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The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$4.95

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

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The Lil’ Nitro Gummy Bear is the spiciest gummy we’ve ever had the pleasure/horror to try. This searing sweet is a normal-sized gummy bear that’s loaded with a special spice extract that’s 900 times hotter than a jalapeño! The little devil is even holding a stick of dynamite and sporting a malicious grin.

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

Official John Wayne Handy Book For Men

$11.99

Become the noble and self-sufficient man your parents always wanted you to be by taking a lesson or two from The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men. You’ll learn how to live your life with the confidence, grit, and style of the legendary John Wayne.

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Stuffed Chewbacca Plush

$149.99

Spend quality time with your favorite Wookie by plopping down on this stuffed Chewbacca plush. This far-out jumbo plushie unfastens to reveal a spacious 30-inch pillow in the form of Chewbacca that will be perfect for lounging around on.

Banana Neon Sign

$29.99

Bring color and whimsy into any part of your home with this eye-catching banana neon sign. This quirky light is crafted from high quality acrylic and a new LED silicone tube that eliminates the risk of glass breakage and leakage of hazardous materials.

The Collapsible & Reusable Straw

$24.95

Clean, compact, and totally badass, the collapsible and easily transported FinalStraw is brilliantly designed for anyone who wants to rid their lives – and the planet – of single-use plastic. It’s BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Nicolas Cage Rainbow Pillow

$7.99

Go to bed with Hollywood royalty on a nightly basis by snuggling up with this Nicolas Cage rainbow pillow. Nick’s steely blue eyes will lull you into a deep and peaceful sleep that will relax your mind, body, and soul and leave you feeling rejuvenated upon waking.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$34.95

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.

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Air Bazooka

$40.72

Blow your friends away – literally – as you take aim and fire this incredibly entertaining air bazooka at them. This harmless weaponry features a high tech laser that will allow you to hit your target with pinpoint accuracy from up to 50 feet away!

My First Fire Starting Kit

$8.99

Keep Jr. busy and entertained while you’re occupied with more important matters by letting him go wild with the My First Fire Starting Kit. Boredom get ready to meet your match, because where there is smoke, there’s a guaranteed good time!

The Staple Free Stapler

$11.99

Place a new spin on the way you attach papers by binding them together with the staple free stapler. Rather than using traditional metal staples, it makes tiny holes that create a sturdy seal that is strong enough to clinch up to five sheets of paper together.

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Compact Fishing Rod

$225.00

Enjoy the sport of fishing virtually anywhere you travel by bringing along this compact fishing rod. Dubbed the Swiss Army knife of fishing rods, it’s made to be salt water resistant and features modular parts that can be interchanged to fit your style of fishing.

Werewolf Dog Muzzle

$89.34

Keep strangers from wanting to pet your doggy when you’re out on walks by transforming him into a mutant beast with this werewolf dog muzzle. It’s designed to fit your pup without causing discomfort and is intricately styled to make your dog look like a ravenous beast.