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Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

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Now you can literally give a sh!t, or two, with these bad-a**, high-quality, “tokens” of appreciation!
Nothing says you give two sh**s like a couple steamy piles of corn-riddled sh*t and a dog pressing out some hot natural self-serve.
Whiny friends, bosses, co-workers, drunken strangers, significant others… No one is safe! If a picture is worth 1,000 words, these coins are surely worth Two S^%ts.

Instant Language Translator Device

$129.29

Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box

$12.22

Create an awkward but incredibly entertaining situation at the workplace by sending one of these embarrassing prank shipping boxes to a fellow employee. Each anonymous package arrives with a NSFW label guaranteed to make them blush.

Hot Sauce Cannon

$19.99

Spice up your meals Captain Morgan style with the hot sauce cannon. Styled like a pint-size cannon, this Captain Morgan brand hot sauce will add a zesty and spicy twist to any meal. Best of all, the bottle can be refilled and reused after you empty it out.

The Bubble Tent

$1,452.99

Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

$15.49

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$22.99

Cleanup will be easier than ever before with this one-piece silicone placemat and bowl. It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.

Aquarium Night Stand Table

$900.00

Breathe a little life into your room’s drab decor by upgrading your pad with the aquarium night stand table. The night stand provides ample room for your things and will have your fishies at the height of luxury as they swim around this tempered glass night stand.

Baby Lobster Costume

$26.90

Something’s cooking in the kitchen and it’s deliciously adorable. The baby lobster costume is a two piece ensemble that’ll transform your tiny tot into an impossibly cute sea critter ideal for complementing your chef costume.

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Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25.00

Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.

FPS Gaming Sight Attachment

$24.99

Dominate the battlefield by using the FPS gaming sight attachment to help you become the undisputed frag leader. The attachment is compatible with all the major gaming consoles and serves to improve your accuracy while shooting faster, as if you were an aimbot.

Razer Opto-Mechanical Keyboard

$99.99

Improve your overall gaming experience by upgrading to the Razer Huntsman Opto-Mechanical keyboard. This innovative model features opto-mechanical key switches that can provide up to 30% faster response and function during gameplay.