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The Staple Free Stapler

$11.99

Place a new spin on the way you attach papers by binding them together with the staple free stapler. Rather than using traditional metal staples, it makes tiny holes that create a sturdy seal that is strong enough to clinch up to five sheets of paper together.

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Fasten paper easily without using Staples. The paper Clinch fastens up to 5 sheets of paper without the use of Staples. The punched out paper is stored neatly in the base of the paper Clinch just slide it open and occasionally empty out the paper punches. Ergonomically designed for one handed use keep one in the office; school or home.

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Adorable Sleepy Sloth

$15.25

Just looking at him makes your worries fade away. This chilling sloth plushie is a whole vibe. Place him anywhere in your room and he will bring nothing but chill good vibes.

The NoPhone Air

$6.99

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Boppi The Booty Shakin Llama

$38.26

Keep that body looking tight and right with Boppi, the booty shaking llama. This adorable and energetic little battery operated llama will shimmy, shake, and twerk her body and head for your entertainment and physical health.

At-Home Blue Light Acne Treatment Device

$119.00

Help maintain a radiant and clear complexion without pricey and invasive treatments using this at-home blue light acne treatment device. It combines blue light therapy and T-Sonic pulsations to target blemishes and eliminate acne at the source.

Reclaimed Wood Iron Foosball Table

$5,995.00

Keep your man cave or entertainment room fun while maintaining your home’s elegant decor with this beautiful reclaimed wood iron foosball table. It features a robust iron base that’s complemented by a gorgeous top part constructed from solid reclaimed hardwood.

All-In-One Tire Changing Kit

$112.99

Make life a little easier on yourself by upgrading your outdated car jack to the all-in-one tire changing kit. The kit includes a powerful hydraulic jack that’ll lift your car in under a minute and can double as an inflator pump so that you can fill your tires with air.

Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

$32.00

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

Passive Aggressive Notes

$7.63

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

$11.66

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.

Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$27.99

Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.

Ultrasonic Electric Automatic Toothbrush

$36.99

Get the radiant smile you’ve always wanted from the comfort of home with the ultrasonic electric automatic toothbrush. The u-shaped brush contours to your teeth to provide a super deep cleaning to remove up to 100% more plaque and stains than a regular brush.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$7.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.