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Misfortune Cookies
$28.99
End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.
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These cookies may be deliciously crunchy, but they’re also tough to swallow – because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. Quite the opposite. They can be really nasty, brutally honest, truthful and direct, crude or pessimistic. And if we’ve forgotten anything, it’s not because it’s something more positive. But that’s what makes them so great! Because you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed – LOTS OF FUN!
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