Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!
Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy! -The Pop It Pal is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus that simulates the popping of a huge pimple! -Every Pop It Pal comes with 16 pimples ready to be picked the minute you receive it. -The Pop It Pal can be refilled and picked over and over again! -One refill bottle and one filling tool will come with each Pop It Pal to ensure your picking can be repeated over and over again! There is nothing else like it!! -The PERFECT gift for the picker in your life. Includes: -One Peach Pop it Pal toy (4inx3inx1in) -One Refill of Pop it Pal Pimple Pus (30ml) -One Filling Tool -100% Satisfaction Guarantee -Comes in Brown and Peach colors.
Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.
Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”
The Nintendo Switch Lite is the brand new version of the popular Nintendo Switch that was specifically designed with on-the-go gaming in mind. Cheaper than its predecessor, it’s compatible with all your favorite Switch games and comes in three different color options.
Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.
Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.
Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.