End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.
These cookies may be deliciously crunchy, but they’re also tough to swallow – because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. Quite the opposite. They can be really nasty, brutally honest, truthful and direct, crude or pessimistic. And if we’ve forgotten anything, it’s not because it’s something more positive. But that’s what makes them so great! Because you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed – LOTS OF FUN!
This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.
Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.
Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!
Marvel at one of the strangest and most terrifying creatures on earth by adding this real piranha fish display to your collection. This museum-quality display comes in a double-walled glass frame that allows you to view the specimen up close from every angle.
The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.
Give your plain bathroom some added appeal by creating an amazing optical illusion using this LED infinity mirror. The LEDs can be set to one of eight vibrant colors and create a seemingly never-ending tunnel on the mirror’s surface when they come on.
Bring some spine-tingling deliciousness into your Halloween celebrations by making your very own Oreo chocolate haunted house with this kit. It comes with everything you and your pint-size trick-or-treater will need to build this spooky and delectable house.