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Butt Shaped Pillows

$99.00

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

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Description

The new and improved 2nd Edition Buttress Pillow featuring the silky permanent inner pillow case and easy-wash outer cover. Functional, ergonomic, all-natural and Bootyful and made from 100% natural materials. Great for all types of sleepers as well as butt slappers, squeezers, caressers and face-buriers. Thighs separate, allowing you to dress up your Buttress with undies, PJ’s and more.

Burglar Deterrent Light Bulb

$19.99

Keep your home secure while you’re away by deterring would be burglars with these smart light bulbs. They give off the appearance that you’re home even when the house is empty, can function as smoke detectors, and also provide up to 4 hours of emergency lighting.

Dick Match Party Game

$27.00

Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.

Godzilla Vinyl Action Figure

$499.89

Quick, get all your action figures to safety! Godzilla is loose! Coming in at 12″ tall and a whopping 27″ long, the Godzilla vinyl action figure is amazingly detailed and programmed to wreck havoc on your existing collection of toys and collectibles.

World’s Biggest Box Of Nerds

$38.00

Open up the world’s biggest box of Nerds and enjoy binge eating your favorite candy until your teeth are nothing more than cavity ridden stumps. This mammoth box of Nerds contains one and a half pounds of delicious strawberry and grape Nerds.

R2-D2 Bop It Toy

$64.99

Put an intergalactic spin on family game night by seeing if you’re fast enough to keep up with this R2-D2 Bop It toy. This pint-sized droid will shout out commands in the familiar voice of C-3PO while also emitting R2-D2 sound effects during gameplay.

Russian Roulette Water Balloon

$5.99

Enjoy a game of Russian Roulette with the whole family where nobody has to die – this water balloon version of the deadly roulette game plays with similar rules, only the loser walks away with completely soaked clothing and not a bullet in the head.

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SUV Camping Window Tent

$49.97

This SUV camping window tent will transform your ride into your rolling home-away-from-home fort the night. It features a universal fit and conveniently installs by stretching around the door’s perimeter without the use of any tools.

Coffee Table Aquarium

$1,104.57

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Automated Smart Chess Board

$321.84

Challenge anyone in the world to a game of chess – even if they don’t have a board themselves – with this intelligent chess board. It allows you to square off against over 200,000 players from 20 different countries or play against the board’s A.I.

LEGO Hogwarts Castle

$469.95

Add a little excitement and wonder to your dull muggle world by constructing this LEGO Hogwarts castle. This massive 6000+ piece set features a Great Hall, Defence Against The Dark Arts classroom, along with 27 microfigures that include Harry, Ron, and Hermoine.

Moving Ink Blot Masks

$29.95

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

LED Portal Bookends

LED Portal Bookends

$37.65

Keep your games or literary collection organized with some vibrant gamer flair using these LED Portal bookends. The ingenious design of these bookends will add cool ambient lighting while giving your personal space a splash of geeky pizzazz.