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microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$34.99

Save yourself a trip to the emergency room by repairing minor small wounds with a microMend emergency wound closures. It’s remarkably simple to apply and can effectively close a wound up to 1-inch, making it ideal for all kinds of cuts and scrapes.

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AVOID STRESSFUL, EXPENSIVE TRIPS TO THE ER with affordable, easy-to-apply, safe and secure rapid skin closures. Eliminates the need for stitches.
WOUND CLOSURES INCLUDE: One (1) pack of 0.5” sterile microMend Devices (2 devices per pack) to effectively close a wound up to 1”, and one (1) pack of 0.25” sterile microMend Devices (2 devices per pack). Devices can be used in combination to close a wound up to 1.5”.
IDEAL FOR KIDS – PAINLESS AND QUICK SKIN CLOSURE: This laceration repair kit is ideal for treating your family’s cuts and lacerations. Easy as a bandage to apply and in seconds the wound is closed with the holding strength of sutures.
SUPERIOR HOSPITAL GRADE FIRST AID WOUND CARE: Rapid skin closure devices allow you to care for lacerations wherever they occur; be it at a sporting event, camping, hiking or at home.
CLINICALLY PROVEN TO REDUCE SCARRING in 90% of patients compared to stitches.

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