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Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

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Now you can literally give a sh!t, or two, with these bad-a**, high-quality, “tokens” of appreciation!
Nothing says you give two sh**s like a couple steamy piles of corn-riddled sh*t and a dog pressing out some hot natural self-serve.
Whiny friends, bosses, co-workers, drunken strangers, significant others… No one is safe! If a picture is worth 1,000 words, these coins are surely worth Two S^%ts.

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microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$34.99

Save yourself a trip to the emergency room by repairing minor small wounds with a microMend emergency wound closures. It’s remarkably simple to apply and can effectively close a wound up to 1-inch, making it ideal for all kinds of cuts and scrapes.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Pepperoni Pizza Slice Blanket

$13.99

What better way to spend a lazy Sunday than wrapped up in this pepperoni pizza slice blanket? Designed like a mouth-watering slice, this vibrant blanket is made from ultra-soft polyester fleece – making it deliciously comfortable and super cozy.

Animal Sleeping Bags

$174.95

Do your next sleepover right by spending the entire night inside one of these animal sleeping bags. Made for adults up to 75″ tall, this cleverly designed sleeping bag will keep you warm and cozy while transforming you into a cute and cuddly stuffed animal.

G-Shock Rangeman Rugged Watch

$300.00

The G-Shock Rangeman rugged watch was made with outdoorsmen and adventurers in mind. Shock resistant and waterproof up to 200 meters, it is capable of tracking barometric pressure, temperature, and altitude – in addition to GPS navigation.

T-Rex Shower Head

$34.99

Give bath time a prehistoric touch when you liven up your tub’s appearance with the 3D printed T-Rex shower head. Kids and dino enthusiasts alike will love watching their favorite dinosaur spew a revitalizing stream of water from its mouth.

Baby Yoda Plush Doll

$27.99

Bring home the cutest thing in the galaxy by adding this Baby Yoda plush doll to your collection. This uber adorable little Yoda plush features a super soft body and stands at 11-inches tall. He’s the perfect gift for Star Wars fans of all ages.

Darth Vader Motorcycle Helmet

$386.03

Stay safe and fashionable in true Imperial fashion as you roll down the streets on your bike by protecting your noggin using this Darth Vader motorcycle helmet. Styled like Vader’s iconic helmet, it features an anti-fog insert and a wide sun visor for improved peripheral vision.

DIY Vegetable Garden Kit

$199.00

Keep your flourishing crops safe from weeds and pesky critters by planting them inside this DIY vegetable garden kit. The garden keeps your veggies elevated and comes with a steel wire gate and surrounding walls to ensure hungry animals don’t devour your crops.

Sweet Sweat Workout Enhancer

$29.95

Make those pounds shed faster than ever before by complementing your killer workouts with the Sweet Sweat workout enhancer. It is designed to improve circulation and increase sweating while encouraging thermogenic and muscle activity during your work out.

Unstable Unicorns Card Game

$20.00

Unstable Unicorns is the extremely entertaining card game that will destroy your friendships – but in a good way. This strategic card game combines unicorns and destruction in a race to see who can assemble an army of deadly unicorns to obliterate opposing players.

The Multi-Sectional Meal Skillet

$39.35

Cook your meals in a fraction of the time by preparing them on the multi-sectional meal skillet. The practical and intelligent design of this non-stick skillet allow you to simultaneously prepare up to three different items, making this skillet ideal for breakfast.