your way to the top as you try to accumulate the most gold in this Deadwood 1876 board game. You and your associates must work together to steal as many of the gold-filled safes floating around the lawless town in the Black Hills of South Dakota.