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Pimple Popping Toy

$19.99

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

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Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy! -The Pop It Pal is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus that simulates the popping of a huge pimple! -Every Pop It Pal comes with 16 pimples ready to be picked the minute you receive it. -The Pop It Pal can be refilled and picked over and over again! -One refill bottle and one filling tool will come with each Pop It Pal to ensure your picking can be repeated over and over again! There is nothing else like it!! -The PERFECT gift for the picker in your life. Includes: -One Peach Pop it Pal toy (4inx3inx1in) -One Refill of Pop it Pal Pimple Pus (30ml) -One Filling Tool -100% Satisfaction Guarantee -Comes in Brown and Peach colors.

You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$15.99

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

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SUV Camping Window Tent

$44.97

This SUV camping window tent will transform your ride into your rolling home-away-from-home fort the night. It features a universal fit and conveniently installs by stretching around the door’s perimeter without the use of any tools.

DIY Back/Body Shaver

$49.95

Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.

Jumbo Bean Bag Chair

$390.00

Turn a day of lounging around your house into paradise by plopping down onto this jumbo bean bag chair. It’s big enough to accommodate up to three people and comes with a dual layer design so you can easily remove the micro suede cover for cleaning.

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

Nintendo Switch Lite

$247.76

The Nintendo Switch Lite is the brand new version of the popular Nintendo Switch that was specifically designed with on-the-go gaming in mind. Cheaper than its predecessor, it’s compatible with all your favorite Switch games and comes in three different color options.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.33

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$19.72

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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Razer Tomahawk Gaming PC

$128.79

The Razor Tomahawk is the new standard in gaming PCs. It strays from previous models with a form designed around Intel’s NUC architecture, meaning it features the latest tech specs yet is modular enough to evolve with high-end PC performance.

Compact Underwater Scooter

$399.99

Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.

Human Face Dog Masks

$7.98

Instantly turn your pup’s frown upside down by brightening up everyone’s day with these human face dog masks. These hilarious latex masks will make your four legged friend look like one of the funniest yet creepiest creatures you’ve ever seen.

Savage Choices Party Game

$25.00

Who ever thought that ruining people’s lives could be so much fun? Savage Choices is the party game where players select a character card and attribute cards and go up against a judge in order to try and convince him to live a life as their character.