It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.
The new and improved 2nd Edition Buttress Pillow featuring the silky permanent inner pillow case and easy-wash outer cover. Functional, ergonomic, all-natural and Bootyful and made from 100% natural materials. Great for all types of sleepers as well as butt slappers, squeezers, caressers and face-buriers. Thighs separate, allowing you to dress up your Buttress with undies, PJ’s and more.
Keep your home secure while you’re away by deterring would be burglars with these smart light bulbs. They give off the appearance that you’re home even when the house is empty, can function as smoke detectors, and also provide up to 4 hours of emergency lighting.
Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.
Quick, get all your action figures to safety! Godzilla is loose! Coming in at 12″ tall and a whopping 27″ long, the Godzilla vinyl action figure is amazingly detailed and programmed to wreck havoc on your existing collection of toys and collectibles.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Add a little excitement and wonder to your dull muggle world by constructing this LEGO Hogwarts castle. This massive 6000+ piece set features a Great Hall, Defence Against The Dark Arts classroom, along with 27 microfigures that include Harry, Ron, and Hermoine.
If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.