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Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

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Now you can literally give a sh!t, or two, with these bad-a**, high-quality, “tokens” of appreciation!
Nothing says you give two sh**s like a couple steamy piles of corn-riddled sh*t and a dog pressing out some hot natural self-serve.
Whiny friends, bosses, co-workers, drunken strangers, significant others… No one is safe! If a picture is worth 1,000 words, these coins are surely worth Two S^%ts.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$38.00

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.

Tortuga 1667 Board Game

$24.99

Plunder, pillage, and mutiny your way to victory by trying to best your mateys in the Tortuga 1667 board game. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or to the French and has to try to amount the most treasure before the arrival of the Spanish Armada.

Survival Prepper Subscription Box

$27.99

If you’re in the market for survival and prepper gear but don’t want to have to constantly scour the web for supplies, the survival prepper subscription box is your solution. Every month you will get a box packed with goodies like a machete, paracord, and a first aid kit.

cubiio compact laser engraver

Cubiio Compact Laser Engraver

$299.00

Customize almost any item on the spot using the Cubiio compact laser engraver. This compact little cube is controlled wirelessly through the accompanying app using your smartphone and can engrave all types of surfaces like felt, leather, wood, paper, and cardboard.

Car Washing Foam Cannon Kit

$93.38

Keep your ride squeaky clean with this car washing foam cannon kit. The kit allows you to give your vehicle a thorough and professional touch-free cleaning to reduce the chances of creating swirl marks and scratches.

Gold Playing Cards

$52.87

Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

cat shaped throw rug

Cat Shaped Throw Rug

$34.99

This cat shaped throw rug is so charming and cute that it’ll fill your home with warmth and fuzzy feelings. This adorable medium-sized throw rug measures 17″ by 35″ and is the perfect way for any cat lover to add some feline charm to their home.

stainless steel wearable flicking device

Strength Augmenting Flicking Device

$29.97

Turn your hands into lethal weapons by strapping on this strength augmenting flicking device. Apart from unique, this quirky device is extremely versatile since it can be used to as a finger exerciser, a self defense weapon, and even to open your beer bottle.

Watch Movement Cufflinks

$555.00

These beautiful watch movement cufflinks are the perfect way to top off your formal ensemble. The exterior of these elegant cufflinks is crafted from 316 stainless steel while the interior consists of an intricate 18k gold plated skeleton design that will surely catch the eye.

Retro Fanny Pack Hats

$19.99

Infuse your look with some rad ’80s inspired fashion by topping off your outfit with one of these retro fanny pack hats. This nifty accessory comes fitted with a handy zippered pocket that is ideal for your shades and comes in dozens of eye-catching colorful styles.

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$24.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.