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Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.

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These cookies may be deliciously crunchy, but they’re also tough to swallow – because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. Quite the opposite. They can be really nasty, brutally honest, truthful and direct, crude or pessimistic. And if we’ve forgotten anything, it’s not because it’s something more positive. But that’s what makes them so great! Because you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed – LOTS OF FUN!

Glow In The Dark Bumblebee Blanket

$24.99

Transform your little bedbug into his favorite Autobot by covering him up with this glow in the dark Bumblebee blanket. This brilliantly designed blanket will not only keep him warm and cozy, but comes with two glow in the dark accents that double as a fun night light.

Iron Man 3D LED Backpack

$104.00

There are backpacks and then there’s this stunning Iron Man 3D LED backpack. This head-turner of a backpack comes with a giant Iron Man face – complete with a couple of light up eyes – plastered over the entire backside – making it perfect for the comic fan in your life.

Sawback Tactical Bowie Knife

$9.70

Upgrade your everyday carry by adding this sawback tactical Bowie knife to your collection. This ultra versatile folding knife boasts a razor sharp 3.5″ serrated stainless steel blade along with life-saving features like a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$17.95

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Pizza Cone Maker

$29.97

Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use set are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for quick cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you can clog your arteries in no time!

Kohler Digital Shower Interface

$1,020.55

Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.

YETI Rambler Insulated Tumbler

$34.99

When you’re serious about your beverages, accept no substitute. The Yeti Rambler is a 30 ounce stainless steel vacuum insulated tumbler with a a magslider lid. It’ll keep your cold drink chilled, and your warm drink piping hot, and is built to last.

G-Shock Rangeman Rugged Watch

$189.51

The G-Shock Rangeman rugged watch was made with outdoorsmen and adventurers in mind. Shock resistant and waterproof up to 200 meters, it is capable of tracking barometric pressure, temperature, and altitude – in addition to GPS navigation.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Monopoly Game: Cheaters Edition

$15.80

Monopoly: Cheaters Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.

Pregancy Car Seat Belt Adjuster

$19.54

Make driving around with your baby bump less uncomfortable for all involved with this pregnancy car seat belt adjuster. This handy device makes the belt sit across your thighs, rather than over your ever-growing belly.

Levitating Darth Vader Helmet

$199.99

Make your allegiances known to all by showing your support for The Empire with this levitating Darth Vader helmet. Lord Vader’s iconic black helmet hovers above an LED lit base that illuminates it from underneath to create a sinister and eerie look.

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