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The World’s Loudest Whistle

$14.95

Ensure you’re heard – no matter where you are – by blowing on the world’s loudest whistle. This heavy duty whistle outputs an eardrum-shattering 142 decibel ring that’s over 8 times louder than common sports whistles and can be heard from over 2 miles away.

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Worlds’s Loudest Whistle
SPL up to 142dB 8x louder than a common whistle
2 mile usable range
Anti-microbial composite, all-weather construction
Unique radial tri-frequency design
Naturally Buoyant
Works in all weather environments, including underwater

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor

$259.99

Increase your productivity when you’re working away from the office with DUO – the portable dual screen laptop monitor. Simply attach DUO to your laptop using the magnetic adhesives, plug in the USB, and pull out the second screen to begin working.

Hair Brush Safe

$14.95

Ensure your cash remains safe by hiding it in plain sight inside this hair brush safe. This seemingly run-of-the-mill hair brush comes with a hollowed out body that is ample enough to discreetly store up to thirty rolled up bills, making this a must-have for your next trip.

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Glow In The Dark Glitter

Make your next art project one that will grab the eye by incorporating some of this glow-in-the-dark glitter into it. This chunky glitter comes in two equally eye-catching varieties: glow in the dark blue and purple iridescent glitter.

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Rhombic Dodecahedron Infinity Prism

$369.99

This rhombic dodecahedron infinity prism will instantly flood any plain room in your home with vibrant color. This acrylic lamp measures 10-inches by 7-inches and will project the colors on its surface to a distance of 20-feet.

Mini Cleaver Fixed Blade Knife

$37.98

Whether you’re at the job site or on the trail, this mini cleaver fixed blade knife is a must-have for your utility belt. It sports a machined aluminum handle that provides an excellent grip and comes with a multi-mount sheath that can be oriented in two positions.

Personalized Face Stickers

$15.99

Customize all your possessions by plastering your beautiful mug all over them using these personalized face stickers. They’re made from high quality matte vinyl and are both microwave and dishwasher safe, meaning you can stick them on virtually anything.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

Dango Tactical Wallet

$89.00

Get more use out of your everyday carry by placing your money and documents inside the Dango tactical wallet. It’s designed to house up to 12 cards and comes with a removable high carbon stainless steel multi-tool with over 14 built-in functions.

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Octopus Monster Costume

$367.00

This bizarre-looking octopus monster costume will make you a shoo-in to win first prize at any costume contest you take part in. This Lovecraftian getup is handmade and will fit you great whether you are a man or a woman.

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.75

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

$18.65

Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.