It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.
The new and improved 2nd Edition Buttress Pillow featuring the silky permanent inner pillow case and easy-wash outer cover. Functional, ergonomic, all-natural and Bootyful and made from 100% natural materials. Great for all types of sleepers as well as butt slappers, squeezers, caressers and face-buriers. Thighs separate, allowing you to dress up your Buttress with undies, PJ’s and more.
Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.
Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.
Look like a Viking warlord while you’re sipping your premium roast by drinking it from this stainless steel skull coffee mug. This horrifyingly awesome tankard comes with a highly detailed 3D skull design complemented by an ornate stainless steel insert.
Bring a little magic into your life by lighting your bedroom with this magnetic balance lamp. Available in either a circular, oval, or square design, each model features a magnetic switch that hangs mid-air while the light runs along the interior of the frame.
Become the proud parent of a truly out-of-this-world bundle of joy by adopting this adorable alien baby doll. This little 16-inch cutie was masterfully crafted by award-winning special effects artist J. Anthony Kosar, giving it an incredibly realistic appearance.
Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.
Ensure your main course is as savory, soft, and juicy as ever by prepping it with this needle blade meat tenderizer. This 48-blade tenderizer forms tiny channels within the meat in order to break down the connective tissues which make meat tough and chewy.
Make your allegiances known to all by showing your support for The Empire with this levitating Darth Vader helmet. Lord Vader’s iconic black helmet hovers above an LED lit base that illuminates it from underneath to create a sinister and eerie look.
Wave goodbye to dieting when this stuffed waffle iron enters your life. The Wonderffle is the must-have kitchen appliance that lets you conveniently make Belgian-style waffles stuffed with your favorite foods inside of them – making them ideal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.