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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

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Real Human Finger Bones -Metacarpal (Natural Bone)

Exfoliating Butt Masks

$34.00

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Fitbit Versa Fitness Smart Watch

$179.99

Staying on top of your health will be more convenient than ever when you strap on the Fitbit Versa fitness smart watch. It effortlessly tracks all of your daily activity, your sleeping patterns, and connects to your smartphone so you can make calls and stream music.

Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$25.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$27.99

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

You Said You Wanted Nothing Gift Box

$10.95

Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!

Automatic Pot Stirrer

$35.95

Stop slaving away over a hot stove and leave the hard work to the automatic pot stirrer. This handy utensil is designed with adjustable axle and arms to fit various size pots, and packs enough power to stir heavy duty dishes like risotto or stew for up to 45 minutes.

Snail Jelly Face Mask

$21.95

Get the young, radiant, and slimy looking skin you’ve always yearned for by using these snail jelly masks. Each mask comes coated with real snail secretion, which has been known to have a variety of regenerative effects on the skin.

Roll-Up Solar Charger

$174.99

When you venture far away from civilization, this roll-up solar charger will be your best friend. It can easily strap onto your pack without weighing you down, can charge your cell phone 1.5 times, and will recharge its internal battery with about 6 hours of sunlight.

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Hand Forged Snake Tsuba Katana

$206.24

This hand forged snake Tsuba katana is the ideal piece whether you’re looking to expand your collection or sharpen up your combat skills. The T10 steel blade measures 0.5cm in thickness and with a length of nearly 30-inches.

Collapsible Silicon Bucket

$12.98

Make the most out of your home’s limited storage space by swapping your bulky bucket for this collapsible silicon bucket. The bucket features a heavy-duty nonporous silicone body that collapses from 10″ to 2″ – making this ideal for apartments and campers.

Modular Smart Lighting Panels

$199.99

Give every room in your home its own unique color scheme and ambiance using these modular smart lighting panels. Each kit comes with 9 LED panels that you can mount – onto the wall or ceiling – in any shape you wish to create visually stimulating designs.

Traxxas TRX-4 Sport Kit

$299.95

Why settle for a store-bought R/C car when you can build your very own with this Traxxas TRX-4 sport kit? The kit comes with everything required to build your very own rugged R/C ride – including a transparent body, a chassis, and a detailed step-by-step manual.