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Butt Shaped Pillows

$69.00

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

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The new and improved 2nd Edition Buttress Pillow featuring the silky permanent inner pillow case and easy-wash outer cover. Functional, ergonomic, all-natural and Bootyful and made from 100% natural materials. Great for all types of sleepers as well as butt slappers, squeezers, caressers and face-buriers. Thighs separate, allowing you to dress up your Buttress with undies, PJ’s and more.

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