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The World’s Loudest Whistle

$14.95

Ensure you’re heard – no matter where you are – by blowing on the world’s loudest whistle. This heavy duty whistle outputs an eardrum-shattering 142 decibel ring that’s over 8 times louder than common sports whistles and can be heard from over 2 miles away.

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Worlds’s Loudest Whistle
SPL up to 142dB 8x louder than a common whistle
2 mile usable range
Anti-microbial composite, all-weather construction
Unique radial tri-frequency design
Naturally Buoyant
Works in all weather environments, including underwater

Smokeless Indoor BBQ Grill

$24.99

Get on the fast track to a healthy diet by preparing your meals on the smokeless indoor BBQ grill. The bold and functional design makes it remarkably simple to grill meats and veggies, and features a stainless steel drip pan to help reduce fat and cholesterol.

Fiber Optic Light Up Pants

$988.00

These fiber optic light up pants will not only ensure you’re the most stylish raver at the club, but also the most comfortable. These eye-catching pair of pants are made from a special fiber optic fabric that will make your outfit come alive in the dark.

Sparking Heel Skate Wheels

$29.73

Walking is boring and overrated. Get around town in style by outfitting your shoes with these sparking heel skate wheels. These adjustable accessories boast a pair of 50-mm urethane wheels in addition to a removable pad that creates a stream of sparks as you roll by.

Coin Of The Faceless Man

$14.00

Leave your dull life behind and venture to Braavos in hopes of joining the ranks of an elite and secretive guild of assassins with the coin of the faceless man. This nifty hand-engraved collectible is forged from steel and makes the perfect gift for any Game of Thrones fan.

Smoke-Free & Spark-Free Portable Fire Pit

$108.62

Cozy up to a warm and roaring fire without being covered by a cloud of smoke by setting the smoke-free and spark-free portable fire pit ablaze. It features a compact design and burns small wooden pellets that eliminate smoke – making it perfect for backyard use.

Hidden Camera Detector Tool

$148.00

Ensure nothing you do or say is being recorded without your consent or knowledge by scanning every room you enter with this hidden camera detector tool. It features 6 LED strobe lights that will bounce off and detect any camera lenses that may be hidden around the room.

Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

$18.00

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

Plug-in Insect Trap

$48.00

Keep your humble abode free of annoying little flies using this plug-in insect trap. It conveniently plugs into any wall outlet and lures those poor unsuspecting flies to their doom through the combination of a UV light and a replaceable glue board.

Sony PlayStation Classic Console

$78.95

Game like it’s the late ’90s all over again with the Sony PlayStation classic console! While it’s modeled after the original PlayStation, this updated model is actually 45% smaller and comes with 20 classic built-in games like Tekken 3 and Final Fantasy VII.

The Interactive Smart Dog Toy

$59.39

With the interactive smart dog toy you’ll be able to keep Sparky cheerful and entertained even if you’re not home. This high-tech little toy can either interact with your pooch by itself, or you can control it remotely via the Whickedbone app on your smartphone.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$34.95

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99

Proclaim yourself sheriff and restore order in the work place by arming yourself with the Model 1911 rubber band gun. This handmade walnut and hard maple semi-automatic piece sports an all-wood construction and can hold and fire up to six rubber bands.