End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.
These cookies may be deliciously crunchy, but they’re also tough to swallow – because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. Quite the opposite. They can be really nasty, brutally honest, truthful and direct, crude or pessimistic. And if we’ve forgotten anything, it’s not because it’s something more positive. But that’s what makes them so great! Because you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed – LOTS OF FUN!
Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.
Monopoly: Cheaters Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.
Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.
Forming tight, perfectly shaped rolls is easier than ever when you have this easy sushi roller. It allows you to quickly roll up elegant professional looking rolls in one fluid motion – making this portable appliance great for beginners and pros alike.
Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.
Keep your brain active during your downtime by passing the time with this hidden 3D labyrinth puzzle. This seemingly run-of-the-mill cube lifts up to reveal a complex three-dimensional maze with 12 levels of difficulty.
This circular grill and fire pit is the perfect addition for any backyard. This versatile grill can either be used as a fire pit ideal for roasting marshmallows or can be outfitted with a round cooking slab that is perfect for grilling all your meats and veggies to perfection.
Cozy doesn’t even begin to describe the world’s softest blanket. This ultra luxurious faux fur blanket is available in sizes ranging from a simple throw to a massive queen sized blanket so nice and soft you’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven.
Level up your setup with the AuAg 55″ gaming computer desk. Designed specifically with gamers in mind, it features a large 55.1″ x 26″ gaming surface, comes with a headphone and speaker hook, an integrated cup holder, an electric socket box, and even leveling feet.
These Hydro Shredders from Speedo are proof you don’t need a gym to get a grueling workout. They come with non-slip grips and are designed with a series of valves and tubercles that channel water in order to create resistance for the ultimate upper body workout.
Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.
If you’ve got a sweet tooth, it doesn’t get better than sinking your teeth into one of these Ube mochi cookies. These vibrantly colored cookies are made with Ube cookie dough and rolled in pure cane sugar to give each cookie an irrisistable crisp.
Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.
Marvel at one of the strangest and most terrifying creatures on earth by adding this real piranha fish display to your collection. This museum-quality display comes in a double-walled glass frame that allows you to view the specimen up close from every angle.
Surround yourself with rich immersive sound by trading in your earbuds for these wireless neckband Bluetooth speakers. The arched design distributes weight evenly while the 2 waterproof speakers will pump out premium sound.